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i r teh back.
*^____^* nice weekend, had fun. Whee funny chats and writey things and yummy food and funny-crazy kitty and stuff. Also my tooth isn't hurty no more. Just a bit of soreness, but tomorrow i should be fine.
...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:
Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;
oh and:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
first five people who reply you love it okay go.
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lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later
-beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;
-snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later
-kylara: cybersuke five years ago.
-dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;
...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:
Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;
oh and:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
first five people who reply you love it okay go.
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lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later-
beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;-
snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later-
kylara: cybersuke five years ago.-
dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;
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How's that sound?
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..........XDDDD ahaha idea. Alright, sure. ♥
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But he bet they wouldn't taste good, and besides, Ino was sashaying toward him, hips swinging, fluffy golden tail waving enticingly behind her. "Naruto~"
He growled under his breath. Not at her, and she knew the difference; but she also knew to be careful. The teasing disappeared from her countenance; she tucked herself under his arm and looked up at him adoringly.
Naruto knew that Ino really didn't consider him so exalted, most of the time; but most of the time he didn't want her to, anyway, and the rest of the time she was fully able to remember that he was also the Nine-Tailed fox -- her living god. Her gentle nuzzling was enticing enough to distract him from his anger, at least momentarily. He allowed her to keep going.
When she led him right where Neji and Hinata were training -- slow, graceful katas in the sun -- he followed. He watched as the two cats danced their way through complicated forms in parallel with narrowed eyes, and then he called them to him. They came slowly -- Hinata out of shyness, Neji out of pride -- but they came, bowing their heads under his hand, and that satisfied him, soothing him a little more. He tucked Hinata under his free arm, and caressed her nape until she purred for him. Neji trailed after them, silent and watchful, and allowed Naruto's tails to curl around him and tease his legs.
The others members of his harem were out of Kyuubi no Youko's gardens at the moment, but three wasn't a bad start. Ino soothed his pride with her open adoration; Hinata called out the calm that earned Naruto her trust; Neji bowed to his whims without ever losing his noble, thoughtful countenance, calling back Naruto's reason. He held and caressed them, one by one and together, slowly feeling his sanity return with every sigh and gasp he pulled out of them.
The violence was still there, under the surface, tightly held at bay; and he was glad when Sakura's hooves rang alone in the path, without Sai's quiet padding alongside. Sai tended to be infuriating even when not meaning it, and unapologetic either way, and wouldn't expect the punishment Naruto would inflinct. As for his old teammate, she was more than strong enough to hold her own against him, at least for a while; but she was also wise enough to know when he didn't want her to try. Sakura was gentle and quiet as she stepped behind him and started to massage his shoulders expertly.
His other teammate was smart, but wise wasn't a term Naruto or anyone else who knew Sasuke would use for him.
But no matter if the stupid snobbish cat wouldn't come join the pile, even at Naruto's express request, would only sniff in disdain and pad off.
After a short chase in the gardens, and a fight that razed several love shacks and fancy domes, Naruto tackled his teammate right in the middle of a flowerbed, reminding him who was boss until Sasuke couldn't stand or yowl, and Naruto's remaining aggression had been entirely worked out. And then he sprawled right there in the sun, Sasuke forcefully tucked against his side, and waited for the rest of his lovers to join him.
One by one, they joined him, curling against his back, his legs, amongst his many tails, surrounding him in warm presences, and loyalty and love. Sakura massaged him again, relaxing him; Ino groomed his tails; and Neji and Hinata purred quietly, entangled against his back. Sasuke did a whole lot of insistent not-purring, and even whacked him in the face with his strange, forked black tail a couple of times; but by then Naruto was relaxed enough that he only flopped on top of the stupid cat, smothering him like he deserved, pulled Sakura against his Hyuuga-less side, and fell asleep right there.
Who cared about the stupid politicians, really.
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The one with Kyuubi-Naruto is pretty much a series of naruto/just about everyone else. I figure after a while he'll stop being confused about it. he's a kitsune after all. XD;
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I imagine this is somewhat analogous to watching a porn movie and thinking, "Hey, that guy has a nice watch."
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This fic pretty much started out as an excuse to have a Naruto's Harem situation. And then of course I got a case of worldbuilding, and now I can't even get to the sex anyway. I lose. X'D It has a nice enough setup, but there's no real plot.
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