askerian | why Asuka can't write PWP to save her life:

Mental process of the Asuka:

-Get a scene bunny (locker room, after hours, mostly empty. Guy A, angry/intense/seme, drags Guy B under the shower, fully dressed. Shock, two seconds of struggling, kissing and grinding ensues. They're quickly drenched. Automatic lights go out, semi-darkness for the rest of the scene. Mutual masturbation through wet jeans => climax.)

->try to find guys the scene would fit.

->Decide that for once, Sasuke can be seme in my fics.

->Why would Sasuke be angry at Naruto and *molest him for it* instead of kicking him in the face?

->He might be angry because Naruto put himself in danger in a way he perceives stupid, or at least a way he can pretend was stupid, so he can punish Naruto for daring to worry him.

->What sort of settings might this happen in?

->Canonverse: too many things to justify as to when Sasuke came back and when the situation changed and when Naruto and Sasuke started getting physical. I don't like writing for established relationships. AU?

->Recall schoolfic 'verse where Sasuke was the outcast (for replying something like "not even if you had a dick" to a girl asking him out), and Naruto wasn't exactly popular but had a small crew composed of Chouji, Shikamaru and Kiba. Naruto thought of himself as straight but they kept ending up liplocking anyway. Random encounters in the shower would be justifiable.

->Okay, schoolfic AU. Everyone needs to write at least one, right?

->Right.

->Why is Naruto coming in the locker room after everyone else is long gone?

->He's had a rotten day, the teacher made him put everything back.

*Mental picture of weary!Naruto*

->He's had a REALLY rotten day.

->What could happen to make his day so rotten, AND make Sasuke not-worry for him so much he'd have to wait for him and kiss him like crazy for it?

->...

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->OMG I KNOW HIS FATHERS TWIN BROTHER KYUUBI THE SERIAL KILLER CAME BACK IN TOWN AND GRABBED HIM AND TOLD HIM HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE HE RAPED NARUTOS MOM AND HE MIGHT BE NARUTOS REAL DAD AND HE WANTED NARUTO TO COME WITH HIM BECAUSE HES A FUCKING POSSESSIVE MONSTER AND HE WANTS TO OWN AND WARP AND LEAVE HIS MARK ON EVERYTHING HIS SWEET ANGEL PERFECT BROTHER EVER HAD TO HIS NAME BECAUSE ITS SO FUN TO SEE HIM TRY NOT TO HATE AND NOT MANAGE IT

AND NARUTO HAD TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE AND CALL THE COPS AND HE ENDED UP AT THE HOSPITAL AND HES STILL REELING AND HIS PARENTS NEVER TOLD HIM ANYTHING AND HES PRETTY SURE ITS TRUE BECAUSE HIS DAD WOULDNT LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYE

AND THEN IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER, THE WHOLE SORDID AFFAIR LIKE HIS MOM WAS RAPED BY HER BROTHER IN LAW THE PSYCHOPATH, AND HIS WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS

->...

-> and fuck, I'm not writing thirty pages of backstory just for a quick lemon in the shower. I'll lose the lemony mood ages before I get there.

Mood: already lost, actually.

-> go play jigsaw on Gaia.

why Asuka can't write PWP to save her life:

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