(naruto ficlet) for nacchi_camui, more Saki-chan

HAHAHA. ONE DOWN. ... eight to go. ;_;

Okay, so. I didn't want to write more of that universe, like, EVER, but nacchi requested, and ask and ye shall receive and all that crap. Anyway it's not kinky, and there's no sex at all!! hahaha. Will you believe that, crossdressing!sasuke and no sex. I rule. *preens* instead it's cute and cuddly and angsty underneath. hee.

( Whatever. )

joisbishmyoga: ... I just got this mental image of adult!jounin!Sasuke, who crossdresses as Saki-chan whenever he's not on missions, fully in public and it's written off as "yet another jounin nutcase." Kakashi's a porn junkie, Gai's... Gai, Anko... if I understand correctly... is a lush and a nymphomanic, uh... Jiraiya, Tsunade... They all gotta cope. Sasuke's "Saki-chan" mechanism would be WONDERFUL.
sarolynne: Plus, it's hardly like there's not precedent. Hell, Orochimaru speaks like a woman and wears makeup.

... I don't care how vivid that mental picture is. I'm SO NOT writing it. XD But -- AHH I WANT TO READ IT SO BAD. So, if anyone feels like trying? XD

Drabble (more like a minific) -- Teamwork universe

for res_judicata, who asked for Temari and Naruto discussing non-village-approved relationships. It didn't have to be Teamwork, but it worked out that way. ^^; (though i did have a vague, twisted bunny about narugaatema that kind of scares me, so i'mma gonna put it away, 'kay?)

SPOILERS for background stuff for Teamwork, notably one pairing I really want to happen XD I wrote the ficlet at about a year after the birth of the kid, but I might rewrite it later to fit it in the timeline.

(also, if that's drabble length, i'll eat my keyboard. FOUR PAGES. FOUR. You better love me, res. ;_;)

( the drabble that wasn't )