u.u;;;;;

[askerian]

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



-- edit
ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD

Comments

[trowacko.livejournal.com]

you *are* supposed to write just for them and you only when they let you XP you signed the contract - it was the fine print! if you don't remember signing that contract...... there was still fine print and it's binding! lack of signature and/or soul notwithstanding XDD

[askerian]

... DDDDDDDDDDDD;

nuuhhhhhh come and watch it with uuuuusss ;;_____;;*looks cute and helpless*

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

Lol

U r so funny!

<3

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

*Will give it a try^^*

Hey I read that crack comic of yours and while it was interesting you should have labelled it as AU for sure!!! We all know that Kyuubi is BLUE!!!
If only you had made him blue this would have been a perfect Team7 comic. So please for the sake of us readers change Kyuubi's colour! Remember BLUE!!!
Oh BTW...I am totally such a fan of yours can you please concrit my own comic at deviantart?!?!? That would make me so thankies....ROLLOL :X

*how was that?* *hides my IP from Asuka*

[askerian]

*... SNERK*

I lose, i totally lose, I can't come up with anything to counter that. XD

I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

SASUKE SHOULD TOP ALWAYS *shot*

SAKURA'S TEH PINK COCKROACH OF DOOM. WHO LIKES PINK EW. Why do you even have her in your fics, man D: It's just not right.

You better kill her off >:| I'll stop reading if you don't. Yeah, that's right. You better fear my boycott.

Re: I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[mitsuhachi.livejournal.com]

OMG! Sasuke is like the biggest fag evar! You NEED sakura there because then it's just like yuri and THAT'S HOT!!!! + Ur just jealous cuz she's hotter than u!!!! Ur prolly a fag 2!!! Shu up!!! U cnt' talk to Asuka-sama liek that! WE lv her just like hse is, an wil red w/e!!!! Asuka-smama 4EVA!!!! GRR!

(sort of cringing over here at having written that. Sorry.)

[terraminuit.livejournal.com]

Hiiii!! I was reading your Teamwork fic and omg! Why in the world would you put Sakura in there! Everyone knows yaoi is the best! Duh. ^-^; I think there should be more yaoi and Sakura should go off with Lee! Everyone knows she HATES Naruto and she doesn't even like Sasuke anymore! It's totally canon. Well yeah, I think you should do that and the fic would be so much better! Oh and Kyuubi sucks.Bah. Stupid freaking fox.

[book-people.livejournal.com]

ZOMGUSUX!!!!!!! sASUKE AND NARUTO ARE TOTOALLY NOT SLUTTY FREAKS LIKE THAT!!!!!!! nEST TIME YOUI WRITE A FIC WRITE THEM WITH GIRLS (LIKE SASUKE WITH HINATA BECAUSE dUH THEY ARE MEANT TO BE!!!) OR YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO HELL WITH THE OTHER PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!`~~!1

(whew. That was harder than I thought. Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with soap. ;D)

[(Anonymous)]

I was horrified by your story Teamwork! The Holy Bible clearly condemns homosexuality because it is dirty and wrong. Since you're writing about such sinful things, you clearly will burn in Hell for all time. Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman!



(Wow, typing that, even if it's not real, made me hate myself a little.) ~Makani, a lurker

[askerian]

Hey, if Abraham could have two wives, one of which his half-sister and another one his cousin, one woman with two husbands she ain't related to is good enough for me. :D

(♥)

[dacaktty.livejournal.com]

*cries as her IQ drips out of her ears from reading all the posts*

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Haven't you read the manga lately?! Just look at how seme Sasuke has proven he is over the timeskip! Look at those muscles! Look at how tall he is! (;;;;) HOW COULD ANYONE BE SEME TO HIM! 'o'

But Kishimoto needs to learn to draw Naruto more uke! Ew, he has muscles sometimes in Part II! Other mangaka are so much better at drawing their ukes to look like ukes!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

WTF do umean, no more Garoo?!?!?!?! I ♥ that fic and ugot 2 finish it an drite sakwels or Illl h8 u 4evah and com to ur hose & beat u up!!!!!!!!!1111!

