SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TEAM SEVEN REUNION

EVERYONE IS FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE

FUCK THE SIDELINES AND MISS NICE HEALER, SAKURA WILL FIGHT ALONGSIDE THEM KICKING ASS AS A TEAM

I. I'm so happy. T^T I need to dance around my room for a minute brb.

ok back.( Read more... )

HS - Discofurry Chanyowl - Nepeta/Karkat - NC-17 - 1/1

Porn, for the Kink Meme. "Nepeta/Karkat, size kink, xeno. Large and powerful hunter Nepeta rutting into small but tough Karkat. THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT!" Characters are adults post-ascension. Nepeta is a nice and fluffy top. Also some animal roleplay and cat puns everywhere because even adult and muscly, Nepeta is always Nepeta. XD

3300 words.

( He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever *only he was the heroine*. ...The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol. )

HS - Testing the Springs - NC17 - 1/1

Half of the fic is humor and fluff and snarky dialogue (the snarky dialogue continues into the porn, tbh) (...in SPACE!! not that this is very plot-relevant. XD) The pairings are a big clusterfuck of overlapping two- and threesomes between Jade, Dave, Karkat, John and Terezi.

(the quadrant grid looks something like. uh. (john♦jade)♥karkat, terezi♥/♠karkat♥/♠dave, (john♠terezi)♣karkat, karkat♥jade♥dave etcetera etcetera. It's ridiculous.)

I love this 'verse. Might do more with it at a later date, idk. This fic is really just me catering to my poly needs in the most fun gratuitious way I could.

Also contains double penetration and recuperacoon sex. (that's basically a vat of goo that trolls sleep in, for those not up to date on homestuck lingo. XD)

( I would advise you to get your grubby claws off the gravity controls before I get to you, Mister Blueberry Surprise! )

HS - Testing the Springs - NC17 - 1/1

Half of the fic is humor and fluff and snarky dialogue (the snarky dialogue continues into the porn, tbh) (...in SPACE!! not that this is very plot-relevant. XD) The pairings are a big clusterfuck of overlapping two- and threesomes between Jade, Dave, Karkat, John and Terezi.

(the quadrant grid looks something like. uh. (john♦jade)♥karkat, terezi♥/♠karkat♥/♠dave, (john♠terezi)♣karkat, karkat♥jade♥dave etcetera etcetera. It's ridiculous.)

I love this 'verse. Might do more with it at a later date, idk. This fic is really just me catering to my poly needs in the most fun gratuitious way I could.

Also contains double penetration and recuperacoon sex. (that's basically a vat of goo that trolls sleep in, for those not up to date on homestuck lingo. XD)

( I would advise you to get your grubby claws off the gravity controls before I get to you, Mister Blueberry Surprise! )

HS - A Troll Not Named Fuckass - Jade/Dave & Karkat, gen-ish

Done spamming for today. Phew.
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Petstuck, once again for the kink meme though there's no sex at all in it. Petstuck AU, which means trolls are sentient-ish animals. This is not a fic about adressing everything that is wrong with owning sentient beings and activism to save their asses, those have been written already. It’s early days in troll ownership yet and not a lot is known about them.

Jade accidentally adopts a young, orphaned troll, much against the wishes of her long-suffering boyfriend. Horrible cuteness ensues.

( 'Bec,' Jade asks very patiently, like the totally understanding dog lady she is, 'why is there a baby troll riding you like a pony?' )