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Blah writing meme plz.
So. I want to write team Seven stuff. NaruSasuSaku woohoo. But my current fics aren't talking. And I've got one of those "can't string ideas together aaa" writer's block, where I have vague and nebulous ideas and they don't want to come together smart-like.
I have no idea how far it'll go, I might crash or my inspiration might fail to even start up, but if you guys would suggest topics of conversation between team seven members (like "dishes" or "dalmatians" or "death"), or maybe about team seven (depends how well i can write the character requested), and maybe moods, or a couple of words to include, I'd be grateful. I really need to kickstart that bitch.
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leilia: Ramen
monique_27: Kiba and Naruto on OT3
shadowedsolace: Laundry Day (X33333)
edit: august 25: i was hoping to keep writing today but i'm exhausted. tomorrow? ~___~;;; there's quite a few prompts i really want to try. also feel free to keep suggesting stuff. not sure i'll get to everything or even half of everything, but, you know. It ain't closed yet.
I have no idea how far it'll go, I might crash or my inspiration might fail to even start up, but if you guys would suggest topics of conversation between team seven members (like "dishes" or "dalmatians" or "death"), or maybe about team seven (depends how well i can write the character requested), and maybe moods, or a couple of words to include, I'd be grateful. I really need to kickstart that bitch.
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edit: august 25: i was hoping to keep writing today but i'm exhausted. tomorrow? ~___~;;; there's quite a few prompts i really want to try. also feel free to keep suggesting stuff. not sure i'll get to everything or even half of everything, but, you know. It ain't closed yet.
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Naruto: I'm boooored.
Sakura: So do something!
Naruto: But I don' wanna do it alone.
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: We could go shopping.
Both Boys: NO!
Sakura (Pouting): Fine! What do you two suggest?
Sasuke: Training.
Naruto at the same time: Ramen
Both: Grrr...
And go from there.
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*hugs*
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"Honey, I'm hooome. Miss me?"
Sakura gasped and hurriedly closed the kitchen door before rushing to meet him. "Naruto! You didn't tell us you were coming back home today!"
Naruto blinked as he wrapped his arms around her waist. "Course not, it's not a secret mission if everyone knows what's up with it. Uh, what's wrong with the kitchen?"
Sakura kissed him. ... a lot. With her arms around his neck, aiming his head, keeping his attention straight on her, and whoa was it a nice distraction. But it was still a rather blatant kind of distraction. So when she refused to let go, he slid his arms from her waist to under her thighs and picked her up instead.
Sakura kicked his thighs when he started walking toward the kitchen again, and broke the kiss to glare at him. "Naruto you put me down right this instant."
Naruto grinned, and shoved the door open.
"Noooo," Sakura whimpered, hiding her face against Naruto's shoulder.
He caught Sasuke standing by the garbage bin, putting all his weight in an attempt to crush the pile of ramen packages into a manageable size.
"--Oh. You're here," Sasuke remarked with uncaring cool, and pretended he hadn't been caught red-handed trying his damnedest to hide the proof of his crime.
"What are you doing," Naruto growled. Sakura tried to grab the doorjamb to slow him down; Naruto flipped her over so he could tuck her under his arm like a disobedient puppy, and kept on advancing.
"Getting rid of garbage, what does it look like?" Sasuke said, and gave him a challenging look. Oh, he was so guilty, Naruto could tell, or else he'd have looked bored instead!
Naruto swiped at the garbage can with the hand not tucked under Sakura's stomach, and tried not to let her squirming unbalance him. "My ramen! How dare you throw away my --"
The package was empty. Naruto grabbed another one. Also empty.
He eyed the pile.
He eyed Sasuke. Sasuke glared back.
He eyed Sakura. She pouted at him.
He could have chalked up the red of Sakura's face to the fact he was holding her like a package and the blood was going to her head, but there was a matching pinkness on Sasuke's cheeks that had nothing to do with any kind of action.
