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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2012-11-19 06:50 pm
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Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*
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[identity profile] lady-aquill.livejournal.com 2012-11-20 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*butts in* (and that is such a poor choice of words considering the topic ^^;;)

speaking from my (limited) personal experience they do not poke you in there unless they can't get an image off the regular ultrasound wand (the one you see on TV/movies/etc when pregnant ladies get ultrasounds). so unless you're over-weight(like me >.>) or something, you should be good. if you do need a internal exam, tell the doctor doing your exam and they should walk you through it.

hope this helps ^^;

*leaves her 2 cents and runs*

[identity profile] meanne77.livejournal.com 2012-11-22 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? In France,they poke! :D