askerian | baby drabble meme? ._

baby drabble meme? .__.

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's

white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.

NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
~~Uchiha~~ Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...

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He could understand the reasoning. Sephiroth was Sephiroth, and no army needed ten perfectly identical genius Generals at its head, or even five or three. For one thing they'd all have the same blind spots, the same fighting patterns. (not that it mattered immensely when he always won anyway, but, just in case. It was better to have variety.) For another no dragon needed five independently thinking heads; there was a reason Hydras were going extinct. But a pack of Nibel wolves would only do better with more excellent subordinates.

He could understand why they'd done it.

He watched experiments SXB-01 through 05 float in their tanks, eyes closed, still-plump bodies lax, and he wanted to kill them all anyway, Doctor Kanzaki for suggesting it, Shinra Senior for signing off on it, even Hojo for failing to protest loud enough about the bastardization of his greatest triumph.

One of them had First Class Kegarr's tight curls and coffee-skin, sickly under the green lamps. One of the two girls had Ulweiss's mouth, a quirk to it suggesting she'd have his smile too, the smile he'd worn even in death.

One had his mad head of spikes, except longer, three years of accelerated growth and never cut. Only it was silver.

They all had silver hair, somehow.

They'd stay in the pods another three months, the lab assistant was saying, until they reached a physical age of eight years old, or thereabout. They were being given language and the basic laws of the world already -- fire is hot, water is wet, gravity is a bitch, this is a kitty, don't pet the Malboro, Zack's mind translated from sciencese; next week they'd start in on what they would need to know as cadets of Shinra.

Shinra created you, Shinra is never wrong, Shinra is your god, Shinra is your life, you're grateful you can kill for Shinra, aren't you?

Zack ooh-ed and ahh-ed in all the right places, and started planning for a break out.

He hoped Sephiroth wouldn't attempt to stop him. Because perfect General or not, Zack hadn't spent so long as his right hand man -- as his best friend -- without learning how to break him.

You shouldn't be allowed to write short prompt things with such awesome potential for a longer story... it's like giving us just a little bit of crack.

XD You're free to ask for more about these kids, just gimme prompts with 'em. (heck, not just you, it's open to everyone. *easy like that*) when I was writing it I was all OH MY GOOOOOOD SARO IT'S MAKING AN EPIC IN MY HEAD MAKE IT STOP. I'm even getting bunnies about the other, uh, daddies. XD

Hmmm... same kids with the prompt waking up/early morning

The sun was rising pale and bright over the red stone of the Cosmo Mountains when the first of them woke. Zack parked the buggy on the side of the bush track, and sat there breathing in and out, trying not to have a panic attack.

He'd been cool-headed when he broke them out, when he sneaked them out of Midgar, when he smuggled them on the ferry to Costa del Sol. Heard a little hand patting the walls of the crate it was in, and suddenly he wasn't.

Wasn't too late to turn around and take the fork that would bring him to Gongaga. Would take him, what, four hours? At most.

But likely the Turks were already lying in wait by his house, and the only thing that might still save his parents would be total radio silence. They couldn't be used as bait or leverage if Zack couldn't be told they were being used. Better pretend to be long estranged.

Tiny fingers were now tapping against the planks, a slow, curious rhythm. Zack told himself to man up and climbed out of the cabin.

The crate took up the back of the buggy, but even then it didn't look big once stuffed with five slumbering toddlers. Zack had taken off the lid as soon as possible so the kids would have air, and tied a fishing net all around to make sure none of them crawled out. Kegarr's kid had his fingers in the holes, poking them through the holes and wriggling.

He had Kegarr's glowing purple irises and Sephiroth's pupils, adding to the dramatic contrast of his milk-coffee skin and tight silver curls. "You're going to be a heartbreaker" slipped out of Zack's mouth before anything else. The kid stared at him, unblinking.

"... Hey there," Zack said, coming up to the crate, and rested his fingers on the edge. There was no reaction. It really sucked that Zack had had to torch the files; making sure the doctors didn't reproduce their experiment came first and there had been no time to get more medical info beforehand. He was sure (almost sure) that a normal kid at this stage of development should be talking.

Wasn't sure what they'd say, though.

He started to unknot the net. "You hungry? Thirsty? Need to pee?"

The other kids were still asleep. He swung his arm over the edge of the crate and down, to feel their faces. No fever, and they were even all breathing. Great. He turned to Kegarr's kid and slipped his hands under his armpits to lift him up. It was like lifting a sack of potatoes. No healthy toddler Zack had ever known was so limp and complacent when handled.

None had that bone density, either. "Man, it's a good thing I'm augmented," he said, sitting the kid on his hip so he could free a hand to re-tie the net properly. "... Aw, shit, not that I'm saying you're fat. I hope I'm not screwing up your whole development."

The kid kept watching him, expressionless.

"... Alright then. What am I gonna do with you..."

It was then that he felt his answer, right there against his hip. Apparently, living in mako tubes as they were, there had been no need for the kids to be potty-trained.

(warning, am wakefulness impaired)

♥ x many. Because:

- Zack is all business until the littles are awake and he has to deal with tiny people instead of a plan.

- First thought after imagining that kid as an adult was "Drow!" only not really because silver is not white and his skin would be too light but that's not the point and Zack is right about the likelihood of heartbreak.

- "... Aw, shit, not that I'm saying you're fat. I hope I'm not screwing up your whole development." (Bwahahaha!)

