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Okay so teamwork has decided to be a bitch once again. I'm letting it rest for now. Problem is, most of my other stories are similarly sulking or otherwise lethargic.
Of course that means I've got to get brand new, random, extremely silly bunnies.
Askerian: i want something with alternate universes where they're vampires and werewolves and space adventurers and cowboys and shit.
Askerian: on chocobos.
Askerian: >>;; or, not.
Saro Lynne: XD
Askerian: it would be funny to put them in a typical fantasy setting -- you know, cleric, red mage and all that jazz XD
Askerian: maybe a real world fic where they're playing some game so i can have some self-indulgent meta fun
Askerian: sakura would play a berserker and naruto would bitch because she'd make him play the white mage because the party needs one and she already does that for a living, thanks.
Askerian: ... oh god, yes.
Askerian: sasuke: *not a gamer* ... *picks up a controller after much teasing and pushing* *proceeds to decimate their team like he's been playing for years*
naruto: ... D: ... RIVAAAAAAAL
Askerian: ... ._.
Saro Lynne: XDDDDDD
Saro Lynne: Great. I now picture them playing Diablo or WoW or something.
Askerian: i'd make up some generic mishmash. but something like that, yes XD
Saro Lynne: Well, I assumed.
Saro Lynne: So does that mean Naruto's character is a cute girl in ho plate?
Askerian: ...
Askerian: you know, that might be the only way for him not to bitch he got the cleric.
Saro Lynne: XDDD
Saro Lynne: Sakura makes an amazon (properly covered), and Sasuke makes a guy in like assassin gear? And wonders how the gayest person in their little threesome ended up traveling with straight fetish fuel like this?
Askerian: X3
Askerian: i think sakura would make a huge hulking guy to let out her ROARRR impulses
Askerian: then she'd bully sasuke into making a girl, but he'd make a girl assassin and still end up more dangerous than either of them XD
Saro Lynne: Well, obviously. XD
Askerian: the rest of their party would be... hm.
Askerian: ino -- a high elf!
Saro Lynne: XDDDD
Saro Lynne: Sorceress?
Askerian: yes.
So, trying to be less fail-y re:attention span, I've been trying to integrate it into older bunnies. But the only real life! bunny I have at the moment is that thing where Naruto and Sakura are on their honeymoon and Sasuke is the rich son-of-owner manager of the super posh hotel they ended up at. (psst. i'm totally aware that it's self-indulgent and silly and completely sasuke-centered, and there aren't even any bad guys or explosions. i feel like indulging myself, so there.)
My notes so far:
Anyway they both meet Sasuke separately, both feel a sort of ping, both flirt with him, and after much separate guilt they realize haha! they have a crush on the same person. hahaha. Hehehe. Um.
So... Sasuke is all *shrug* *drags them both in bed* and they have an awesome hot passionate night of sex. The morning after is a little less with the sexy, but Sakura and Naruto eventually stumble their way through a discussion on how much this night will just be a fun little memory of their honeymoon and they're still otpforevaryayz and it will have no long-term impact rly. a threat? no threat. haha. ha. Sasuke was listening to them reassuring each other, so he just gets dressed and he's all very cool à la "oh don't worry I have tons of one night stands, it never does matter, you two are so... quaint."
When I say Sasuke "flirts" ... Well. His family went from relatively close and loving, middle class, to super rich and also never hanging out together anymore. He was taught to be polite, and he does it to please his parents, but it's always surface deep. It's more like he plays the mysterious "no comment" little smile a lot, and people immediately go "omg what is he thinking!!! I MUST KNOW" when really he's thinking he wishes he could go and run a mile or two but fuck, he's got to dance with X so that her grandmother will feel more inclined to invest in whatever.
He does it because his family needs him to do it. He's lonely, wary of people because they always only want him because he's hot and rich and "mysterious" but they're never really interested in who he actually is. He wants to be doing something meaningful with his life, but his family expects him to help manage some of the family assets and since he doesn't want to disappoint them he just stays in a job that bores him to death, with people he wouldn't trust with a stray dog, even less his real self, and he tells himself that his family *needs* him, to fight the feeling that he's not doing anything here that a random hired manager couldn't do just as well. Also they almost never see each other because they're all so busy running around the globe socializing and buying new hotels and investing money and having stuff built and whatnot. So they're very successful socially and money-wise but Sasuke misses the times where they were poorer but actually close.
