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So. I want to write team Seven stuff. NaruSasuSaku woohoo. But my current fics aren't talking. And I've got one of those "can't string ideas together aaa" writer's block, where I have vague and nebulous ideas and they don't want to come together smart-like.

I have no idea how far it'll go, I might crash or my inspiration might fail to even start up, but if you guys would suggest topics of conversation between team seven members (like "dishes" or "dalmatians" or "death"), or maybe about team seven (depends how well i can write the character requested), and maybe moods, or a couple of words to include, I'd be grateful. I really need to kickstart that bitch.

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leilia: Ramen

monique_27: Kiba and Naruto on OT3

shadowedsolace: Laundry Day (X33333)

edit: august 25: i was hoping to keep writing today but i'm exhausted. tomorrow? ~___~;;; there's quite a few prompts i really want to try. also feel free to keep suggesting stuff. not sure i'll get to everything or even half of everything, but, you know. It ain't closed yet.

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Kiba, on team 7

Kiba had always known his classmates were kinky - but, really, a threesome? That was the stuff of fantasy, not reality! A fling, not a future!

Naruto seemed the safest one to ask about it - Sasuke would kill him and Sakura would make him wish she would.

...what do you think?

XD; if you write the beginning it makes it a little harder for my inspiration to get started. But Kiba and Naruto, hmmmm yes. I just need a more detailed idea... *ponderponder*

gah! I didn't mean to write the beginning or anything...it was just kinds stream of consciousness. Like...I don't know. Boo. Sorry!

I still maintain you should write something where Kiba, being Kiba, and Naruto, being Naruto, discuss the OT3. Only because I really like Kiba, and they're both so brash and loud and fun. :)

So, light-hearted, but serious conversation...that perhaps Sakura and Sasuke walk in on? Or maybe it's Naruto's retelling of a conversation he had with Kiba about them, and so Sakura and Sasuke are involved in the conversation and trying not to smack him when he says something dumb or perverted, or kiss him when he says something awesome...?

...I fail at this, don't I? :(

It's okay, I've got it started. XD I was writing it and forgot to refresh this actually, oops. ♥ thank you for the prompt, lovely.

"Um. Naruto."

Naruto cracked an eye open and squinted at Kiba, who sprawled on the grass a couple of feet away. They were both still drenched from romping through the stream, more drenched than Akamaru, even though he was the one they'd been supposed to wash.

A few seconds ago they'd both been laughing, chuckles dying slowly and with many false ends. But now Kiba looked kind of embarrassed.

"... Yeah?"

"Uh. You know you're one of my best buds, yeah?"

Naruto grinned cheekily. "Aw Kiba, that's so~ romantic."

Kiba grumbled and threw a handful of grass at him, but the response was half-hearted. Naruto blinked when Kiba's tanned face started reddening. "No, seriously."

Naruto scratched his cheek, embarrassed in turn. "... Yeah, I know. You're my friend too."

"That's good."

"Yeah."

They pretended to watch the sky for a couple of seconds.

"Unless you mean same-way-as-Uchiha, friend."

Naruto blinked and then laughed a little. "What, you don't want me to beat you up? You weirdo."

"Shit, I don't care if you beat me up -- like you could anyway! -- but if you're gonna... I mean, if one day you decide... I mean -- shit." He groaned and threw an arm across his eyes, laughing a nervous, not that amused laugh.

"Kiba?" Naruto prompted in confusion, sitting up so he could peer at his friend. Kiba threw him a look over his forearm that Naruto wasn't sure how to read.

"I thought you were sleeping with Sakura."

Naruto froze.

"Um... I am." He blushed. "How d'you know that? We didn't tell anyone. Well, I guess she might have told Ino..."

Kiba snorted. "Um, DUH. Sex reeks."

Naruto's face started burning, but then he grinned even more at the memory of those particular escapades. "You're just jealous you don't have a hot babe in your bed like I've got. Man, she's amazing." In bed, that was. On top of being an amazing person in general, but between guys there were rules. Telling your buddies that your girl was a firecracker was one thing, but Naruto would need a bit more alcohol before he started mentioning how fluttery and happy she made him feel just by smiling. Or just by remembering that he was entitled to call her 'his' now.

Kiba wasn't grinning or elbowing or anything. He pushed himself up on his hands and stared. Naruto blinked in confusion.

"Is Sasuke amazing too?" Kiba asked, disapproval clear on his face.

Naruto stared at him. And then stared some more. Kiba's frown deepened. Naruto's shoulders went tense.

Strange how he had never expected that kind of judgmental reaction from Kiba. Others, yeah, but not Kiba.

"You got a problem about me and Sasuke?"

Kiba threw a hand in the air and growled, dog-like, frustrated and getting angry. "Fuck, Naruto, I don't care who you sleep with, but I thought you were a decent guy -- I encouraged Hinata, damn it, and if you can really do that kind of stuff then I'm really glad you never dated her!"

Naruto blinked. "... What the hell, 'decent guy', it's indecent now to sleep with a guy? It's -- what? Inappropriate? Not wholesome?"

