Homestuck/Naruto silly fusion/meta ideas. XD

[askerian]

"In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor self control, a sheltered jadeblood with anger issues, and a grim indigoblood betrayed by his once-moirail are put on the same laughssassin training team. A comedy of errors about the brownblood’s flushed feelings for the jadeblood, the jadeblood’s flushed feelings for the indigoblood and platonic irritation for the brownblood, and the indigoblood’s platonic disdain for the both of them ensues, provoking black feelings to surge in the brownblood’s thoracic endoskeleton cage. The indigoblood eventually reciprocates, only for the brownblood to flip pale on him etcetera."

It’s Karkat’s favorite ashen soap opera.

(He uses it to beat into John’s head that ASHEN IS SO A THING THAT YOU CAN SHIP OKAY LOOK AT THEM MEDIATE THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ahhhh babies. John keeps going ahaha but why don’t the brown one and the purple one just hatekiss already and then Karkat throws another manifesto or three on why that would be (hot, okay, but) UTTERLY disastrous because the brownblood is PALE on the indigo asshole okay but every time he tries to fix him it only pisses off the indigo more, and why it’s so tragic that the brownblood and the jadeblood both jilt each other because she wants him pale and he wants her flushed but she wants them both ashen so much more anyway oh god the silver-gray longing how can you not see this.)



(the non-official but v. pretty symbols, that I found here, are vulpecula, the fox, cepheus, the gardener-king, aquila, the eagle (there was no hawk. sad.), circinus, the drawing compass, pavo, the peacock (no boar! SO SAD.), and corvus, the crow.)


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heraldaros replied to your photo: “In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor… This is beautiful. I think the only thing I like better than the idea of Naruto as an ashen soap opera (I can just imagine the shipping drama) is those HORNS omg Hinata how do you get through DOORS.

Askerian: answer= SHE DOESNT, SHE GOES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Adi: Hahahahaha

