on naruto and characterization...

[askerian]

recycled Naruto rant that makes me come off like an elitist, controlling bitch.

I don't begrudge people the right to enjoy fics using a looser sense of canon, they can be very fun as well; I just get a bit twitchy when that fanon is so accepted that it becomes strange to actually use stuff that's not totally raping canon. Also, I desperately needed something to rant about, so here. Whatever.

oh god i can't read NaruSasu fics anymore, I just can't find any new fics that don't make me barf. noooo. I don't want to lose all enjoyment of that pairing, damn it, they're the closest thing I've ever had to an OTP. T_T /whine

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Re: True.

[askerian]

:D Don't mind if someone EATS YOUR SOUL then. XD

though as a parody... heh, betcha most people won't notice.

Re: True.

[matthias-drake.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. And that's a very depressing thought.

Re: True.

[matthias-drake.livejournal.com]

I've got it! The Worst Story Ever, in but a few sentences. The buffet is now closing to prevent people from throwing rotten fruit at me.

"Alas," Naruto sighed, "Sakura does not love me. My life is a waste, though I have gained some small happiness by discovering that my father was the Yondaime and I have had a sister in Kirigakure-no-Sato all of these years, and that I have inherited the illustrious and mighty bloodline of my clan. Shall I end my woe by death?"

In the midst of his ponderings, a woman passed by, and he tipped his hat to her (for Naruto had begun to dress properly, in recent times) good-naturedly and murmured good day. She flicked him off.

"Oh? Well FUCK YOU!" He yelled at her as she continued about her way, and when she was out of sight, he began so sob quietly.

"No one loves me!" He cryed, and continued to wallow in his misery, there in the park, for some time, until he felt a hand pat him on the back. He looked up. It was a dark-haired man, though his features were blurred by Naruto's tears.

"Iruka?" He asked.

"No," Said Sasuke, "It's me."

"...I had given up on seeing you again." Naruto said hesitantly, unable, as often, to find his words.

"I came back," The other said, "Because I love you."

-Fin-


So yeah, I couldn't work all of them in there. Alas, I am an inferior writer. But by Jove, I tried.

Re: True.

[askerian]

*cries like a girl and runs off* TT___TT SCAARED.

Re: True.

[matthias-drake.livejournal.com]

All it needs now is a male Mary-sue character stealing Sasuke's heart and leaving Naruto to pine again =D