((Hello, dead horse. Meet the fangirl, she'll be in charge of beating you today. XD))

[askerian]

*FLEES LIKE THE WIND* YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE~

((why do i still have my garou icon. D: ))

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just got back from deviantart and I found your gallery and I just wanted to let you know you suck for stealing so much artwork! You've got, like 20 things I've seen in other people's galleries. And they totally friended you and EVERYTHING. Why'd you take credit for something people worked so hard on??? You SUCK!

Also, what's with all the kids having sex? You know that pedophilia is illegal in the United States, right?

[askerian]

U HOR I DIDN STEAL THEM ARE U CALIN ME A PLAGERIST THEIR THE 1s WHO STOLE FRM ME! MY PICCIES WERE 1ST!

(man that remind meh teh other day i saw that book n it like RIPD OF lrod of teh rings11!1! thiefs everywhere ew.)


n their not kids u h0r their pigmy. H8ER OF NOT TALL PPL!

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

u dont rite enuff or draw enuff don u no i chek ur jurnal evry 5 minites an i wanna see new stuf all the time how dare u not post new stuf u hor an y havan u updted that 1 ficcie i wanna see em hav sex i cant beleve u arnt tellin us wat happanz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

(On a side note, having to go back and manually screw up my spelling was a great deal of fun XD)

[bluefate.livejournal.com]

OMG, why is Sasuke in this threesome? Everyone knows Sasuke is a horrible, traitor who should die. Really, he's so screwed up it's torture not to kill him!! (Not that he doesn't deserve torture for what he puts people through) I mean, come on?!! Even if it's his beloved older brother, what type of idiot follows the directions of the man who murdered their entire family? Any fic with the basis that Sasuke comes back to Konoha is impossible right off the back, because Sasuke has too much pride and forcing it leads to someone's death.
Besides, threesomes never work as a rule. It's wishful thinking.

Also: Why can't you write Gaara? He's only the best character in the series. Naruto may be Jesus, but Gaara actually died and came back to life.

[askerian]

Naruto may be Jesus, but Gaara actually died and came back to life.
... *dies* *is resurrected by the power of Gaara's awesome* *dies again*

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

omg i leik totully luv ur werk!!!1! but u gotta add my charrie, ull luv her see she's naruto's identicl twin sister jennifer (named after my bestest best friend ever!!) and they were seperated at birth but he remembers her enoguh to base his sexy-jootsu on her except she wears clothes (hot topic cute!) and her hair is purple (a much better purple than hinaats or anko's, though!!!) and her eyes are silver this is a very important plot point because the hokage of star sealed the ten-tail invisible pink unicorn into her at birth and it means that she can kick all the tails' asses and do amazing healing and sing so that all the animals come to purr at her feet and see you love her now so you gotta write a storie about her! i'll tell you the whole thing in email and then you can write it for me.

[(Anonymous)]

...

I think I broke something laughing ^^

[(Anonymous)]

Zomg I ttly lurv ur Teamwork but in teh Teamwork 2 there was liek no sasusaku yo. There was narusasu and sakunaru but no sasusaku smexyness. ZOMG! TEH BALANCE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!

* I never knew it would be so hard to talk like this @__@ *

[shiryu-yugure.livejournal.com]

DDDD:

YOU! You write a Team Seven love and you don't put Kakashi in?! DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEH SEXEH SENSEI PWNS ALL!111!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A WRITER! FOURSOME, DAMMIT! And what about the other teams?11!! There's nothing to suggest that Team Seven is the only threesome in Konoha!

D< I don't love you anymore. ;_;

(o.o That was a little crazy and random... even for me... and I'm not so sure my perverted side disagrees with the rant o_O;;)

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

OHMAHGOD ASUKZ MY LOVE YEW HAFF GOT TO KILL OFF TAHT TRAITOR SAUCEKAY HE HAS TOTALLY LIKE RUEND URE FIKZ TO DEATH AND STUFF! >O

HE DUZ NOT DESERVVE SAKUURACHANZ LOVELY AWESOOME FLOWERY PINK LVOE OF NICENESS YO! She is like so like kawwaiiii and should so toatally be withz that bishi Itachiknuun because hez so cool and radz and they totally love each other like TRU LUV YO. *O*!!!