"... did you guys... eat my ramen?"
"Um, no," Sakura lied instantly. "Why would we?" Sasuke added with great contempt.
"You guys ate my ramen."
"Fine! We did," Sasuke said, glaring like it was Naruto's fault that his beloved food had thrown itself right in their mouths. "So what?"
Naruto moved closer to Sasuke, slowly. He cracked open the cupboard -- empty. Sakura was still, dangling from his hold without a word; Sasuke didn't take a step back, but the way he shifted his weight, he kind of wanted to.
"All my ramen."
"Yes, all your ramen. So what, it's just ramen. You can buy more."
... Sasuke was still blushing. Sakura looked extremely embarrassed.
Naruto started grinning, and once he started he couldn't stop.
Strangely enough it didn't seem to reassure Sasuke, who stared at him like he'd finally snapped.
"Naruto?" Sakura asked tentatively. He didn't answer.
"We'll go shopping for more," Sasuke offered grumpily; Naruto didn't miss the implied offer to pay. "You don't need to get angry -- Naruto?"
Naruto stepped up to him and threw him across his shoulder.
"--HEY!"
Then he turned around on the spot, laughing as his two passengers protested being swung around. Then he stalked his way back out of the kitchen, and through the corridor, and right to the bedroom.
His poor lovers, missing his taste so much they'd been reduced to raiding his pantry. He wasn't about to let them suffer withdrawal a second longer. Hohoho.
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"Say whatever you want, Naruto, I maintain that even a diet like yours doesn't make it NORMAL to taste of miso even THERE."
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*huggles*
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this was SO CUTE. SERIOUSLY. once i realized what was going on i just stared lol'ing and i COULDN'T STOP fuck my sides hurt.
Oh Naruto. ♥ you are perceptive at the most unfortunate moments.
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Kiba had always known his classmates were kinky - but, really, a threesome? That was the stuff of fantasy, not reality! A fling, not a future!
Naruto seemed the safest one to ask about it - Sasuke would kill him and Sakura would make him wish she would.
...what do you think?
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I still maintain you should write something where Kiba, being Kiba, and Naruto, being Naruto, discuss the OT3. Only because I really like Kiba, and they're both so brash and loud and fun. :)
So, light-hearted, but serious conversation...that perhaps Sakura and Sasuke walk in on? Or maybe it's Naruto's retelling of a conversation he had with Kiba about them, and so Sakura and Sasuke are involved in the conversation and trying not to smack him when he says something dumb or perverted, or kiss him when he says something awesome...?
...I fail at this, don't I? :(
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...Whoa dude four pages. XD
Naruto cracked an eye open and squinted at Kiba, who sprawled on the grass a couple of feet away. They were both still drenched from romping through the stream, more drenched than Akamaru, even though he was the one they'd been supposed to wash.
A few seconds ago they'd both been laughing, chuckles dying slowly and with many false ends. But now Kiba looked kind of embarrassed.
"... Yeah?"
"Uh. You know you're one of my best buds, yeah?"
Naruto grinned cheekily. "Aw Kiba, that's so~ romantic."
Kiba grumbled and threw a handful of grass at him, but the response was half-hearted. Naruto blinked when Kiba's tanned face started reddening. "No, seriously."
Naruto scratched his cheek, embarrassed in turn. "... Yeah, I know. You're my friend too."
"That's good."
"Yeah."
They pretended to watch the sky for a couple of seconds.
"Unless you mean same-way-as-Uchiha, friend."
Naruto blinked and then laughed a little. "What, you don't want me to beat you up? You weirdo."
"Shit, I don't care if you beat me up -- like you could anyway! -- but if you're gonna... I mean, if one day you decide... I mean -- shit." He groaned and threw an arm across his eyes, laughing a nervous, not that amused laugh.
"Kiba?" Naruto prompted in confusion, sitting up so he could peer at his friend. Kiba threw him a look over his forearm that Naruto wasn't sure how to read.
"I thought you were sleeping with Sakura."
Naruto froze.
"Um... I am." He blushed. "How d'you know that? We didn't tell anyone. Well, I guess she might have told Ino..."
Kiba snorted. "Um, DUH. Sex reeks."
Naruto's face started burning, but then he grinned even more at the memory of those particular escapades. "You're just jealous you don't have a hot babe in your bed like I've got. Man, she's amazing." In bed, that was. On top of being an amazing person in general, but between guys there were rules. Telling your buddies that your girl was a firecracker was one thing, but Naruto would need a bit more alcohol before he started mentioning how fluttery and happy she made him feel just by smiling. Or just by remembering that he was entitled to call her 'his' now.
Kiba wasn't grinning or elbowing or anything. He pushed himself up on his hands and stared. Naruto blinked in confusion.
"Is Sasuke amazing too?" Kiba asked, disapproval clear on his face.
Naruto stared at him. And then stared some more. Kiba's frown deepened. Naruto's shoulders went tense.
Strange how he had never expected that kind of judgmental reaction from Kiba. Others, yeah, but not Kiba.
"You got a problem about me and Sasuke?"
Kiba threw a hand in the air and growled, dog-like, frustrated and getting angry. "Fuck, Naruto, I don't care who you sleep with, but I thought you were a decent guy -- I encouraged Hinata, damn it, and if you can really do that kind of stuff then I'm really glad you never dated her!"
Naruto blinked. "... What the hell, 'decent guy', it's indecent now to sleep with a guy? It's -- what? Inappropriate? Not wholesome?"
"When you're cheating on your girlfriend, yes it is!" Kiba shook his head. Even Akamaru was looking at Naruto with disappointed eyes. "Shit, sometimes it smells like you leave one bed just to jump to the next."
Naruto groaned, sank back on the grass, and then started to laugh.
Okay more like three pages and a half. or something.
"Smells like I jump from bed to bed, huh?"
"Yes," Kiba growled, visibly confused.
"Man, why the hell would I switch beds when we all use the same one anyway."
"Uh. What?"
Naruto threw a look at Kiba's expression and started laughing again. That face! So baffled. Starting to get it, but still refusing to accept that he did. It was hilarious.
Kiba grumbled under his breath and kicked Naruto's ribs half-heartedly. "Oi."
"Hehe. ...I'm not cheating on either of them, Kiba. I mean, it would be kinda hard to keep it a secret when we're all together in the same bed."
Kiba stared down at him. "... You rat bastard, you've had a threesome." He said it with mingled annoyance and a very manly sort of admiration. Naruto preened.
"Not only one. Oh man. So many. They--"
Kiba let out a strangely relieved chuckle, visibly relaxing. "Okay okay stop right here, I can appreciate the awesome and the pimp of landing two chicks at the same time, but seeing as I ain't seen any boobs on Uchiha as of yet... Let's keep it in general terms, okay?"
Naruto huffed, cheeks puffing up. "Aw, come on, I've got no one to brag to! I'd brag to Shika but he doesn't give a shit, betcha he's had orgies. It's not like I can brag to Sasuke, I mean, he's involve--"
"LALALA shut up." Kiba shoved at Naruto's side with his heel. "... So, er. How many times?"
Naruto laughed again. "Shit, I don't even count anymore. It's been like three weeks..." He let out a satisfied sigh. "I hope we're still at it in thirty years."
Kiba grimaced a little. "Yeah, don't count on it. They're gonna want a real relationship at some point. Sleeping around is fun -- and I mean, if everyone knows what they're getting into that's fine, but in the end it's just sex. It's not enough to keep something going."
Naruto sat up again and glared at him. "Hey, who says it's just sex? It's not. We're -- we're close. I mean, not just -- we're not just fuckbuddies."
Kiba gave a wince. "Yeah, you're teammates. That's even worse. If the break up goes badly it's gonna mess with the team."