So he envies Naruto and Sakura's close relationship and the easy way they relate a lot, and how they can be open, and how Naruto has great dreams of fixing the poor area of the town he comes from, and Sakura wants to be a really successful surgeon. Compared to them he feels directionless. So there is some dark impulse that makes him allow them to get closer, knowing they're just barely married, knowing it might fuck up their relationship if he allows and encourages their interest. After their one night stand he cuts off all contact because, well. He can't have it, and he's trying to tell himself he doesn't even want it.
But when Naruto and Sakura get home they realize they miss the passion Sasuke brought out of them, because they have lots of understanding and support and fun, and it's not like they're totally passionless, both of them, but Sasuke... well. He focused them, in a way. And they were interested by the hints he showed them; they want to know more about him.
So after another discussion they decide to ... well, perhaps seduce him into a real relationship, but at least make him a friend first. Which is a lot harder than just getting him into bed again. XD
But I had NO IDEA of the way to do that, until the playing MMORPGs bunny hit. XD I think that's how they do it -- they slowly but surely drag him into their own little fun games -- online, partly, and dragging him to way cheaper bars than he's used to but where they have actual friends and they can have fun without tabloids going ZOMG at *anyone* in the area, and mom'n'pop restaurants where they can have long talks on issues of society that Sasuke (and Naruto and Sakura) feels actually matter... and before he knows it, they've completely wormed their way in. Mmmmyeah.
So talking him into rolling a character and getting into their party will provide both fun and jokes, and an occasion to sneakily draw him closer without having him feel emotionally threatened. Hohoho.
... Also, the "Sakura gets herself a barbarian and forces Naruto to get a cleric" idea gave me such a "omg they're completely married" vibe. So really it's perfect for this universe, isn't it? X'D
... So now I have the all-important question. Apart from Sorceress!Elf!Ino, who else would they have in their party, and what would they play? XD XD XD (also, other suggestions on how they should deal with the seduction of Sir Uchiha? >__>)
i feel obligated to note that a lot of the bunnies I get can grow extremely detailed plots, but I might still end up never actually writing them. Fair warning. x__x Like that old furries!AU verse that never went anywhere.
I keep getting more silly, useless ideas about that RP thing. Sakura would try to get them to actually RP instead of just killing random monsters, and there would be silliness as the boys do it half-heartedly, and Sasuke would end up joining in the joking around and being surprised that he's honestly laughing.
Sakura: *invents harem law for her barbarian*
sasuke: ... D: ... my girl is xingese. she doesn't care about your barbarian laws.
naruto: you can kidnap and ravish my healer anytime! iyaaaan~
sakura: ... HEY STOP PLAYING AN ANTI FEMINISM CLICHE.
(Saro Lynne: Only women get to do that! When men do, it's creepy. >.>)
sakura: sasuke, tell him to stop playing a fanservice cliche. >(((
sasuke: ... sakura, either he gets his girl kidnapped by your barbarian or he goes lez on my ninja. You're on your own.
sakura: ... damn.
sakura: *bitches about the lack of depth of naruto's character, seriously she has zero personality or history and what the hell do you mean her eyes are purple-pink?*
naruto: *lalala making his well-endowed healer jump up and down in front of the camera 9_____9*
*suddenly !!! weirdness onscreen!!*
sasuke: ...?
sakura: someone forgot we're actually very close to each other in meatspace. >__>
naruto: AAA NOOO SHE PUT REAL CLOTHES ON MY GIRL! ;__; also, oww.
sasuke: ... just so you guys know, i'm facepalming irl.
Of course that means I've got to get brand new, random, extremely silly bunnies.
Askerian: i want something with alternate universes where they're vampires and werewolves and space adventurers and cowboys and shit.
Askerian: on chocobos.
Askerian: >>;; or, not.
Saro Lynne: XD
Askerian: it would be funny to put them in a typical fantasy setting -- you know, cleric, red mage and all that jazz XD
Askerian: maybe a real world fic where they're playing some game so i can have some self-indulgent meta fun
Askerian: sakura would play a berserker and naruto would bitch because she'd make him play the white mage because the party needs one and she already does that for a living, thanks.
Askerian: ... oh god, yes.
