"Man, why the hell would I switch beds when we all use the same one anyway."
"Uh. What?"
Naruto threw a look at Kiba's expression and started laughing again. That face! So baffled. Starting to get it, but still refusing to accept that he did. It was hilarious.
Kiba grumbled under his breath and kicked Naruto's ribs half-heartedly. "Oi."
"Hehe. ...I'm not cheating on either of them, Kiba. I mean, it would be kinda hard to keep it a secret when we're all together in the same bed."
Kiba stared down at him. "... You rat bastard, you've had a threesome." He said it with mingled annoyance and a very manly sort of admiration. Naruto preened.
"Not only one. Oh man. So many. They--"
Kiba let out a strangely relieved chuckle, visibly relaxing. "Okay okay stop right here, I can appreciate the awesome and the pimp of landing two chicks at the same time, but seeing as I ain't seen any boobs on Uchiha as of yet... Let's keep it in general terms, okay?"
Naruto huffed, cheeks puffing up. "Aw, come on, I've got no one to brag to! I'd brag to Shika but he doesn't give a shit, betcha he's had orgies. It's not like I can brag to Sasuke, I mean, he's involve--"
"LALALA shut up." Kiba shoved at Naruto's side with his heel. "... So, er. How many times?"
Naruto laughed again. "Shit, I don't even count anymore. It's been like three weeks..." He let out a satisfied sigh. "I hope we're still at it in thirty years."
Kiba grimaced a little. "Yeah, don't count on it. They're gonna want a real relationship at some point. Sleeping around is fun -- and I mean, if everyone knows what they're getting into that's fine, but in the end it's just sex. It's not enough to keep something going."
Naruto sat up again and glared at him. "Hey, who says it's just sex? It's not. We're -- we're close. I mean, not just -- we're not just fuckbuddies."
Kiba gave a wince. "Yeah, you're teammates. That's even worse. If the break up goes badly it's gonna mess with the team."
Naruto bristled. "Why the fuck would we break up?! We're not gonna break up. I fucking love them. They -- you have no idea."
Kiba kept on frowning, though now it was more thoughtful and worried. "... no, I don't. Tell me."
Okay more like three pages and a half. or something.
"Smells like I jump from bed to bed, huh?"
"Yes," Kiba growled, visibly confused.
"Man, why the hell would I switch beds when we all use the same one anyway."
"Uh. What?"
Naruto threw a look at Kiba's expression and started laughing again. That face! So baffled. Starting to get it, but still refusing to accept that he did. It was hilarious.
Kiba grumbled under his breath and kicked Naruto's ribs half-heartedly. "Oi."
"Hehe. ...I'm not cheating on either of them, Kiba. I mean, it would be kinda hard to keep it a secret when we're all together in the same bed."
Kiba stared down at him. "... You rat bastard, you've had a threesome." He said it with mingled annoyance and a very manly sort of admiration. Naruto preened.
"Not only one. Oh man. So many. They--"
Kiba let out a strangely relieved chuckle, visibly relaxing. "Okay okay stop right here, I can appreciate the awesome and the pimp of landing two chicks at the same time, but seeing as I ain't seen any boobs on Uchiha as of yet... Let's keep it in general terms, okay?"
Naruto huffed, cheeks puffing up. "Aw, come on, I've got no one to brag to! I'd brag to Shika but he doesn't give a shit, betcha he's had orgies. It's not like I can brag to Sasuke, I mean, he's involve--"
"LALALA shut up." Kiba shoved at Naruto's side with his heel. "... So, er. How many times?"
Naruto laughed again. "Shit, I don't even count anymore. It's been like three weeks..." He let out a satisfied sigh. "I hope we're still at it in thirty years."
Kiba grimaced a little. "Yeah, don't count on it. They're gonna want a real relationship at some point. Sleeping around is fun -- and I mean, if everyone knows what they're getting into that's fine, but in the end it's just sex. It's not enough to keep something going."
Naruto sat up again and glared at him. "Hey, who says it's just sex? It's not. We're -- we're close. I mean, not just -- we're not just fuckbuddies."
Kiba gave a wince. "Yeah, you're teammates. That's even worse. If the break up goes badly it's gonna mess with the team."
Naruto bristled. "Why the fuck would we break up?! We're not gonna break up. I fucking love them. They -- you have no idea."
Kiba kept on frowning, though now it was more thoughtful and worried. "... no, I don't. Tell me."