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chubby chibi~
Pic of my Gaia Online character Asher. ♥ I love that chibi style. I love it so much, I want to draw tons of funny stuff with it. T______T ♥
And, coincidence! It so happens that I've got to draw a few humoristic short comics for my fanzine. And i've got like no ideas. At all. *massive suckage*
So, um. *fidgets*
I can draw Naruto and Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist maybe? (never tried), mayyyybe Harry Potter...
If anyone has an idea (that can be done in a page or two, maybe three, and provided I can draw it), I'll love you forever, and yes you will be credited for the idea. 'cause I suck. I really suck.
It needs to be funny (we don't do romance without humor, and we definitely don't do angst, unless it's wangst and someone else is mocking it), and I'm not that good at detailed backgrounds, and it can't be a private joke 'cause we're going to sell it to total strangers. (it also needs to be translatable to french, sadly, since the fanzine is printed in french. 'course i'll probably translate some of it back to english once we're done selling the 'zine and post it online.) Oh and one or two jokes based on most recent scanlations is okay, but we're just barely getting started on the Sasuke in a barrel arc in here, so preferably not too much. I'm not sure how far we got with the FMA manga...
I'd like to pay you for the ideas, but I'm not even getting paid myself. We're a non-profit association and all funds go back into printing the 'zine and paying for a dealer's table at conventions. It's all purely for fun.
So... yeah. *begs* ;__; Don't feel like you have to have an idea right now, the offer's probably going to be open for a few weeks. ^___^;
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A Bruce Lee parody of Enter the dragon and you get Gai's turtle instead.
Gai dressed up a la Saturday Night Fever.
Tenten has a crush on Neji--- but really wants to play with his hair.
Neji, the eighth bird, and why you should remember that 'a bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.'
Mikoto's secret-- dressing up Itachi and Sasuke as girls when they were small. Explains the lipstick and nailpolish.
Kisame and Nemo.
A Kisame, kisama joke; are you doing puns?
Ino pulling a mind switch jutsu on Sasuke then doing a strip dance for herself in a mirror.
Shino finding a rare bug and Kiba steps on it accidentally, chase scene with peeved Shino.
Hinata being cute and wanting to learn medicine, then Tsunade cries 'kawaii' and smothers Hinata with her breasts.
Naruto does Team 7's clothes and Sakura's red dress turns Sasuke's shorts pink.
I have no idea if any of these will be useful, but I hope they will.
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Ino pulling a mind switch jutsu on Sasuke then doing a strip dance for herself in a mirror.
Naruto does Team 7's clothes and Sakura's red dress turns Sasuke's shorts pink.
You Win at Life.
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Kisame, Iruka. Love at first sight or at least first meal.
Orochi-kun dressing up Sasuke as a maiko (lil geisha girl), explains the white make-up.
Orochimaru as the lost KISS band member from 1975.
Cont. from the laundry mess, Naruto shrinks all of Team's 7, clothes-- Sasuke's shirt actually fits, Kakashi is wearing capris, Naruto can't fit into his jacket, and Sakura's zipper keeps unzipping itself.
Shikamaru uses his shadow skills to make a conga line with the Sound Four.
Cosplay: Card Captor Sakura. Magical wands can be used to choke people.
Jiraiya's Super Secret Jutsu: Strip no Jutsu.