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random woes of the asuka
-Askerian: i had a meeting today, yeah?
Askerian: so i was about to go to bed so i'd be reasonably unsleepy for it
Askerian: then i checked my notebook and the meeting wasn't today, it was YESTERDAY
Askerian: i've been up for the past ... i don't know how many hours, stewing in my "oh god SO STUPID" juices and trying to find something to read that would make me stop feeling so stupid and making myself sleepier and sleepier
Askerian: it's almost seven am so i'll wait until it opens and phone them to apologize and reschedule. but fuck.
Saro Lynne: .. :(
Askerian: i b stupid asuka
for the record now it's noon and i haven't slept yet, but after FOUR CALLS aaaa pick up the damn phone I DID manage to reschedule to sometime next week. I still suck, but whatever. I'm gonna eat and then crash like a crashy thing. but god i fucking hate how i keep unconsciously sabotaging myself like that. This shit is just not on, brain.
-have a looong list of prompts i should be writing (still planning to, guys! :3), but this month has sucked balls hardcore for writing. I don't think I even broke 1K. Considering my average per month and how much free time I have this is all kinds of pitiful.
-So there's this OC fic-thing I've got in the planning stage (might never get out of there and onto the next so that's why I haven't mentioned it, but yeah.) It's about a magical apocalypse in slow-mo progress (spreads over a ten year period? or something. kinda like a hell portal slowly ripping open and swallowing bits and pieces of this world while progressively warping reality) Main characters are a vampire/demon/monster hunter type, and two half-human half-demon twins. The boy twin looks and acts a LOT more demony and creeptastic than his sweet and cheerful and helpful and civic-minded and completely human sister, haha funny. (quick, guess the super original top-secret plot twist. XD)
Anyway, the thing was, I couldn't really find much character interaction-based plot, because I couldn't manage to figure out chemistry between evangeline (the girltwin) and the hunter (gabriel the boytwin has chemistry with EVERYONE, (yes even his sweet innocent sister) but that's on account of being kind of an evil incubus type. It's nonconsensual chemistry. D: )
... ANYWAY.
Turns out the real problem was that I stupidly assumed the hunter to be a guy.
I was wrong.
Enter cold-blooded badass bitch who dun talk much. Hello, chemistry, hello, boobsquishes. Suddenly Ev' was ALL OVER hunty-chan. ("aw, but we're both girls, we can share the bed~")
Man, I don't write much femmeslash, but here. well. It works. (oh god does it work. Ev' was even starting to talk strap-ons. my brain, my brain. XD)
Now I just have to figure out, oh, the rest of the story. Like how the fuck it's gonna end. That would be nice to know, too.
Askerian: LESBIAN TAILSEX
Askerian: ... i mean.
Saro Lynne: ...Well, that got my attention.
Askerian: so i was about to go to bed so i'd be reasonably unsleepy for it
Askerian: then i checked my notebook and the meeting wasn't today, it was YESTERDAY
Askerian: i've been up for the past ... i don't know how many hours, stewing in my "oh god SO STUPID" juices and trying to find something to read that would make me stop feeling so stupid and making myself sleepier and sleepier
Askerian: it's almost seven am so i'll wait until it opens and phone them to apologize and reschedule. but fuck.
Saro Lynne: .. :(
Askerian: i b stupid asuka
for the record now it's noon and i haven't slept yet, but after FOUR CALLS aaaa pick up the damn phone I DID manage to reschedule to sometime next week. I still suck, but whatever. I'm gonna eat and then crash like a crashy thing. but god i fucking hate how i keep unconsciously sabotaging myself like that. This shit is just not on, brain.
-have a looong list of prompts i should be writing (still planning to, guys! :3), but this month has sucked balls hardcore for writing. I don't think I even broke 1K. Considering my average per month and how much free time I have this is all kinds of pitiful.
-So there's this OC fic-thing I've got in the planning stage (might never get out of there and onto the next so that's why I haven't mentioned it, but yeah.) It's about a magical apocalypse in slow-mo progress (spreads over a ten year period? or something. kinda like a hell portal slowly ripping open and swallowing bits and pieces of this world while progressively warping reality) Main characters are a vampire/demon/monster hunter type, and two half-human half-demon twins. The boy twin looks and acts a LOT more demony and creeptastic than his sweet and cheerful and helpful and civic-minded and completely human sister, haha funny. (quick, guess the super original top-secret plot twist. XD)
Anyway, the thing was, I couldn't really find much character interaction-based plot, because I couldn't manage to figure out chemistry between evangeline (the girltwin) and the hunter (gabriel the boytwin has chemistry with EVERYONE, (yes even his sweet innocent sister) but that's on account of being kind of an evil incubus type. It's nonconsensual chemistry. D: )
... ANYWAY.
