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silly chat with Adi
Askerian: i wanna write a pesterlog. ;;
Askerian: dave/karkat? but i'd need a topic. hrrn. :-\
Adi: hrm. Well, there are always the romance novels
Askerian: XD
Adi: it would be kind of hilarious if Karkat makes Dave listen to one that begins to sound disturbingly like it's about them
Askerian: it's already a pretty similar situation
Adi: true
Askerian: kinda wanted dave to pester karkat more though >.> if dave doesn't want to listen he'd just log out
Adi: well, it's the meteor. I feel like Karkat would just log him back in and continue
Askerian: maybe he was reading the book rose forgot on the table and it's too hilarious to pass up XD
Askerian: yeah but he'd just minimize the window
Adi: ...point
Adi: point was that he didn't read Troll though, right?
Askerian: rose had kanaya translate it for her. XDDD
Adi: hahaha okay, that works
Askerian: ... or maybe what he found was another book that kanaya translated for rose. hmm
Adi: XDDDD
Askerian: "listen i know youre all about this hot quadrant zigzag chicken thing but i have a way better idea right here at my fingertips dude.
Askerian: we can roleplay.
Askerian: karkat: *EXPLODES*
Askerian: XD
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: i wonder what a typical romance plot would be like for a troll
Askerian: what replaces the secretly nice CEOs and the fiery, sassy whatevers who are secretly pretty or whatever?
Adi: I imagine it's very similar to a romance novel for humans, except there are generally more than one quadrant and the woman is instead a lowblood
Adi: secretly nice CEOs are probably... blueblood bureauradicators or something
Adi: with their secretly beautiful brownblood beauroradicators
Adi: oops
Adi: I meant ...secretaries
Adi: secreterrorists?
Askerian: XDDD
Askerian: or sassy wenches and gamblignants.
Askerian: ...
Askerian: okay now i want dave to try rping that one, it'd be so hilarious XD
Adi: hahaha
Adi: Karkat is going to be so bloody confused
Adi: and kind of turned on
Adi: pavlovian reaction to being flushed/caliginous for Terezi. Roleplay is a turn-on.
Askerian: CG: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING.
TG: /davenn trollder gives that swinging booty of yours a good firm slap as you flounce by
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: hahahahahahaha
Askerian: hey babe dont be so hasty choice rump like yours need to be perched on the best lap as its throne and that best lap is mine
Askerian: XD
Adi: Karkat is torn between "STRIDER I AM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU" and "...*HE SAYS, AS HE STORMS DETERMINEDLY TOWARDS THE BRISTLED CLEANING DEVICE*"
Adi: u.u
Askerian: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Askerian: so adorrible
Askerian: also not a wench why is he the wench and also a woman why are you not a woman strider
Askerian: ohh lesbian shenanigans. :3
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: because im so badass if i go and rp a lady half as badass as me itll be like trying to cyber as terezi and im sure youll agree thats just no.
Adi: ...XDDDDDDD
Adi: Karkat: IF YOU TRY TO COSPLAY TEREZI I AM CLOSING THIS CHAT WINDOW SO HARD THE UNIVERSE FROG WILL HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROM THE SHEER POWER OF MY RAGEQUIT.
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: u.u
Askerian: dave: sure honey.
/the badass pirate swaggers in the bar room yadda yadda
Askerian: XD
Askerian: i can't imagine dave rping that easily XD
Adi: Yeah, I imagine Dave is probably hilariously bad at rping
Adi: there are huge pauses in which he is lying on the ground spasming in laughter
Askerian: XD
Askerian: also when he's busy scribbling illustrations of karkat in a corseted dress
Adi: which he then links to
Adi: just so Karkat knows what hes picturing okay this is important shit gotta get the headcanon right
Askerian: karkat: CORSETS ARE STUPID, WHY WOULD I WEAR THEM. ALSO THREE HUNDRED KILOS OF FLUFFY SKIRTS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS WHEN I SAY EVEN I DON'T HATE MYSELF QUITE THAT MUCH.
Askerian: dave: youre right time to princess leia up that bitch
Askerian: dave: ps the bitch is you.
