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i r teh back.
*^____^* nice weekend, had fun. Whee funny chats and writey things and yummy food and funny-crazy kitty and stuff. Also my tooth isn't hurty no more. Just a bit of soreness, but tomorrow i should be fine.
...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:
Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;
oh and:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
first five people who reply you love it okay go.
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lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later
-beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;
-snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later
-kylara: cybersuke five years ago.
-dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;
...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:
Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;
oh and:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
first five people who reply you love it okay go.
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lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later-
beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;-
snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later-
kylara: cybersuke five years ago.-
dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;
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Besides, they'd had an amazing bout just the day before; Sasuke had won their spar, which has entitled him to a night with the fantasy of his choice. They'd never tried the Harem-no-jutsu yet, somehow, which they took great pains to rectify. The kagebunshins were just as voluptuous as each other, and thanks to a great deal of experience in the realm of creative sex, Sasuke knew just how hard he could poke them before they burst. Seeing as each bunshin took back everything it had experienced to Naruto once it disappeared, he'd barely needed to touch his stupid partner before the blond was begging and writhing under him.
Then Naruto had decided he wasn't going fast enough and ridden him like a pony. Even a day later, Sasuke's dick still felt like it was going to fall off, and he didn't want to see another pair of double-D breasts for at least ten weeks.
So when Naruto tackled him, he made a face, and shoved the idiot off.
It should have been enough for a clear "no, I don't want to sex you up now."
Sadly, Naruto didn't want to fuck; he was trying to kill him.
In Sasuke's opinion, that opinion was much preferable at the moment.
They ended up waking Sasuke's son. And half of the neighborhood. A few hours after the start of the fight, Sakura waltzed in, punched them both in the head, and stormed back out with the child, even though it wasn't her week to keep him; when Sasuke protested she threatened to call Ino and Temari on the both of them. Naruto and Sasuke glared at the walls for a few minutes, and then started fighting again.
Sasuke changed into a girl, though, because it was more sporting than being a man against Naruto right now.
Naruto decided to keep his child, but only after a long and grueling session of revenge-fightfuck, which he won through his usual signature move.
It turned out that Kagebunshins really were entirely identical to their maker. To the cellular level.
Sasuke and Naruto spent the next nine months cursing each other, stealing each other's "cravings" foods, having pregnant-lesbian sex and holding each other's hair up in the bathroom. Ino, Sakura and Temari called it "not-dating". Lee winced a lot.
The babies were born at about the same time, and since Sasuke and Naruto were still very much rivals and very much stupid like that, they ended up challenging each other to see who would last longer with no epidural.
In the opinion of every single of their friends, the only good thing that came off that was them swearing off heterosexual sex. The world really didn't need more than its current number of Uzumaki-Uchihas.
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Too funny. Too. Too. Funny.
And with pregnant lesbian sex!
*throws self at your feet in adulation*
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~! So IC. *dies* Best thing I've read this week.
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*rofl*
You're a genius. But surely you already knew that ^__~
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And why it was only after this story happened that there were Uchiha/Uzumaki little terrors running around: and two was more than enough, and it was only then that the boys had to swear off het sex.
*watch my mad interpretation skills go to work - aren't you afraid of what I do with scripture?*
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... ~___^-b
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I was right?
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Roflmao, yey roughsex? *snickerfit*
and since Sasuke and Naruto were still very much rivals and very much stupid like that, they ended up challenging each other to see who would last longer with no epidural.
Erm, I think after a certain point the doctors arn't allowed to administer the epidural. XD
A relative told me 'cause she had to go without, she said it was not fun. >.<
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