Turns out the real problem was that I stupidly assumed the hunter to be a guy.
I was wrong.
Enter cold-blooded badass bitch who dun talk much. Hello, chemistry, hello, boobsquishes. Suddenly Ev' was ALL OVER hunty-chan. ("aw, but we're both girls, we can share the bed~")
Man, I don't write much femmeslash, but here. well. It works. (oh god does it work. Ev' was even starting to talk strap-ons. my brain, my brain. XD)
Now I just have to figure out, oh, the rest of the story. Like how the fuck it's gonna end. That would be nice to know, too.
Askerian: LESBIAN TAILSEX
Askerian: ... i mean.
Saro Lynne: ...Well, that got my attention.
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I like what you;ve got here. I have 3 brain cells, so stupid comment is stupid, but I liiiiiiike <3
Is funny. I love my gay mansex. I consider myself on the hetero side of bi. But over the last couple months? I find the arts I'm looking at to contain more boobage than pen0rs. What this means? I dunno... except that 'Lesbian tailsex' makes both my ears perk up and my brain go "ooh." XD
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girls are prettier, that's why u.u
okay guys are interesting too... oh hell maybe i should make my hunter cursed with genderbending. XD would be fun.
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Hmm.. that COULD be interesting.. What what's the trigger? :D When near a demony sort of thing? :D A full blooded demony thing? A demoney thing she needs to kill? When she gets wet? :D If she eats after midnight? if she's boobsquished by someone? :D (I'm thinking torso-on-torso contact with the opposite sex, but that's already been done ;p)
...if she eats food containing peanuts? XD
which is her real gender? XD When'd this start happening? will it ever be fixed? XD If it's fixed, is a bad thing? XD (lol at the idea of "I want this damned curse gone, gone, gone, gone. YAY it's gone. ..... I kinda miss it. Hey, can you curse me?")
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Great questions.
She was cursed before the start of the story.
I think at first there's no trigger, it's random. Evil = chaos in this story, so sometimes it would just... happen. I don't want her (she's a girl!) to start out being able to use the "being a guy" thing for her own benefit, more like something she has to work with but that's not as much of an advantage in hunting than people would think. She always needs some time to get used to the other body after she switches, and her balance sucks as a guy, and she doesn't like the thought that people assume she wants to be a man because ZOMG SUPERIOR or that she needs to be one to be successful at hunting (damn it, she's a great hunter as a girl and fuck yall very much >:( ), so she'd rather stay a girl. XD
I think it might slowly evolve to gain a trigger, and then she would have to figure out a way to control it, but I have no clue what or how yet. But this means more plot potential! :D Awesomeness.
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Prestory curses are good--they let the ready go "wait, WAT?" XD
I like what you've got thar. :D Humm.. Balance sucks, She's gotten, like, wedged somewhere on accident because her shoulders were broader then her brain was telling her they were XD
Oh, and maybe she's really annoyed by the body's quick reaction to the even distant thought of "Hm, nice ass." XDD
I like the slow trigger evolution idea, too... Especially if it's totally psycological... Like... she's sitting there doing her thing and all of a sudden: bamf! Man-time. And one day she's thinking about it and these other times and she finds something in common between all a few of these events (like.. I dunno.. the smell of apples) and she goes "ah! ah! ah! I need to go to the store and I.. FUCK! I've already been to the store and not swapped. Damnit! Maybe it's a cut apple?" *runs to the store, buys apple, comes home, spends the next hour cutting, sniffing, licking, fondling and baking the apple until it happens again, at which point she goes "ah, it must be the cinnamon?" and.. convinces herself that it's the cinnamon.. and carries around a little flask of cinnamon with her for 'opportune moments'... and then there are those other times wherei t's not at all cinnamon related that she totally ignores but she can trigger it on her own with the cinnamon.. then one day she realizes she can do ti without the sinnamon, and..
.... this is horribly not a very good plot at all XD
uhm... ignore what I said. I'm gonna.. .gonna go eat an apple. XD
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The OC fic sounds super interesting! ...But I can't guess the plot twist, I fail. XD
(Yaaay, badass females~~)
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♥ XD will tell you later if no one else guesses. srsly it's one of the most common tropes in twin plots.
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... THAT ICON IS SO WEIRD. XDDDDD
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...AWESOME! XD
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