askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Naruto_End of an Era)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2006-04-19 04:05 pm
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on naruto and characterization...

recycled Naruto rant that makes me come off like an elitist, controlling bitch.

I don't begrudge people the right to enjoy fics using a looser sense of canon, they can be very fun as well; I just get a bit twitchy when that fanon is so accepted that it becomes strange to actually use stuff that's not totally raping canon. Also, I desperately needed something to rant about, so here. Whatever.

oh god i can't read NaruSasu fics anymore, I just can't find any new fics that don't make me barf. noooo. I don't want to lose all enjoyment of that pairing, damn it, they're the closest thing I've ever had to an OTP. T_T /whine

[identity profile] gothicstargrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I've been in the mood to write some NaruSasu, if you wanted a particular kind of fic. It wouldn't be very long, and it might end up with about six pages of arguing (once Naruto gets started, Sasuke feels he has to finish it, and Naruto never lets him have the last word, and the next thing I know I've got dialogue consisting of nothing but "BASTARD!" "IDIOT!" "BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD!" "WASTE OF OXYGEN!" "BASTARD~!"), but it would be non-angsty and weeping uke-free! :D

And I found the "even if he falls in love with a guy, Naruto still likes boobies" part of the rant inspiring: [link] (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/gothicstargrl/naruto_simplemath2.gif)

(It's been done before, but I can't remember if I'd drawn a chibicomic of it or not. XD;; And I swear I can draw better breasts than that, under normal circumstances. Not sure exactly what counts as a normal circumstance, but I can!)