It's been a while! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LONGER.

Part of a review for the cyborg fic:
I worship this story but Sasuke better end up on top.

It's someone pressing my buttons just to see me flip my lid, right? It totally is.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yeah.

It totally is.

It's working, too. *eyetwitch*

QUICK PEOPLE!! TO THE TL;DR AUTHORSNOTEMOBILE!~

( RAR. )

I swear if I get too much of these I'll just take off the cyborg fic off ffnet and only post it on LJ. ~__~

But yeah. They're not going to have intercourse for a good long while. Sasuke's not even used to handjobs, which is something every boy does the second they figure out their danglies like being petted. He needs to figure that out first. Then he needs to get used to the way the sensory input is different *all over* when you're wired for sexual pleasure. Which means lots of caresses. Probably grinding. Naruto needs to explain to him why kissing and necking is good, and needs to teach him about secondary erogenous zones, his and his partner's and the way to find them. Sasuke's not going to be anything but clumsy and wary for a long while -- they're most definitely NOT going to have intercourse easily! They'll probably keep to handjobs and blowjobs for a while -- and then only if Sasuke locks down his motor functions because breaking Naruto's neck with an unexpected, out of control thrust isn't really all that sexy and he would most definitely not control himself properly for weeks, perhaps even months.

Once he gets the hang of tab-A-slot-B, they'll *switch*. Because Naruto will want him to try it all, and because Sasuke will be bored as hell if there isn't an element of power struggle in their relationship.

STOP DRIVING ME AWAY FROM THE SASUNARU FANDOM, YOU "OOOH OF COURSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SO VIRILE" ASSWIPES.


... I feel better. Been way too long since my last explosion. XD;
*edits for more appropriate icon* :D ♥

u.u;;;;;

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



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ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD