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Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.
It tickled.
Conclusion: not cancer.
:D :D :D :D
My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.
I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*
It tickled.
Conclusion: not cancer.
:D :D :D :D
My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.
I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*
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speaking from my (limited) personal experience they do not poke you in there unless they can't get an image off the regular ultrasound wand (the one you see on TV/movies/etc when pregnant ladies get ultrasounds). so unless you're over-weight(like me >.>) or something, you should be good. if you do need a internal exam, tell the doctor doing your exam and they should walk you through it.
hope this helps ^^;
*leaves her 2 cents and runs*
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