- Last line = LOL

Oh, XD I am loving this. I feel bad for not visiting your LJ in almost forever..but I feel good because I have 2 months of ficcy goodness to read! XD

Somehow, he muddled through, manhandling the kid out of the Cadet-sized shirt he'd stuffed him into back in Midgar, washing his legs, drying them, and manhandling him back into one of Zack's own turtleneck tops, which fell way past the poor kid's knees. He even managed to convince him to drink from the bottle and not choke, which was an unexpected success considering how responsive the kid was.

And then, oh, hell, it was warm so far south, and there was no one around to say anything about him driving in his underpants anyway. The soiled clothes went in a plastic bag. The kid went in the passenger seat. Zack buckled him in, chattering about he didn't even know what, and started the buggy again. He remembered a little creek, a slow, sun-warmed one, a few miles thataway. He was gonna need it. Guarantee he'd have to wash the rest of the brood too.

What he really needed was to stop thinking of him as Kegarr's kid. (or Sephiroth's kid, somewhere deep inside.) Because he wasn't. And he wasn't Doctor Kanzaki's Experiment number SX-what-the-fuck-ever, either. He was Zack's now.

"River's too girly. Also hello, the naming story -- yeah, so you peed on me and I had to wash you so I named you after the first body of water we came across."

The kid was staring at him again. Zack grinned.

"Rain's even more girly, and also cliché. Rune? Rune Fair. Hm. Naw. You don't strike me as a mystical sort of guy. Mikael? Danny? Gabriel?"

"Nrrr. Nh. Ah."

Zack blinked, slowing down the car so he could take a longer look than just a quick side glance. The expressionless little face had gone tense, expectant. Zack knew it was more likely to be due to the unexpected difficulty of making sounds, or perhaps a bowel movement, but... heh.

He rested his hand on silver curls, comforting, and said, "Alright. Gabe it is."

(♥'s continued)

- XDDD, Zack riding around in his undies! Does he still have his boots on? I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the mental image of him having to stop and fight anything without pants on. It's hard to take a man seriously without trousers.

- Yeah! Zack taking possessive responsibility for the tiny, it is good. Might be healthier for him not to, but they'd still be in a lab if he could keep his heart out of things.

- Name game is cute.

- Eee, Gabriel! Name them all after angels and it'll be interesting if/when they all start sprouting wings.

Also, this whole thing bears an eerie resemblance to Zack's trek from Nibelheim with Cloud so I'm pretty glad they're heading away from a certain cliff of doom near Midgar.

I'm loving how you are portraying Zack to have a knack for handling limp/unresponsive things given his canon future. Plus I'm pretty sure that the naming story of gabriel isn't much better than the first name that you garbled at with a grumpy look on your face...cos yeah, the whole 'you named the name because I made a noise at and ignored my troubled look'

The way you write with his voice but not as him saying it ("or perhaps a bowel movement, but... heh.") is really nifty and subtle - it may be my most favourite technical part of your writing (because there is too much love for your situations and characterisations to call it my favourite part of your writing fullstop)

I also love that they are his, and will take his last name, I mean I know it is logical -cant have a brood of kids the same age with different last names to the father- but it still touched me somehow.

(second charcoalcat's is he wearing boots still cos that would be lolsy, but he probably took em off aye)
(++ so glad that you drew their faces ! GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i would have asked for that in this comment <3<3)

You know Gabe sounds beyond cute! Brown skin and silver curls....genius! Poor Zack BTW if it was indeed a bowel movement XD

Purple cat eyes, too. Exhibit A. He's not going to grow up cute, he's going to grow up SUPER HOT. XD

Oh yes indeed. I stand corrected. He will be super hot! XD

Also loving the looks of Kyril and Ludmila XD

Hahaha, BUNNIES ARE GOOD. They keep your muse healthy. :)

PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THIS EPIC BUNNY? I WANT TO KNOW ANY AND ALL HEADCANON, BECAUSE THIS IS UTTERLY AMAZING.

Sephiroth/Zack, mother hen-ing ( that or 'baby chocobo' as the prompt)

Tadah! It was too long for the comments field, so... here.

http://askerian.livejournal.com/516816.html

Zack, Zack *shakes head*
He's going to save em of course. Though I wonder if he knows what he's in for. lol

GLEE OMG FIVE LITTLE HALF-SEPH ~~demon children~~ BABIES. *rolls on you in joy*

Just one kid with the Seph's latent paranoia and reflexes and godamned SKILL, PLUS the first class' quirks... Fun times.

Nawwwe Zack. You go ~~girl~~ uhm, dude. ~~Kidnap~~ SAVE THOSE KIDSSSSSSS.

Does... does Seph help in the escape or is he against them being taken away from Shinra? Is this when he's still under their thumb and before he goes ~~batshit~~ looking after his mother?

...OMG, CAN I REQUEST MORE IN THIS VERSE? SO CURIOUSSSSSSS

If so, then with the prompts, uhm...

The Terrible Twos (http://pediatrics.about.com/od/toddlers/a/05_terrble_twos.htm)
A terrible time for parents with one NORMAL child. XD

Oh oh and
Preferred weapon
Do the kids take after one of their parents in weapon/choice style? DO they squabble over which weapon/style is best (as much as a little seph/first-class hybrid hellion CAN squabble anyway, I hope buildings aren't razed to the ground in the process rofl)

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baby drabble meme? .__.

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Zack, waking up/early morning

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waking up/early morning, 2/2

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Sephiroth/Zack, Mother hen-ing

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