Naruto bristled. "Why the fuck would we break up?! We're not gonna break up. I fucking love them. They -- you have no idea."
Kiba kept on frowning, though now it was more thoughtful and worried. "... no, I don't. Tell me."
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"Shit, no, I don't wanna know, but I want you miserable even less! So come on, tell me what they told you, so I know whose ass I gotta kick if they dump you." Kiba nudged Naruto with his foot, and nudged him again when Naruto didn't answer right away. "...What about Sakura? Wasn't she in love with Sasuke at some point? Aren't you afraid she...?"
Naruto gave a little snort, and a smile blossomed on his face even though he did his best to keep it down. He turned his face away to hide it. He wasn't gonna be giddy in front of any of his buddies. "Oh, I know she's still in love with him." He gave up and grinned like he really wanted to. "But when a chick has a meltdown because she can't choose and if we hurt each other she's gonna maim us both until we match... Heh." His voice went a little quieter after that. "...I like that she can't stop loving Sasuke. Because I can't, either. You see?"
Kiba stared down at a handful of grass he'd been tearing out, flustered. "... Uh. Not really. I'd be kinda jealous if I were you. But -- well, you know her." He raked his hand through his hair. "And, er. Sasuke? I mean -- what does he say? He, uh. He doesn't mind...?"
"Mind what? Sharing? It's not like we're leaving him a choice." Naruto knew he looked disturbingly cheerful, and didn't even care that Kiba was accordingly disturbed.
"--What?"
"Dude, after years of chasing his ass down only for him to stare through us and be all 'I barely remember your names and I never really cared and now go away', you hear him say 'why are you groping me' and you just know it's Sasuke-talk for 'we should be fucking already'."
Kiba blinked once, twice. "Uh, Naruto. You know how I wanted to know about your love life because I was kinda concerned, yeah?"
"Yeah?"
"I changed my mind. You're on your own. Never tell me anything ever again."
Naruto burst out laughing. Kiba shook his head in chagrined bemusement.
"... I mean, I'd offer to beat them up for you, but for you freaks that kind of sounds like foreplay."
Naruto gave a fox grin, full of white teeth. "Well, it kind of is."
"Oh, gross!" Kiba exclaimed with a laugh, and shoved Naruto right into the river.
Back on the riverbank, Akamaru sighed at the silliness of his master and friend, and launched himself in the water after them, drenching them both all over again.
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Can I get a conversation about the merits of proper planning?
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By the way, what happened to Itachi in teamworkverse?
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Itachi? Oh, he [BEEP] and now he's [BEEEEEP] with [BEEP].
The only thing I'm saying is that he's still with Akatsuki.
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want that conversation
Ponder if I should post this.Decided ^^
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Sakura stomped out with her basket full of dirty laundry, leaving Naruto standing naked as the day he was born in the playful breeze coming from the open window.
Naruto quickly retreated to the most shadowy corner he could find, which wasn't very shadowy at all in that cheerful summer day. The problem there was that the drapes were currently drying on the lawn and going to lower the blinds meant exposing himself for a full two minutes as he twirled the crank thinger, and their neighbors had all gone to the Yamanaka school of gossip.
"SASUKE!" he yelled. No answer; but then again he didn't expect one before he yelled for the third time. "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, YOU SELFISH BASTARD."
Sasuke thumped on the ceiling with, presumably, the handle of a broom or something. He'd been in the kitchen when the Sakura tornado hit. "What do you want? You're annoying."
"Get me clothes!"
Sasuke said something that was too quiet to be heard but that Naruto suspected had been "fuck that" or "yeah right" or something equally unhelpful.
"SASUKEEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD SASUKE."
"WHAT."
"CLOTHES."
"NO."
"GET THE FUCK UP HERE WITH SOME CLOTHES OR I'LL HENGE INTO YOU AND SERENADE THE NEIGHBORS."
"FUCK YOU, NO."
"SASUKEEEEEEEEE."
