drabble meme? .__.

[askerian]

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

Comments

[water-soter.livejournal.com]

Teamwork with FemNaruto knocked up and Sakura and Sasuke guys (evil grin). Main character, Naruto :-P

[book-people.livejournal.com]

...Damn it! You beat me to it! XD

Seconded

[mika-kun.livejournal.com]

Thirded!

[water-soter.livejournal.com]

Lol! You can take this one then since I asked for another :-P But yeah, with so many great Fem Sasuke, I just had to have Fem Naruto! I love fem Naruto I just wish I knew were to find more fics of her that are just as awesome!

[book-people.livejournal.com]

...I cannot edit (lj is evil), so I shall simply reply to myself. u.u

It may be Sasuke's but it is definitely the kyuubi jinkuuriki's.

It may be Sasuke's but it is definitely the kyuubi jinkuuriki's.

[askerian]

It may be Sasuke-kun's child; they don't know, there's no way to tell that Naruto would accept. (Putting a needle in her belly to take a sample might hurt the fetus or trigger a spontaneous abortion. Not happening.) But it is definitely the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki's.

Haru can see-feel-echolocate the claws.

They're tiny, like a kitten's, and they're softened enough by the amniotic fluid that no real damage seems to have been done. The possibility that their luck might run out is terrifying.

The kind of damage he might do to himself or the inside of Naruto's body isn't half as scary as the thought that the councilmen might have been right, that it isn't only his (tiny, round, adorable) body that was affected.

"He's adorable," he says with a soft, lying smile, and releases the jutsu.

His hands stay on Naruto's round belly, massaging in little absent circles. The child is adorable. That's the worst thing.

"Tell me more," Naruto begs, eyes bright, fascinated, and she looks up at him like maybe she can see her baby through his eyes.

"He's all curled up and sucking on his big toe, it's the cutest thing. He's got those round baby cheeks..."

Naruto lets out a little squeeing, purring sigh, eyes hooding in pure happiness. "It's a boy, then?"

Haru nods a confirmation. "No way to tell," says Sasuke-kun, and Haru looks up and frowns.

"Actually, I just saw --"

Sasuke's eyes are sharingan red as he shapes the seals Haru needed a month to learn and presses a hand perfunctorily against Naruto's belly. "Your angle was wrong. Look again."

Haru grumbles under his breath, but he does it. "There, between his legs--"

"Switch frequencies. Skeleton."

Oh.

There's a tail, too.

It's such a little stumpy thing right now. Naruto will probably love it.

The councilmen won't. Haru closes his eyes and tells himself he can't panic before he has figured out new contingency plans.

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[mika-kun.livejournal.com]

Please continue this. Please!

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[shewhoflies.livejournal.com]

OMGOMG*GLEE*

On one hand, I'm thinking of all the implications of Naruto's child having a tail and cringing. On the other hand, I lovelovelove Naruto and her excitement and everything about her. On the other, I love Haru -- kinda cold and very efficient and this is the same verse as the other male!Sakura, isn't it, did I tell you how much I loved that one? On the third hand, I can't get a reading on Sasuke at all. So you need to write more. With more Sasuke. So I can get him better.

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[book-people.livejournal.com]

Have I told you recently how awesome you are? Because you are super awesome. <3 team 7's baby has a tail. The council is going to have fits. I have the strangest feeling Haru is going to have to come up with a diplomatic way of saying "fuck you," because Sasuke and Naruto are going to be saying it a lot. XD

Fabulous, hon!

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[(Anonymous)]

Wait, what?

http://www.mangareader.net/93-54942-9/naruto/chapter-500.html
http://www.mangareader.net/93-54942-17/naruto/chapter-500.html

These are the issues with a Jinchuuriki being pregnant, not hybridization. The only direct effect on Naruto of Kushina being a Jinchuuriki was the birth marks.

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[askerian]

-___- Teamwork is an alternate timeline that was plotted around the Valley of the End. I developed my own canon for it since at the time there was NO canon about it and I wasn't about to do massive rewrites and chuck out half my plot just to gel with weekly revised manga canon. The seal I plotted the whole fic around (oh, three, four years before there were any details in the manga) forces Naruto and Kyuubi to merge, which includes physical side effects such as claws, pupils and yes, potentially tails. Part of the background canon for my story also includes wolf-youkai in the Inuzuka family tree, so I consider hybridization possible for the fic.

Thanks a lot for the "wait, what?" and the italics, that gave your comment a nice, helpful, not disdainful at ALL tone, by the way. :/

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[tanukyle.livejournal.com]

-fluffs-

ignore weirdo anonymi.

[(Anonymous)]

fourth'd!