Askerian: dave/karkat? but i'd need a topic. hrrn. :-\
Adi: hrm. Well, there are always the romance novels
Askerian: XD
Adi: it would be kind of hilarious if Karkat makes Dave listen to one that begins to sound disturbingly like it's about them
Askerian: it's already a pretty similar situation
Adi: true
Askerian: kinda wanted dave to pester karkat more though >.> if dave doesn't want to listen he'd just log out
Adi: well, it's the meteor. I feel like Karkat would just log him back in and continue
Askerian: maybe he was reading the book rose forgot on the table and it's too hilarious to pass up XD
Askerian: yeah but he'd just minimize the window
Adi: ...point
Adi: point was that he didn't read Troll though, right?
Askerian: rose had kanaya translate it for her. XDDD
Adi: hahaha okay, that works
Askerian: ... or maybe what he found was another book that kanaya translated for rose. hmm
Adi: XDDDD
Askerian: "listen i know youre all about this hot quadrant zigzag chicken thing but i have a way better idea right here at my fingertips dude.
Askerian: we can roleplay.
Askerian: karkat: *EXPLODES*
Askerian: XD
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: i wonder what a typical romance plot would be like for a troll
Askerian: what replaces the secretly nice CEOs and the fiery, sassy whatevers who are secretly pretty or whatever?
Adi: I imagine it's very similar to a romance novel for humans, except there are generally more than one quadrant and the woman is instead a lowblood
Adi: secretly nice CEOs are probably... blueblood bureauradicators or something
Adi: with their secretly beautiful brownblood beauroradicators
Adi: oops
Adi: I meant ...secretaries
Adi: secreterrorists?
Askerian: XDDD
Askerian: or sassy wenches and gamblignants.
Askerian: ...
Askerian: okay now i want dave to try rping that one, it'd be so hilarious XD
Adi: hahaha
Adi: Karkat is going to be so bloody confused
Adi: and kind of turned on
Adi: pavlovian reaction to being flushed/caliginous for Terezi. Roleplay is a turn-on.
Askerian: CG: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING.
TG: /davenn trollder gives that swinging booty of yours a good firm slap as you flounce by
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: hahahahahahaha
Askerian: hey babe dont be so hasty choice rump like yours need to be perched on the best lap as its throne and that best lap is mine
Askerian: XD
Adi: Karkat is torn between "STRIDER I AM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU" and "...*HE SAYS, AS HE STORMS DETERMINEDLY TOWARDS THE BRISTLED CLEANING DEVICE*"
Adi: u.u
Askerian: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Askerian: so adorrible
Askerian: also not a wench why is he the wench and also a woman why are you not a woman strider
Askerian: ohh lesbian shenanigans. :3
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: because im so badass if i go and rp a lady half as badass as me itll be like trying to cyber as terezi and im sure youll agree thats just no.
Adi: ...XDDDDDDD
Adi: Karkat: IF YOU TRY TO COSPLAY TEREZI I AM CLOSING THIS CHAT WINDOW SO HARD THE UNIVERSE FROG WILL HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROM THE SHEER POWER OF MY RAGEQUIT.
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: u.u
Askerian: dave: sure honey.
/the badass pirate swaggers in the bar room yadda yadda
Askerian: XD
Askerian: i can't imagine dave rping that easily XD
Adi: Yeah, I imagine Dave is probably hilariously bad at rping
Adi: there are huge pauses in which he is lying on the ground spasming in laughter
Askerian: XD
Askerian: also when he's busy scribbling illustrations of karkat in a corseted dress
Adi: which he then links to
Adi: just so Karkat knows what hes picturing okay this is important shit gotta get the headcanon right
Askerian: karkat: CORSETS ARE STUPID, WHY WOULD I WEAR THEM. ALSO THREE HUNDRED KILOS OF FLUFFY SKIRTS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS WHEN I SAY EVEN I DON'T HATE MYSELF QUITE THAT MUCH.
Askerian: dave: youre right time to princess leia up that bitch
Askerian: dave: ps the bitch is you.
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Shitty clip art. Problem = solved.
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