TEAMWORK WRITING MEME. >;(

[askerian]

Because I'm sick and tired of it being all lazy and floppy in its corner of my brain.

Plz give me teamworkverse prompts. By which I mean
-"what was X thinking/doing during scene Y?"
-X's POV on ... whatever
-a timestamp -- Ten years later, two days ago, ten minutes after the end of this scene
where X can be naruto, sasuke, sakura... or kakashi... or kiba or whoever else... or even one of the OCs.
-... yes it can be X-rated. #>____>#

I will not write about the T7 kids except in generic terms (apart from Aoru, the third one. She's not spoiler anymore. XD) I will not write about Itachi past Teamwork 4 because he is also spoiler. (is he dead? is he uncle itachi? did he take madara's eyes for himself and conquer konoha? NO ONE KNOWS.) I will not write spoilerific things in general. I'll tell you if a prompt lands in there so you can ask something else.

Anyway. Two prompts each maximum (please do not make seventeen and then ask me to pick two of them. DX ), and I make no promise they'll actually inspire me. I'll try my best to write at least one for everyone, but. Well. You guys know me by now. ~___~;


plz loev me. T^T


Sakura FINALLY gets married to Naruto. Sort of. (futurefic. WAY futurefic.)
Itachi Finds Out
Cooking Arrangements
Yakitaro of Team Fodder at 18
Gaara on early TemaShikaIno tangle


okay, going to bed, but i'll keep going tomorrow, feel free to post requests.

Comments

Re: 3/3!! :D

[askerian]

*iyaaa~aan* #@.@#~ ♥♥♥~ I'm glad you liked it!

Alas, emptying the ovum means it doesn't have any DNA left to transmit, mostly just using the structure. That kid is going to be pure Naruto/Sasuke. Though I think if anyone can, ninjas could manage to merge two sperm cells together, but then the kid would be half Sakura and one fourth each Naruto and Sasuke... hmm.


I'm already totally planning the kid's name and looks and personality. XD;; ... I think Yukito, because by then his grandfather Yukihiro would have died so they'd name him after Yukihiro, and perhaps after Minato too... hee.

... should I make him a twin sister? >__> pros: it'd be deliberate, because two kids are better than one. Cons, it's a little cliche and i have no personality ideas for her. Hmmmm.

Re: 3/3!! :D

[fateofshadow.livejournal.com]

You could make the other twin a reference to Kushina~ *dangles idea in front of you* :DDD

Eeeeeee, biology goes completely out the window but I hated that subject anyway *blows raspberry at impossible human genetics* Hmm, one half Sakura, a quarter Sasuke and Naruto a piece... Probably get blue/green eyes, Naruto being dominant there from both his parents and green eyes have a similar strain... strawberry blonde/ash blonde hair? Wow, Sasuke's genes get a slap there, even though black's dominant, probably not if there's TWO other parents DNA butting in. Baby might not even get the sharingan. The only thing left would be the duck butt legacy and the monosylabble grunting... >_>

*Tries to map DNA tree and fails*

As for the cliche twin thing- DO IT~ If anyone can pull it off it's you (OBVIOUS COMPLIMENT IS OBVIOUS) besides it makes sense that Sakura would make the most of it while she could if she was going through menopause. Lots of mothers do it in China to get round the one child clause and none of those mothers are ninjaaaa... Not sue of the exact science of it but if we cn do it then shinobi certainly can.

As for names? Yukiko and Yukito? Oh gawd, can you imagine the comfusion? *bounces in fic induced happy hyper*

Wow, I've spraffed a lot, sorry about that. It's just shows how happy this ficlet made me. <33

Re: 3/3!! :D

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a bio major, but the structure of the ovum that would need to remain would include the mitochondria, yes? thus, the mitochonrdial DNA, Sakura's DNA, would remain even if the nucleus was entirely Naruto+Sasuke (which I'm not sure is possible, but hey, it's fic)

Re: 3/3!! :D

[askerian]

XD; yeah, it would. I just don't understand it well enough. What kind of impact would it have?

Re: 3/3!! :D

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

Nothing, really. Nuclear DNA trumps mitochondrial DNA in almost everything (except in mitochondrial disorders, of which there aren't that many). What mitochondrial DNA is good for is tracing heritage/evolutionary relationships.

/biology lesson