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[askerian]

Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*

Comments

[laylah]

Hooray for a lack of cancer! That is pretty much always the ideal outcome. XD

[askerian]

Prrreeetty much though.

i coulda done without the doctor making doubtful noises at my declared no seriously i don't mind if you accidentally irradiated my womanbits with a mammography i am totes serious about how I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN ANYWAY. you'd think by the time i turn 31 i'd know wtf i want from life but no. :/ :/ :/ but oh well i didn't need a mammography anyway. so.

[laylah]

BUT PRECIOUS BABY-MAKING wait no. sigh.

Seriously, it would be really goddamn nice to have anyone take a woman at her word when she says that's not part of the plan. >_>

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, why are people still so surprised when women don't want to have kids (I definitely don't want biological kids myself, bad back plus small does not seem like a good idea).