My sense of humor is probably way too strange for something like this, but I'll try to help. *thinks*
...Bah, I'm gonna cheat and give you a drabble I wrote a while ago but never did anything with it. XD You can use it if you want, and if you need me to I can rewrite it script-style so it can translate it into a comic a little easier. :3 ----
As clouds slowly dissipated from around the newly Sexy-no-Jutsu'ed Naruto, he noticed something strange.
Nothing was happening. No nosebleeds, no fainting, just blank staring and rather confused blinking.
"...How come it didn't work!?" he yowled, looking down. Large breasts, perfectly rounded hips--he even made the body appear, err, shaved in certain places. Who could resist a girl like this?
His opponent blinked once more, sighed a bit, and then chuckled. "Naruto-kun?"
Naruto looked up. "Yeah, snake-bastard?"
Orochimaru tried--and failed miserably--to contain his amused smile. "I have absolutely no attraction to women."
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...Bah, I'm gonna cheat and give you a drabble I wrote a while ago but never did anything with it. XD You can use it if you want, and if you need me to I can rewrite it script-style so it can translate it into a comic a little easier. :3
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As clouds slowly dissipated from around the newly Sexy-no-Jutsu'ed Naruto, he noticed something strange.
Nothing was happening. No nosebleeds, no fainting, just blank staring and rather confused blinking.
"...How come it didn't work!?" he yowled, looking down. Large breasts, perfectly rounded hips--he even made the body appear, err, shaved in certain places. Who could resist a girl like this?
His opponent blinked once more, sighed a bit, and then chuckled. "Naruto-kun?"
Naruto looked up. "Yeah, snake-bastard?"
Orochimaru tried--and failed miserably--to contain his amused smile. "I have absolutely no attraction to women."
"...I kinda just noticed that."
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It made sense at the time. XD;;;