"When you're cheating on your girlfriend, yes it is!" Kiba shook his head. Even Akamaru was looking at Naruto with disappointed eyes. "Shit, sometimes it smells like you leave one bed just to jump to the next."

Naruto groaned, sank back on the grass, and then started to laugh.

"...What's so funny?"

"Smells like I jump from bed to bed, huh?"

"Yes," Kiba growled, visibly confused.

"Man, why the hell would I switch beds when we all use the same one anyway."

"Uh. What?"

Naruto threw a look at Kiba's expression and started laughing again. That face! So baffled. Starting to get it, but still refusing to accept that he did. It was hilarious.

Kiba grumbled under his breath and kicked Naruto's ribs half-heartedly. "Oi."

"Hehe. ...I'm not cheating on either of them, Kiba. I mean, it would be kinda hard to keep it a secret when we're all together in the same bed."

Kiba stared down at him. "... You rat bastard, you've had a threesome." He said it with mingled annoyance and a very manly sort of admiration. Naruto preened.

"Not only one. Oh man. So many. They--"

Kiba let out a strangely relieved chuckle, visibly relaxing. "Okay okay stop right here, I can appreciate the awesome and the pimp of landing two chicks at the same time, but seeing as I ain't seen any boobs on Uchiha as of yet... Let's keep it in general terms, okay?"

Naruto huffed, cheeks puffing up. "Aw, come on, I've got no one to brag to! I'd brag to Shika but he doesn't give a shit, betcha he's had orgies. It's not like I can brag to Sasuke, I mean, he's involve--"

"LALALA shut up." Kiba shoved at Naruto's side with his heel. "... So, er. How many times?"

Naruto laughed again. "Shit, I don't even count anymore. It's been like three weeks..." He let out a satisfied sigh. "I hope we're still at it in thirty years."

Kiba grimaced a little. "Yeah, don't count on it. They're gonna want a real relationship at some point. Sleeping around is fun -- and I mean, if everyone knows what they're getting into that's fine, but in the end it's just sex. It's not enough to keep something going."

Naruto sat up again and glared at him. "Hey, who says it's just sex? It's not. We're -- we're close. I mean, not just -- we're not just fuckbuddies."

Kiba gave a wince. "Yeah, you're teammates. That's even worse. If the break up goes badly it's gonna mess with the team."

Naruto bristled. "Why the fuck would we break up?! We're not gonna break up. I fucking love them. They -- you have no idea."

Kiba kept on frowning, though now it was more thoughtful and worried. "... no, I don't. Tell me."

Naruto muttered under his breath, "So now you wanna know?"

"Shit, no, I don't wanna know, but I want you miserable even less! So come on, tell me what they told you, so I know whose ass I gotta kick if they dump you." Kiba nudged Naruto with his foot, and nudged him again when Naruto didn't answer right away. "...What about Sakura? Wasn't she in love with Sasuke at some point? Aren't you afraid she...?"

Naruto gave a little snort, and a smile blossomed on his face even though he did his best to keep it down. He turned his face away to hide it. He wasn't gonna be giddy in front of any of his buddies. "Oh, I know she's still in love with him." He gave up and grinned like he really wanted to. "But when a chick has a meltdown because she can't choose and if we hurt each other she's gonna maim us both until we match... Heh." His voice went a little quieter after that. "...I like that she can't stop loving Sasuke. Because I can't, either. You see?"

Kiba stared down at a handful of grass he'd been tearing out, flustered. "... Uh. Not really. I'd be kinda jealous if I were you. But -- well, you know her." He raked his hand through his hair. "And, er. Sasuke? I mean -- what does he say? He, uh. He doesn't mind...?"

"Mind what? Sharing? It's not like we're leaving him a choice." Naruto knew he looked disturbingly cheerful, and didn't even care that Kiba was accordingly disturbed.

"--What?"

"Dude, after years of chasing his ass down only for him to stare through us and be all 'I barely remember your names and I never really cared and now go away', you hear him say 'why are you groping me' and you just know it's Sasuke-talk for 'we should be fucking already'."

Kiba blinked once, twice. "Uh, Naruto. You know how I wanted to know about your love life because I was kinda concerned, yeah?"

"Yeah?"

"I changed my mind. You're on your own. Never tell me anything ever again."

Naruto burst out laughing. Kiba shook his head in chagrined bemusement.

"... I mean, I'd offer to beat them up for you, but for you freaks that kind of sounds like foreplay."

Naruto gave a fox grin, full of white teeth. "Well, it kind of is."

"Oh, gross!" Kiba exclaimed with a laugh, and shoved Naruto right into the river.

Back on the riverbank, Akamaru sighed at the silliness of his master and friend, and launched himself in the water after them, drenching them both all over again.

Awwwwwww....

Can I get a conversation about the merits of proper planning?

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...Whoa dude four pages. XD

Okay more like three pages and a half. or something.

Needs a better ending but i can't think one up right now.

Re: Needs a better ending but i can't think one up right now.