askerian | baby drabble meme? ._

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's

white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.

NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
~~Uchiha~~ Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...

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Somehow, he muddled through, manhandling the kid out of the Cadet-sized shirt he'd stuffed him into back in Midgar, washing his legs, drying them, and manhandling him back into one of Zack's own turtleneck tops, which fell way past the poor kid's knees. He even managed to convince him to drink from the bottle and not choke, which was an unexpected success considering how responsive the kid was.

And then, oh, hell, it was warm so far south, and there was no one around to say anything about him driving in his underpants anyway. The soiled clothes went in a plastic bag. The kid went in the passenger seat. Zack buckled him in, chattering about he didn't even know what, and started the buggy again. He remembered a little creek, a slow, sun-warmed one, a few miles thataway. He was gonna need it. Guarantee he'd have to wash the rest of the brood too.

What he really needed was to stop thinking of him as Kegarr's kid. (or Sephiroth's kid, somewhere deep inside.) Because he wasn't. And he wasn't Doctor Kanzaki's Experiment number SX-what-the-fuck-ever, either. He was Zack's now.

"River's too girly. Also hello, the naming story -- yeah, so you peed on me and I had to wash you so I named you after the first body of water we came across."

The kid was staring at him again. Zack grinned.

"Rain's even more girly, and also cliché. Rune? Rune Fair. Hm. Naw. You don't strike me as a mystical sort of guy. Mikael? Danny? Gabriel?"

"Nrrr. Nh. Ah."

Zack blinked, slowing down the car so he could take a longer look than just a quick side glance. The expressionless little face had gone tense, expectant. Zack knew it was more likely to be due to the unexpected difficulty of making sounds, or perhaps a bowel movement, but... heh.

He rested his hand on silver curls, comforting, and said, "Alright. Gabe it is."

(♥'s continued)

- XDDD, Zack riding around in his undies! Does he still have his boots on? I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the mental image of him having to stop and fight anything without pants on. It's hard to take a man seriously without trousers.

- Yeah! Zack taking possessive responsibility for the tiny, it is good. Might be healthier for him not to, but they'd still be in a lab if he could keep his heart out of things.

- Name game is cute.

- Eee, Gabriel! Name them all after angels and it'll be interesting if/when they all start sprouting wings.

Also, this whole thing bears an eerie resemblance to Zack's trek from Nibelheim with Cloud so I'm pretty glad they're heading away from a certain cliff of doom near Midgar.

I'm loving how you are portraying Zack to have a knack for handling limp/unresponsive things given his canon future. Plus I'm pretty sure that the naming story of gabriel isn't much better than the first name that you garbled at with a grumpy look on your face...cos yeah, the whole 'you named the name because I made a noise at and ignored my troubled look'

The way you write with his voice but not as him saying it ("or perhaps a bowel movement, but... heh.") is really nifty and subtle - it may be my most favourite technical part of your writing (because there is too much love for your situations and characterisations to call it my favourite part of your writing fullstop)

I also love that they are his, and will take his last name, I mean I know it is logical -cant have a brood of kids the same age with different last names to the father- but it still touched me somehow.

(second charcoalcat's is he wearing boots still cos that would be lolsy, but he probably took em off aye)
(++ so glad that you drew their faces ! GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i would have asked for that in this comment <3<3)

You know Gabe sounds beyond cute! Brown skin and silver curls....genius! Poor Zack BTW if it was indeed a bowel movement XD

Purple cat eyes, too. Exhibit A. He's not going to grow up cute, he's going to grow up SUPER HOT. XD

Oh yes indeed. I stand corrected. He will be super hot! XD

Also loving the looks of Kyril and Ludmila XD

baby drabble meme? .__.

waking up/early morning, 2/2

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