Silliness with Heerookami

[askerian]

Askerian: i had the most prr-worthy muse scene going through my head. *_*
Askerian: it's from the 'verse in my head where the garou'verse keeps crossing over with just about every other gundam wing fic i read or write. XD this time it was werewolf heero/girl heero
JoIsBishMyoga: oooooh

Askerian: they already knew each other from before, i think. first she arrives in a summer dress because her normal clothes had an accident, and Duo is all *oh my god this is so WRONG yet SO RIGHT* *circle circle* and she's all =__= *suddenly there is a gun under your nose!*
Askerian: and he's both "ahaha umm" and "... did you pull it from under your skirt was there a panty flash"
JoIsBishMyoga: Was there a panty flash? :-D
Askerian: probably :-D
Askerian: and later there's the "is there LACE on your bra" thing and girlheero's like "... relena."
Askerian: duo: *... happy lesbian thoughts* --um sorry. relena is buying your underthings? RELENA?
... it's not like i knew how to wear those things.
... well. i guess. *still, happy thoughts of changing room shenanigans*
g!h: *side look* I hear it's pretty ordinary for girls to do this kind of thing amongst each other. It's not actually anything but platonic.
duo: *rueful laugh* yeah, I know. Just, haha. um.
g!h: ....... >__> ... now teaching me to kiss on the other hand
duo: *DOUBLETAKE what, really???? o___o
g!h: >_> No.
duo: *wilts* aw, man.
g!h: u.u I already knew.
were!heero: ... now you're just jerking his chain.
JoIsBishMyoga: You have learned humor well, Padawan.
Askerian: anyway after that since they have other guests they don't know where girlheero is gonna sleep, so wolfheero shrugs and says their bed is big enough for three. Duo is all *chagrined laughter-whine*
Askerian: duo: ... i think i'll sleep in the bathtub.
w!heero: ...?
duo: .__. i'm not sleeping in the middle (because he's being kinda perv/flirty with her and he doesn't want anyone to think he's gonna act on it), but if you did i'd have shiny happy twincest thoughts all night and be unable to sleep.
w!h: ... and if you sleep in the bathtub you won't have thoughts about what we're getting up to while you're not here? *doubtful look*
duo: ... pff, as if. Nah. That'd be cheating, i know you wouldn't. *soft smile*
*... some kissing ensues*
Askerian: then later that night heero is all "come to bed, duo" and then he gets to watch as heero and heero get it on. XD
JoIsBishMyoga: :33333
JoIsBishMyoga: ilu ♥
Askerian: no touching girl!heero though. he doesn't even really want to, anyway, it's just, whoa, his fantasy
Askerian: in my headcanon wolf heero did sleep with one of his doubles at some point XDDD (he's a slut, they have a joke going around that the only reason most heero are almost asexual is he's hoarding everyone's share of perviness)
JoIsBishMyoga: pffhahaha
Askerian: and when someone asked him how it was he shrugged and went "more like masturbation than sex. He did nothing for me visually and nothing he did really surprised me either."
(Duo: ... Masturbation is also hot!)
Askerian: and girlheero has her own issues with people from her world, where she'd like to sleep with a guy just fine, only she doesn't want strings attached and duo and wufei are both romantically interested in her and she doesn't have a preference and knows this would only escalate their competition over her, which is already getting on her nerves
Askerian: so hey. everyone's happy.
JoIsBishMyoga: Except her Duo and Wufei. :-D
Askerian: XDD what they don't know won't hurt them!
Askerian: anyway so the heero-on-heero has mostly silence between them, slow and steady, and girl-heero riding on top. also half the time wolfheero is looking at duo, who's watching from the side of the bed in complete fascination.
JoIsBishMyoga: Why did I just picture an extremely suicidal Duo squeezing girlHeero's boobs and going "honk honk"?
Askerian: pffhahaha
JoIsBishMyoga: From behind so he gets a good angle. :-D
Askerian: XDD

Askerian: anyway duo explaining his attracting to girlheero to wolfheero: i'm in love with YOU, okay. But... I'm also in LUST with you, and she's YOU but with BOOBS, and you're like super hot, and SHE's like superhot, AND supercute. I'm sorry, I can't help it okay ;__;
Askerian: Poor Duo is getting buttons pushed he didn't even know he had.

Askerian: btw the different 'verses all get christened with different codenames, for ease of understanding, instead of "this is the Quatre from the 'verse where Heero has a split personality thing going on and the Trowa from where Duo is a necromancer."
Askerian: The werebeasties of course are all using their animal. the girlHeero I think is getting nicknamed Yuri and she kinda hates it. XD
JoIsBishMyoga: hahaha
Askerian: well, she half doesn't mind, a codename is a codename, but it makes her twitch knowing what goes in puma!Duo's head every time he uses it.
Askerian: also it's supposed to be an elegant, feminine name. >__> f** y'all.
Askerian: when her clothes aren't drenched in mud usually she wears jeans and tanktops and jean vests like any other heero dammit.
JoIsBishMyoga: *points and laughs* *and then runs away and hides in the deepest and most hidden bunker she can find*

Comments

[askerian]

Italics are REALLY FUN.

The theory is that all Heeros are on a bell curve of Heeroness, and in the middle there is that perfect Heero who is like the perfect central point, and therefore he would be kind of. well. average. since he wouldn't be special in any special way. XD And most Heeros tend to be often not very horny or even asexual, or even if sexual, not REALLY aggressive with getting their needs met/unapologetic about it, whereas Ookami!Heero has already banged his way through his fellow pilots plus Zechs and Hilde by the time he hits twenty. >__> Obviously he's an outlier on the curve, pulling the Heero-libido average closer to the Normal People-libido average.

Duo is fun! u.u-b How far have you gotten, still in the twenties?

[komorin.livejournal.com]

Wow, I wonder what a non-special Heero looks like. X'3 I like the curve explanation, though, that'd be a great base for so much AU-ness and, well, clones-meeting-and-not-being-boring(/bored). *____* I wasn't going to read the were 'verse before watching, but hmm. You just made that Heero sound oddly interesting.

... Still in the twenties. orz As I said, I get sick often, aaand I just got hit by another fever. My luck is horrible. Seriously. I wonder if it's chronic.

[askerian]

That perfectly average Heero is so far purely theory. In an infinite multiverse any trait a single Heero can have is also present in infinite numbers of Heeros, which alas makes adding them all up to compare rather hard.

... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO seriously, it's much shinier in my head than I managed to get it on paper. I mean, okay, I liked some of the ideas obviously, but the execution was really bad in a lot of places. D:

eep. Yeah, sounds like it could be chronic, you do seem to get sick pretty often. is it always the same symptoms, or do you have a generally bad immune system? @_@

[komorin.livejournal.com]

Ah, the most common problem in fanfiction - after OOC/weird views on characters/ignoring canon. Which you don't usually do. Well, it's always better to read something with a nice idea behind it (and fill in with your own headcanon for it) than something that leaves you either screaming or depressed at the utter lack of... everything that makes a fic good.

Oh, oops, sorry; rant time over. ;; It just seems to me there are fewer and fewer good fics going around.

I didn't think I did, to be honest, but I guess it's pretty bad by now. Illness->lack of sleep->weaker immune system->sick again and so on. Not all of it is actually getting sick, sometimes I just get hit by bad luck and get complications from normal operations.