There was a pointed, total lack of answer. Naruto fumed, naked in his corner.
Oh damn him, he'd asked for it. Naruto's hands joined into a seal. Two seconds later, a very naked Uchiha Sasuke was racing past the wide-open french doors and stomping down the stairs like an avalanche of small elephants.
"Hello! I'm Uchiha Sasuke and I'm a selfish, unhelpful bastard!" he sang as he raced down the corridor in Sasuke's own voice.
The living room was also empty of anything that could have been construed as clothes, including the couch pillows' pillowcases. The tablecloth was actually see-through plastic, to show off the wood. It might cut down on breeze-related shrinkage but Naruto couldn't put that on without showing the goods.
Granted, at the moment they were Sasuke's goods. He gave himself a little squeeze. Ehh. He was totally thicker, he didn't know what the asshole was on about.
"Take your hand off that and get away from the window right now," Sasuke's cold, cold voice ordered from the kitchen door.
Naruto blinked over his shoulder. Aha! There was the traitor. He stomped toward the kitchen, pretending he didn't feel his skin crawling from the no doubt dozens of binoculars the neighbors probably had pointed at his backside right now. "Gimme your shirt first! And I'll handle my junk if I want."
"Not when it's my junk," Sasuke snarled from some corner of the kitchen.
"I'll handle your junk if I want, too!" Naruto proclaimed, and then he stepped inside and realized it was gonna be a bit hard to shake him down for a shirt. Because Sasuke currently wasn't wearing any. Naruto could see cloth at his waist, but since he was at the other end of the table it was hard to see more.
"There's napkins in the closet," Sasuke growled. "Make yourself a skirt or something."
Naruto started snickering. "She got you too, huh?"
Sasuke let out a long, long sigh. "...Yes. Now close the door already."
Naruto did. The kitchen windows were frosted; he felt a lot safer there. He made his way to the cupboard and peered inside. Urgh. "Think if I make a kind of rope out of them I can make myself a fundoshi?" He'd seen a few drummers at the last festival with those traditional g-string things; maybe he could replicate that. Would be nice not to have his Little Naruto dangling in the breeze, though he wasn't too sure about the butt-rope.
Sasuke grimaced faintly. "So long as you burn those towels afterwards, yeah."
"Cool - oh, crap, they're all from Sakura's mom. Never mind then. I don't think she'd like if I made myself a nutsack sling outta her embroidered shit."
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Thanks for the mental picture. Will you stop looking like me already, it's disturbing."
Naruto sighed sadly, made the most horrible, ridiculous grimace he could think up - it involved his index fingers and his nostrils - and only then, let go of the henge, just in time to catch the oven mitt Sasuke had thrown at his head.
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Sasuke sighed.
After a moment, Naruto sighed, too. Okay, it was a little funny. The prank war that had escalated all through the day had been really funny too. Up until Sakura came home and told them all the wood would be fine but the walls would have to get repapered and if she didn't wash the textile stuff right now the stains would never ever leave. Like... ever. But she would totally make them attempt to get them out anyway, if she couldn't, until the cloth disintegrated completely.
He came around the table and slumped on the wooden bench Sasuke was sitting on. It was narrow, but all the other chairs were guaranteed to freeze his bare ass and he wasn't in the mood. After a companionable exchange of rib nudges via half-hearted elbows, they settled down together, shoulder pressed to shoulder.
Sasuke was wearing a very fetching skirt made out of two aprons tied together, but Naruto didn't have the heart to tease him about them just yet.
"We're in the doghouse, huh?"
Sasuke gave him a long, cynical look. "It's not even the doghouse at this point; it's the kitten sack, last stop before the river."
Naruto made a face. "Maybe not that bad..."
"We got her brand-new blouse she bought especially for Ino's party."
"... Okay, yeah. That bad."
He eyed Sasuke's handmade skirt in speculation. Sasuke arched a questioning eyebrow.