Adi: I think, if this gets written, that you need to include Karkat’s ship wars against people who think they should try a reach around
Adi: Those people are clearly delusional
Askerian: oh god yes XDDDD
Askerian: Terezi thinks troll Ino and troll Sakura should be caliginous. Karkat is all AAA NO PALE. PALE.
Askerian: they’re both wrong they end up flushed. but.
Adi: Haha. Karkat is like "THERE WAS NO SUPPORT FOR THAT IN CANON"
Askerian: XDD
Adi: Terezi thinks the boys are boring except for the vendetta plot line
Askerian: yeah.
Adi: She wants Sakura to have all the concupiscent quadrants
Askerian: Karkat is a sobbing mess over the Sasuke/Itachi clusterfuck.
Adi: XDDDD
Askerian: yessss. she wants her to be red with Naruto and black with both Ino and Sasuke okay. XDD
Askerian: and pale with Hinata come on it’d work so well
Adi: Karkat has disowned her for her poor shipping choices
Askerian: yes.
Adi: Sakura needs to be ashen with Sasuke and Naruto. Needs.
Adi: Karkat will literally have a seizure if this does not happen
Askerian: Dave thinks Naruto should punch everyone in the mouth and throw Hinata across his saddle and PCHOO away.
Adi: Hahahahaha
Askerian: … not that he actually has an opinion
Adi: Of course not
Askerian: jade ships the trio as a pale threesome. Karkat is SHOCKED.
Askerian: he has to admit he’d totes read her fic if she wrote any though.
Adi: HAHAHAHAHA
Adi: XDDD
Adi: John is so. Confused.
Adi: Rose, surprisingly, agrees with Karkat on most points, but she called Sakura<3Ino
Askerian: oh god yes she totally would. and then she’d rub it in that she could ship more accurately than the shipping master
Adi: XDDDDD
Askerian: when the Sasuke/Itachi plotline concludes Karkat has to take a break to go be a blubbering mess on Gamzee’s lap.
Adi: Aaaaaaaah socute
Askerian: “OH MY GOD IT WAS PALE SERENDIPITY ALL ALONG AUUUGH HAVING TO MAKE HIS MOIRAIL HATE HIIIIM SO HE WOULD LIVE WAUUGH and and and troll Sasuke always so desperate to have Itachi in a quadrant, any quadrant, that he thought they were CALIGINOUS but they never really were, were they, oh my babies.”
Askerian: and — and now troll shu-sshasuke is-is all aloooone and he’ll never ever have a pale love like this ever again WAUUUUUGH
Gamzee: *… patpats*
Adi: Hahahahaha
Askerian: Gamzee’s favorite part is the opening and ending musics. they’re trippy. u.u
Askerian: he has no goddamn clue who is who and never remembers from one day to the next.
Adi: Gamzee is very tolerant of the between parts, though. He just spaces out. XD
Askerian: he’s kinda >o( on troll Sasuke not being a cultist though.
Adi: XD like, actively not a cultist. None of the indigos are cultists
Adi: Bit of subliminal messaging from the powers that be, there
Adi: …there is this awesome au fic in which troll Sasuke becomes a cultist and kills everyone
Askerian: XDDDDDDD
Adi: Written by an annoyed indigo back in the day. Like, pre-time skip
Askerian: pffffffffffffhahahaha
Adi: XDDD
Adi: One of the best parts= John has no idea what is going on
Askerian: he does pick up on the black tension between Sasuke and Naruto in part one but he’s BAFFLED at the pale flip
Askerian: it was JUST THAT IN-YOUR-FACE
Adi: Wait, but I thought he wanted to hate kiss him? Troll Sasuke wants to now! Why does he want to save him?
Askerian: XD
Adi: Poor John
Askerian: he’s making an effort to understand kismesissitude, and he finds one example he GETS, and then bam no it’s not
Askerian: sad.
Adi: Does Kanaya have an opinion or is she staying the hell out of this?
Adi: Sad!
Askerian: she is not sure she finds Sakura an appropriate rendition of jadebloods.
Adi: XD
Askerian: … she’s totally down with reading jade’s rainbow drinker Sakura fic, though.
Askerian: the one where she has a stable of pale and red donors. >__>
Adi: Hahaha
Askerian: but she also enjoys the ashen romance aspects
Adi: I love that team ashen is Karkat, Rose and Kanaya. XD
Askerian: heheh <3

(psst, they have a longass movie-like title instead of a shorter soap title like "thresh prince of bel-air" because "in which a telekinetic brownblood with poor etcetera" was getting so goddamn long and unwieldy on account of how long it has been around that it was in fact one of the causes of the change in traditions. You’d have to be at least Nepeta’s shade to have any chance of living long enough to catch a full run of it, they’ve had to replace the brownblood who plays Naruto twice. Yep. Part 2 Ino is played by part 1 Ino’s descendent. :X)

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[askerian]

(YYYYYY. Also Suigetsu is black for Sasuke but Sasuke is a little meh back so likely when puberty catches up to Sasuke they might have a few one night stands for the drones but I don't see it going much farther than that. ;_; As for Karin it might not even go that far, but ... wow, four people team, managing to contain all four quadrants. Kinda incestuous CLOSE KNIT at this point. XD)

Seriously Sasuke needs a moirail just to thwap him over the head and tell him OKAY YOU HAVE LOST YOUR ONE TRUE PALEMATE IT IS TRAGIC BUT YOU *DID* FIND YOUR ASHMATES AND YOU STILL HAVE TWO OTHER QUADRANTS TO FIND SERENDIPITY IN. But who the heck could do that, I have no idea. Kakashi tried it back toward the end of part 1 and it rebounded off his skull with a dull thud. :/ (also why is naruto a brownblood noooooooo he'll die so much earlier than them and he and Sakura are the only conciliatory force left around Sasuke. Damn but that guy is unlucky.)