Askerian: sasuke: *not a gamer* ... *picks up a controller after much teasing and pushing* *proceeds to decimate their team like he's been playing for years*
naruto: ... D: ... RIVAAAAAAAL
Askerian: ... ._.
Saro Lynne: XDDDDDD
Saro Lynne: Great. I now picture them playing Diablo or WoW or something.
Askerian: i'd make up some generic mishmash. but something like that, yes XD
Saro Lynne: Well, I assumed.
Saro Lynne: So does that mean Naruto's character is a cute girl in ho plate?
Askerian: ...
Askerian: you know, that might be the only way for him not to bitch he got the cleric.
Saro Lynne: XDDD
Saro Lynne: Sakura makes an amazon (properly covered), and Sasuke makes a guy in like assassin gear? And wonders how the gayest person in their little threesome ended up traveling with straight fetish fuel like this?
Askerian: X3
Askerian: i think sakura would make a huge hulking guy to let out her ROARRR impulses
Askerian: then she'd bully sasuke into making a girl, but he'd make a girl assassin and still end up more dangerous than either of them XD
Saro Lynne: Well, obviously. XD
Askerian: the rest of their party would be... hm.
Askerian: ino -- a high elf!
Saro Lynne: XDDDD
Saro Lynne: Sorceress?
Askerian: yes.
So, trying to be less fail-y re:attention span, I've been trying to integrate it into older bunnies. But the only real life! bunny I have at the moment is that thing where Naruto and Sakura are on their honeymoon and Sasuke is the rich son-of-owner manager of the super posh hotel they ended up at. (psst. i'm totally aware that it's self-indulgent and silly and completely sasuke-centered, and there aren't even any bad guys or explosions. i feel like indulging myself, so there.)
My notes so far:
Naruto: ?? social worker? (planning to be a cop? something else where he can impact stuff? But after sakura is done going through school. He can wait; also likes the current job)
Sakura: workaholic; shall be a surgeon! (dyed hair! Usually kinda chestnut.)
Met at school, hated each other!!! Naruto mostly bcz rival was needed but also bcz sad she didn't want him back; sakura mostly bcz he was uncool and she was shallow, but things changed.
Sasuke: manager of a resort, v. rich. Only flirts with people when that'll bring him something usually, but Naruto and Sakura amuse him and he gets interested.
PART I
1.
Sakura: *takes a look at the hotel's gardens and pool and super-luxurious everything* ... Ahhh such a waste of money, I can't believe it. Really I think it's more like Ino got us the present she wished she'd get...
Naruto: yeah but it's still nice of her. And there's no reason not to enjoy it. Look at that, is it for real XD
Sakura: *eyeroll* u_____u oh, Naruto, you so silly -- heee, show me that.
Naruto climbs on v. prettily carved stone balustrade and takes it all in. Wheeeeee!
Balcony upstairs, flirting with rich old lady(or whoever else, dun matter), Sasuke (with wineglass in hand? Haha) Sasuke sees them being uncaring about being out of place because they're having fun; kind of disdainful but entertained; gets distracted from chat which doesn't happen often, his customer notices,
- ahh you never do play with children your own age
-*too mature to huff!!!* I'm hardly a child. For that matter neither are they. honeymoon i believe
other *laughs at him- like that means anything.* -go play sasuke
-hmph. >.>
Anyway they both meet Sasuke separately, both feel a sort of ping, both flirt with him, and after much separate guilt they realize haha! they have a crush on the same person. hahaha. Hehehe. Um.
So... Sasuke is all *shrug* *drags them both in bed* and they have an awesome hot passionate night of sex. The morning after is a little less with the sexy, but Sakura and Naruto eventually stumble their way through a discussion on how much this night will just be a fun little memory of their honeymoon and they're still otpforevaryayz and it will have no long-term impact rly. a threat? no threat. haha. ha. Sasuke was listening to them reassuring each other, so he just gets dressed and he's all very cool à la "oh don't worry I have tons of one night stands, it never does matter, you two are so... quaint."
When I say Sasuke "flirts" ... Well. His family went from relatively close and loving, middle class, to super rich and also never hanging out together anymore. He was taught to be polite, and he does it to please his parents, but it's always surface deep. It's more like he plays the mysterious "no comment" little smile a lot, and people immediately go "omg what is he thinking!!! I MUST KNOW" when really he's thinking he wishes he could go and run a mile or two but fuck, he's got to dance with X so that her grandmother will feel more inclined to invest in whatever.