"So, if you had to choose between a couple of weeks in the kitten-sack and a small evening of total humiliation...?"
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Sakura came home late, lugging a whole wheelbarrow of mostly-dry linens and about half her wardrobe. Sasuke's and Naruto's would have to soak until tomorrow.
Goddamnit, she was exhausted. Exhausted. More mentally than physically, though her medic-nin status couldn't entirely fix the soreness of muscles she rarely used in that way, and for so long.
She walked through the front door, scanning the living room with a jaundiced eye. It was dark inside, all the blinds closed. At least they'd righted all the furniture and scrubbed the floors; she didn't think she'd ever seen them so clean since the day the three of them moved in.
A heavenly smell was rising from the kitchen. She hesitated. She was hungry, but she really wasn't sure if she wanted to see their faces right now.
That sudden burst of hurried whispering needed investigation, though. Frowning in a forbidding way, Sakura made her way to the kitchen door.
Sasuke's hair was gathered in a tiny, poofy ponytail at the back of his head with one of her sparkly hair ties. It underlined the clean line of his cheekbones, bared his nape in a surprisingly delicious way.
Naruto was wearing one of her Alice bands. She didn't think she'd ever seen him looking so cute, which looked kind of out of place on his much broadened shoulders.
Granted, the frilly, delicate shoulder straps of the apron he was wearing didn't help much with that. It had been a gag gift from Tenten when they moved in, something straight out of a maid fantasy.
The lines of Sasuke's apron were much simpler -- it had more cloth, as well. She actually used that one, from time to time.
That didn't change the fact that neither of them was wearing anything else. Apart from some of Sasuke's spare arm-warmers, which she had never hidden her attraction to. Naruto's were more like fingerless gloves, stopping just under his elbows; Sasuke's went up to mid-biceps, and only underlined the fine musculature there.
They were also kneeling on the floor, looking up at her, with very fetching blushes on their faces, even Naruto's more assured one.
"Welcome home, Mistress," they chimed, one with slightly less enthusiasm than the other one, but just as dutifully.
... She could bet she knew what the argument had been about now.
She couldn't help it -- she laughed. It was hot as hell, but also totally over the top. "You two are ridiculous."
Sasuke gave a snort of rueful agreement. Naruto looked hopeful. "Does that mean we can get dressed?"
With deliberate slowness, Sakura sat down at the table, swung up her feet, and placed a booted heel on the edge of the table.
"Dream on, Maid-chan."
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These sort of random shenanigans make my day ^.~ Thanks.
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This was just too, too perfect!
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The perviness of this topic will NOT SURPRISE ANYONE, I AM SURE.
Bondage: who wants it, who doesn't, and who's going to get the other two to agree on it.
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I don't know how useful it is for you, but 'pets'. That's the one thing I can write pages and pages about :P It also helps that it doesn't have to apply to animals all the time :P
*relurks~*
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With their vastly different food preferences I'm sure you can get something useful out of this.
I think the Kiba and Naruto conversation threeshot is Teamwork-worthy. Just saying.
And I've got one of those "can't string ideas together aaa" writer's block, where I have vague and nebulous ideas and they don't want to come together smart-like.
I'm having the exact same problem with a SasuNaruSasu fic I'm working on. I know exactly where I want it to go and how I want it to get there, I just can't get the engine to stay running. Haaate it.
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Or, any two dead people, really, about the way things are going in the world they can't do anything about anymore - whether from a "there but can't interact" perspective or more of a "watching from some undefined not-there-anymore place".
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♥ Socute. I love it.
I had a thought. And it went something like this: sometimes a vacation is more stressful than the job you're vacationing from and you really just need a vacation from your vacation. Perhaps in the nebulous Naruto-is-Hokage future, from Sasuke or Sakura's POV?
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oh, i loved all three of your stories! kiba having a moral talk with naruto?! - amazing!
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Just my two cents, just going to lurk away now.
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Words to include: yellow, footprint, shattered, nibbled
Prompt
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