baby drabble meme? .__.

[askerian]

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's suzukiblu/white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.


NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
Uchiha Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...

Comments

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Sooooo late to the show, but I had to comment anyway, so maybe if you're up to it,

Cloud/Unknown - Normalcy

or

Naruto/Sasuke(lockerroomtherapy'verse) - Runaway

Also, in case you haven't realized how predictable I am? I ♥ the snippet of Zack/Seph bebeness and am greedy like a greedy thing for more. Y'know, if you feel like it. *hides bunneh!Lure materia under your pillow*

All in all, I did a lot of cooing and wibbling while reading all of the drabbles you have already. I love your adeptness at capturing complex emotions in so few words. Naru/Ino is very blond and fun and bwahahaha the long-suffering child. Udon/Moegi, parenthood = herding cats, so true XDDD. I regret I can't find the right words for all of the Itachi-ness, but I love them? The first, with Kisame, I was thinking that an Itachi with a will to live would be infinitely more scary than an Itachi waiting for death. Or maybe I mean an Itachi with someone to protect. (Sasuke doesn't count since he's training his executioner) Hmm, and suddenly I want to throw Naruto into this volatile situation and see what happens. Also, Itachi and Sasuke, you make them painful and pretty all at once and I maybe squeeed a bit when Itachi smiled in the grocery store bit. And I'm very curious about this Kaiki child. Is this supposed to be the Kisame baby? Or the result of ItaSasu mpreg? Or, which one of Itachi and Sasuke is the blood parent? Or, why would they adopt a child that wasn't blood?

Also, I love your Heero as a parental. With much squee and flail and rawr-ness. Because lions and tigers and bears will never be more ferocious than Heero with a mission.

Runaway - Locker Room Therapy

[askerian]

"Can a cop even be a fag?"

Naruto stops in the doorway, mouth already open to protest. Sasuke keeps chopping up carrots with ingrained regularity, not missing a beat. "Looks like. Set the table. Plates are over here."

"It's not allowed," the kid says, and doesn't make a move to get up from the kitchen table.

"Making you work for your supper?" Sasuke replies, missing the point quite deliberately. "If you're not sick and you can't set the table, you're obviously not hungry enough."

Naruto stop teetering on the edge of yelling, closes his mouth, and starts trying not to laugh instead. A frown appears on the kid's face.

"I bet you anything the other cops don't know. They wouldn't let you otherwise."

Cut, cut, cut. "I want you to set the table. Pay up."

Out of sight in the doorway, Naruto bites his fist to keep from laughing.

"Whaat?!" the kid protests, or whines, it's a close call.

"Naruto and I have the same address. They're cops. Think they wouldn't notice a clue like that?"

"That's not a win! Naruto doesn't look like a fag. They prolly think you're just roommates!"

"Also there's the fact that I took him as my date at this year's award ceremony." Chop, chop. Slide all the little bits in waiting pan. "He kissed me when I came down from the platform."

"Augh!"

"With tongue. Table's waiting."

"Auuuugh."

Thump, the front feet of the chair lands back on the floor. The kid drags his feet like they weigh eight tons each and starts rooting through the cupboards.

Naruto waits a couple of seconds, and comes fully into the room. Sasuke flicks him a look, and for a second Naruto could swear Sasuke is considering the pros and cons of kissing him hello. He doesn't know if he should encourage him or run off. Sasuke in vindictive mode can be very, um, proactive. Adventurous even. Which he almost never is.

On the other hand, years of therapy to pay for.

He drops his hand on Takashi's head and grins. "Hey there. Getting along yet?"

"Yeah, sure," he grumbles, and dutifully lays down the forks. Naruto turns his grin to Sasuke.

"It's fine," Sasuke replies, but when Naruto walks past to get napkins he whispers in his ear "Fair warning, you're bottoming tonight."

It's really hard to explain to Takashi exactly why he spends half the meal blushing, and the rest kicking his stepdad-to-be under the table.

One thing he never thought he'd need when he decided to become Takashi's dad: a ball-gag.

Re: Runaway - Locker Room Therapy

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

So much LOL! Thank you, it was good for me. I love that silly, sexy, domesticity. (I think one of the quirks I like best about LRTverse is Sasuke's domestic tone underlying his Sasuke-ness.)

(Also, because my brain is like that, we just imagined this entire scenario with Cloud as Sasuke, and Zack and Denzel as Naruto and Takashi, and it was also awesome, it was like getting a two-for-one deal and I LOLed even more.)

Re: Runaway - Locker Room Therapy

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

Reading all the Locker Room Therapy fics :)

Bwahaahahah. This kid is adorably cheeky. Sasuke's responses to him are so inappropriate, especially if Takashi is really young, but Takashi deserves it for his comments!

Out of curiosity, how old is Takashi here?

Re: Runaway - Locker Room Therapy

[askerian]

XD

He's 11 or 12, I think. He was a street kid, so he saw and heard a lot of way more hardcore stuff than what Sasuke is saying anyway, and he wouldn't respect someone who was all "oh my, this is not polite behavior, a child your age should not use those words, how shocking D:" anyway. He's being deliberately rude and crude to test Sasuke, but well, it's Sasuke. XD

Re: Runaway - Locker Room Therapy

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, I see, very cool. Yay for them adopting a street kid! I figured he was being belligerent on purpose, and since he is 11 or 12, I think Sasuke's responses are perfect - Takashi is old enough to hear that, and he deserves it!

[kashiichan.livejournal.com]

How did I not notice this? Also, Sasuke is amazing.