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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2007-08-18 12:34 pm

HOMG UNDERAGE PR0N!!!

Kidding.

I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna link to teh porn if I suddenly feel like writing it again. I'm not into chan and while I rarely specify the ages I tend to make my characters mature-ish anyway, (okay Naruto and mature in the same sentence kind of sound weird, but Naruto would be immature about sex even if he was 75, that's the kind of guy he is. XDD) but the way things are going right now... Apparently on deviantart the very fact that a character is underage IN THE SERIES means the character counts as underage forever and ever or something, because god knows anime characters only have three ages; baby, fifteen, and gray-haired-with-wrinkles, and if your anime picture doesn't have gray hair and wrinkles, if means you're a dirty pedophile, nevermind that it's only because the art style itself isn't realistic enough to tell. Somehow I don't see LJ growing to be very different.

I don't want to lose my LJ because someone imagines I was writing about Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's 12 year old selves just because I didn't find a way to shoehorn a clunky, misplaced OH AND BTW THEY'RE CURRENTLY 35 mention in the narrative in between scenes about moving into new apartments, marrying, and doing their regular killing-people-for-money job. ~__~

One solution would be to friend back people who like teh pr0n and then lock anything that's NC-17 rated. (on that note, how am I supposed to find the older ones again. I never tagged them according to ratings, and I'm pretty sure I didn't tag everything. XD;;; Anyone got em bookmarked?)

And then, well, if you want to be added to my fic-and-pic pr0n filter (which will probably be rarely used) just comment here and when I've got it figured out, I'll add you. (Though don't ask if your profile states you're 14 or something, please. If you really want to read my pr0ns, it will end up on adultff.net or I'll mention it in my update list, and I can't block you from those. As for the pics, um, I guess my site was due for an update anyway. >.>;; )



DISCLAIMER: ALL CHARACTERS USED IN SEXUAL SITUATIONS IN MY PICTURES AND WRITING ARE INTENDED TO BE 18 OR OVER AT THE TIME THEY'RE DEPICTED.

And that's all I've got to say on the whole mess. >.>



editedit: it's only the NC-17 i'll lock up here, everything else will stay free! free like the wind~ I mean. Yeah. >_>;;;


AND IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT NEWS here's a pic of a genin team Team 7 is going to meet in the chuunin exam in teamwork 3.




edit edit edit, nine months later and I still haven't written any porn to lock up anyway. I lose. -_____-;;

[identity profile] kat-chan.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, happy birthday!

Second of all, add me to the filter thing.

Third of all, how is it that it's your birthday, yet you are giving me a present; access to pr0n? Hardly seems fair!

It sucks that the state of US society is such that we have to jump through these hoops, and thus it affects people outside of the US who are meeting their local guidelines. Alas, the suck of the concentration of internet stuff in the US.

Especially when the most horrendous of pedos do most of their damage in their homes, without using a computer.

[identity profile] mzsugarrat.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a fully grown woman (aka over 18 years old. please add me I love your fanfics:)

[identity profile] mandy347.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't mind, I'd like to be added as well. It would suck to suddenly not be able to check your site for Teamwork updates roughly 5-7 times a day. I mean once a week. Really.

[identity profile] kajarisz.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
another lurker. Please add me to the filter too. Thanks.

[identity profile] gem-samari.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
When you get stuff figured out, can I be added? *puppy eyes* Pwease?

I was under the impression, though, that LJ wasn't censoring fanfiction... but I could be wrong.

[identity profile] brennart.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. I'm another lurker that'd like to be added to the pic/fic filter. Thanks!

[identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Add me to anything, of course!

[identity profile] venia.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
add me as well, please? i'm 21 and don't have any problem *.*

quote: [for the record, in Teamwork, Naruto turned 18 about one or two months before The Night, and he's the youngest of the three.]Heh, I was sure they were adults enough^^

['What did a nice, respectable, girl tell her parents when she decides to shack up with two guys, one of whom - no clue which - got her pregnant?'] <- from teamwork's last chapter. I'm sure you remember the part 'cause it's an incomplete quoting...XD

[identity profile] allykatb.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
De-lurking to ask to be added. Thanks!

[identity profile] bakkhos.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to be added to the filter.

[identity profile] snickersd.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
First off, happy birthday!

I love your work, especially your porn, so I would like to be added to your filter.

[identity profile] yoscuuro.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Add me to your filter please? There's no telling what kind of withdrawal I'd go through if I didn't get my OT3 fix. <3

This has nothing to do with the topic

[identity profile] phoenix-melody.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday~

Would you like a drabble for your birthday? :D

[identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Pr0ns plz. Though, I also want to agree with what someone said earlier. LJ, for now, doesn't take down fics. Those seem to be safe.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASUKA-LOVE! ♥

[identity profile] sasara.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Add me to the list please ^^

[identity profile] dacaktty.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Birthday from a lurker who would also like to be added ^_^;

[identity profile] emma-bishop.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Add please? Thank ^_^

[identity profile] sarolynne.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)


And that aside, a friend of mine dealt with this whole business by making a community, making people verify that they're over eighteen to become members, and then only locking the porny posts.

That way she didn't have to go through friends journals, or worry about dealing with her own LJ's flist and filters all the time..

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[identity profile] sarolynne.livejournal.com - 2007-08-18 20:47 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] rayemars.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...Team 7 has my deepest sympathies if they have to fight that ginormous wolf-thing. Eek.

[identity profile] lissiel.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Happy birthday!
2) I am an adult, and happen to much enjoy your pr0nz.
3) You sound pretty set on staying, and I know people have already mentioned it, but I wanted to give IJ another little pimp. The owner/site-manager seems pretty chill and responsive to his customers, there are a lot of people over there with more moving every day, and...honestly, with your track record? You're a nutjob-magnet, and I think it's not that unlikely that eventually someone will see something you did, get jealous, and report you just out of spite, and if that happened, none of these measures would protect you under LJ's current stated-and-acted-upon policy. :/ Mirroring your journal at least might be a good idea. But it's your call, just putting that out there.

[identity profile] springinstep.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have anything like a link where I can take a look at this policy of dA's for myself? I'm typing keywords into the FAQ but not getting far at the moment.

In the mean time, I'd like to request to be added if and when the filter is figured. True, I lurk, but it's always a good time to read/view some porn that's been done well.

[identity profile] hiza-chan.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
comment! ^-^

[identity profile] drich.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Happy Birthday!!!
2. Yes, fics & pics please.
3. I second kitedream's advice. LJ has had it's 2 strikes. And with the confusion still swirling around, it's bound to change again for the worse.
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[identity profile] jadecat78.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I added to the filter?

[identity profile] inane-romance.livejournal.com 2007-08-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Please to be adding me? D:

I don't know hardly anything about LJ, I only occasionally post scenes from my roleplays and stories here. Other than that, all my LJ-time is devoted to checking on your journal and your fanfiction. I therefore have no words of consolation and must sit in my pool of cluelessness and wonder wtf is happening?

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