He does it because his family needs him to do it. He's lonely, wary of people because they always only want him because he's hot and rich and "mysterious" but they're never really interested in who he actually is. He wants to be doing something meaningful with his life, but his family expects him to help manage some of the family assets and since he doesn't want to disappoint them he just stays in a job that bores him to death, with people he wouldn't trust with a stray dog, even less his real self, and he tells himself that his family *needs* him, to fight the feeling that he's not doing anything here that a random hired manager couldn't do just as well. Also they almost never see each other because they're all so busy running around the globe socializing and buying new hotels and investing money and having stuff built and whatnot. So they're very successful socially and money-wise but Sasuke misses the times where they were poorer but actually close.
So he envies Naruto and Sakura's close relationship and the easy way they relate a lot, and how they can be open, and how Naruto has great dreams of fixing the poor area of the town he comes from, and Sakura wants to be a really successful surgeon. Compared to them he feels directionless. So there is some dark impulse that makes him allow them to get closer, knowing they're just barely married, knowing it might fuck up their relationship if he allows and encourages their interest. After their one night stand he cuts off all contact because, well. He can't have it, and he's trying to tell himself he doesn't even want it.
But when Naruto and Sakura get home they realize they miss the passion Sasuke brought out of them, because they have lots of understanding and support and fun, and it's not like they're totally passionless, both of them, but Sasuke... well. He focused them, in a way. And they were interested by the hints he showed them; they want to know more about him.
So after another discussion they decide to ... well, perhaps seduce him into a real relationship, but at least make him a friend first. Which is a lot harder than just getting him into bed again. XD
But I had NO IDEA of the way to do that, until the playing MMORPGs bunny hit. XD I think that's how they do it -- they slowly but surely drag him into their own little fun games -- online, partly, and dragging him to way cheaper bars than he's used to but where they have actual friends and they can have fun without tabloids going ZOMG at *anyone* in the area, and mom'n'pop restaurants where they can have long talks on issues of society that Sasuke (and Naruto and Sakura) feels actually matter... and before he knows it, they've completely wormed their way in. Mmmmyeah.
So talking him into rolling a character and getting into their party will provide both fun and jokes, and an occasion to sneakily draw him closer without having him feel emotionally threatened. Hohoho.
... Also, the "Sakura gets herself a barbarian and forces Naruto to get a cleric" idea gave me such a "omg they're completely married" vibe. So really it's perfect for this universe, isn't it? X'D
... So now I have the all-important question. Apart from Sorceress!Elf!Ino, who else would they have in their party, and what would they play? XD XD XD (also, other suggestions on how they should deal with the seduction of Sir Uchiha? >__>)
i feel obligated to note that a lot of the bunnies I get can grow extremely detailed plots, but I might still end up never actually writing them. Fair warning. x__x Like that old furries!AU verse that never went anywhere.
I keep getting more silly, useless ideas about that RP thing. Sakura would try to get them to actually RP instead of just killing random monsters, and there would be silliness as the boys do it half-heartedly, and Sasuke would end up joining in the joking around and being surprised that he's honestly laughing.
Sakura: *invents harem law for her barbarian*
sasuke: ... D: ... my girl is xingese. she doesn't care about your barbarian laws.
naruto: you can kidnap and ravish my healer anytime! iyaaaan~
sakura: ... HEY STOP PLAYING AN ANTI FEMINISM CLICHE.
(Saro Lynne: Only women get to do that! When men do, it's creepy. >.>)
sakura: sasuke, tell him to stop playing a fanservice cliche. >(((
sasuke: ... sakura, either he gets his girl kidnapped by your barbarian or he goes lez on my ninja. You're on your own.
sakura: ... damn.
sakura: *bitches about the lack of depth of naruto's character, seriously she has zero personality or history and what the hell do you mean her eyes are purple-pink?*
naruto: *lalala making his well-endowed healer jump up and down in front of the camera 9_____9*
*suddenly !!! weirdness onscreen!!*
sasuke: ...?
sakura: someone forgot we're actually very close to each other in meatspace. >__>
naruto: AAA NOOO SHE PUT REAL CLOTHES ON MY GIRL! ;__; also, oww.
sasuke: ... just so you guys know, i'm facepalming irl.
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~Sara