Every author who ever posted anything to the Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon section of ffnet that wasn't parody should have their hands hacked off so that they don't inflict on us their bad hints of a plot, improbable, drippingly sappy romances and pairings pulled out of a hat.
The "oh, there are five of them in each series and I don't like the originally designated counterparts" is NOT a good basis for a crossover, and whoever was the first carrier of that plague should be dragged out in the street and shot. And then put on fire.
Also, please keep the mary sues in sailor disguises, okay?
AND HARUKA AND MICHIRU DO NOT NEED SOME GBOY LOVIN!!! THEY'RE GAY GODDAMMIT!!!