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[askerian]

Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*

Comments

[lady-aquill.livejournal.com]

at least you got foddled and not mamogramed. all foddling does is tickle (and itch afterwards aparrently O.o), mamograming involves (as i'm told by mother) your boobies getting painfully smooshed as flat as possible between two peices of glass before getting scanned. one boob at a time. >.<

but i'm glad not cancer. cancer is not fun. D:

[andygal.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's pretty much it. Had one mammogram myself. Sucked. I bet that machine was invented by a man.

[askerian]

foddled? o.o i got a uh echographie? idk like they do for pregnant women. I did not know that about the mammo and am now V. GLAD i didn't get one. D: my poor boobs!