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taking a page from eldest!jo's book...
Thu, May. 5th, 2005 11:15yay for stupid reviews. U_U;;;
The following review has been submitted to: Eveil Chapter: 1
From: (someone stupid)
That is really cool! You are a French speaking person, but you also know
English. How long have you had English? I'm learning Spanish. I had to
take both Spanish and French in Middle School, but I knew more Spanish
and therefore decided to take Spanish. I do like French, though. I don't
know much French, but I used to live in a city that had a french name.
Could you tell me what it means? It's Des Moines. A friend of mine told
me once, but I forgot. I'd really like to talk to you again sometime. My
email isn't on my profile, but I could give it to you is you want me to.
Uh. Okay?
1)my god, i know two languages, how amazing. Like, oh, millions -- if not more -- of people in the world?
2)yes, I do care about your life, even though we never met, and even though this is supposed to be a review for my story. I DO post my email on my profile, if you want to chat, USE IT.
3)Yes, I AM going to be your personal dictionary, even though I don't know you and there is that neat thing called babelfish. (or even OMG, actual dictionaries, in, like, LIBRARIES.)
4)YOU DIDN'T LEAVE AN EMAIL FOR ME TO ANSWER TO. Does the "reply to me and i'll give you my email" thing seem a little weird to you? No need to worry about logic! After all, I'm french, therefore i'm magical.
God. No, actually, I don't want to talk to you. I don't like people who want to know me just because i'm french (i'm a person, not a nationality, not a dictionary), and I don't like people who assume I'm going to be their bestest friend when I've never met them in my life, and most of all, I don't like people who have fluff for brain. You qualify for all three. I hope you never review one of my stories again, unless you OMG decide to leave an ACTUAL REVIEW.
Rargh.
no, i'm not pissed off just because i was disappointed it wasn't a real review. [/review whore]
The following review has been submitted to: Eveil Chapter: 1
From: (someone stupid)
That is really cool! You are a French speaking person, but you also know
English. How long have you had English? I'm learning Spanish. I had to
take both Spanish and French in Middle School, but I knew more Spanish
and therefore decided to take Spanish. I do like French, though. I don't
know much French, but I used to live in a city that had a french name.
Could you tell me what it means? It's Des Moines. A friend of mine told
me once, but I forgot. I'd really like to talk to you again sometime. My
email isn't on my profile, but I could give it to you is you want me to.
Uh. Okay?
1)my god, i know two languages, how amazing. Like, oh, millions -- if not more -- of people in the world?
2)yes, I do care about your life, even though we never met, and even though this is supposed to be a review for my story. I DO post my email on my profile, if you want to chat, USE IT.
3)Yes, I AM going to be your personal dictionary, even though I don't know you and there is that neat thing called babelfish. (or even OMG, actual dictionaries, in, like, LIBRARIES.)
4)YOU DIDN'T LEAVE AN EMAIL FOR ME TO ANSWER TO. Does the "reply to me and i'll give you my email" thing seem a little weird to you? No need to worry about logic! After all, I'm french, therefore i'm magical.
God. No, actually, I don't want to talk to you. I don't like people who want to know me just because i'm french (i'm a person, not a nationality, not a dictionary), and I don't like people who assume I'm going to be their bestest friend when I've never met them in my life, and most of all, I don't like people who have fluff for brain. You qualify for all three. I hope you never review one of my stories again, unless you OMG decide to leave an ACTUAL REVIEW.
Rargh.
no, i'm not pissed off just because i was disappointed it wasn't a real review. [/review whore]
