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Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*

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Lolol. (No kidding does it ever itch, and no matter how well you think you've wiped yourself down after there's always at least one little patch of the stuff that you miss. Blegh.)

Also, yay! Very very glad it's not cancer.

Hooray for a lack of cancer! That is pretty much always the ideal outcome. XD

"Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly."
My face when I didn't see the word "lube-y".

Seriously though yay not cancer! :D *throws you a boob party*

Hazzah for no cancer!

Yay for an absence of cancer! Eurgh for itchy dried stuff. But very, very YAY for not cancer!

I spent all day mad at my boobs, but I'm glad you're enjoying yours. :D

O.O *hides my precious ladies from evil things*

Une très bonne nouvelle ! :) <3

Yay for lack of cancer!

I had an ultrasound last week to keep an eye on a benign lump they found ages ago. Follow up is next week, when I find out if they want me to have it surgically removed this time or not.

Always good! *cheers for Asuka!*

YAY NO CANCER TITS \o/

I'm glad that the test went well! I wish you continued good health!

Huzzah! *happydances with you, sans gel*

Yay for healthy boobs!

Awesome news YAY!!! \^o^/

Haha boob examinations are always better than gynecologic ones. Somehow I'm going for my very first check-up tomorrow, and the idea of having to lie down, open my legs and have someone poke in there...Eeep. So unconfortable. D:

at least you got foddled and not mamogramed. all foddling does is tickle (and itch afterwards aparrently O.o), mamograming involves (as i'm told by mother) your boobies getting painfully smooshed as flat as possible between two peices of glass before getting scanned. one boob at a time. >.<

but i'm glad not cancer. cancer is not fun. D:

Congratulations on your fine boobs!

(Seriously, yay not having cancer!)

Hooray for boobies!

I am happy to hear that don't have cancer! And yes the gel junk seriously itches, long hot showers for the win.

I am glad to hear that the only thing at all cancerous associated with you is karkat.

Good to know all is well! *wipes gel off, glomps*

I am so very, very glad that your boobs are free of cancer.

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