YU NEED TO RITE A FIK WHUR SAKURACHHAN GETZ A DEMON SEALED INSIDE HER SO THAT ITACHIKUUM CAN SAVEZ HER AND THEY CAN FALL IN TRU LVE AND FLY AWAY INTO THE SUNSTZ ON DEIDRAZ FLYING THING OF FLIGHTNESS. :DDDDDDDDDD

ohya that naruto guy needz to be bitchslappppped by hinnatachan becuz hez so uhblivous to hur TRU LUV. OMG HE NEEDZ TO BEE THROUWN OF A CLIF BCUZ KIBAAKUUN IZ SO MUCH NICER!

(( Stopping here because it's too painful to go on and I can't stop laughing. xD
Might come back later if I get a second wind. ;3 ))

[tsukiuchiha666.livejournal.com]

OMG...

This if fucking insane...

LOL. WOW.

You know people love you when they are crazy enough to create fake flame wars for you.... it's that or some of them actually mean it and are getting away with it.... O.O

Let's stick to them loving you.... ^^

[blackheisei.livejournal.com]

::delurks::

i asked u for concrit and you said you would, but you siad mean thigs about me! I never use two much japanese, becuase japanese is SUGOI! adn I have an internatonal certificate sayig I use good japanese. you need to be nicer when you give reveiws becasue concrit hurts feelings!

....will you read a fic I wrote?


(::winces:: )

[darksea.livejournal.com]

((Going my own way here...))

Dude, so I was, like, reading your "Teamwork" thing the other day? And it was, like, SO COOL, you know, I just HAD to read it all at once, so I like totally skipped out on class and stuff. But dude, you gotta get rid of Sakura, cuz she's got, like, pink hair, and, you know, no chest. NO CHEST. How can you expect manly guys like Naruto and Sasuke to stick with a boobless chick? It just ain't RIGHT, man. They should, like, totally walk out on her and go with someone better, like, you know, Hinata or something. Yeah. You should use Hinata instead. I'd so totally do Hinata.

Dude! What if it was Hinata and some other big breasted chick! Like, if Naruto made a girly bunshin or something, cuz his Sexy-no-Jutsu is HOT, man. And seriously, two manly dudes liek Naruto and Sasuke? There's, like, NO WAY they'd get turned on by each other. It's the BOOBs. They need more boobs. And a girl a piece. You know?

Anyway, it was a totally rad story, man.

((... and I'm a girl. I should feel violated.))

[arminaskitty.livejournal.com]

........*twitch*..............*snerk*............*cough*..........WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH *tries to breath* AHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA*Chokes**Dies*
*In hel- er- heaven* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Satan:*chucks rock* Shut the F**k up already! You're dead!
nice valley girl, you're awesome. I think I need to try the... if I can...
A.S.

*is going to kill herself for this later*

[viper-s.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! i red ur fic Teawrk n dud wth wer u smkin?!1?! 1st SAURKA?1?!/ WTFH?/1?1! pink, ewewweweewwewwww!!1! n bstrd bbys?!/ wtf id wrog wit u?1!? ur gon 2 bun n HEL 4 tis!!!1! gld wont evr 4giv u!!11! n evry1 nos tat nautro isnt a fag!!1!! es toaly n luv wit hniata!!!1! n sausk shod jus drup ded!!!1!!!!11! afr evrytin e did e shod b sot one sit!!!!!!!1! n os shod u 4 havin hi n ur sory111!!!!! n havin skarua n ter 2!!!1!! n no hianta n nruato luv1!!!!1! ur a frek1!!!!1! a sik frek!!!11! i hop u di!!!111!! ur a fukin hor!!!11! die bich!!!111!1!!!!

[I actually had to type it all out properly and then go back and misspell everything. I'm going to hang myself now...]

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Sakura is clearly your Mary Sue. Deny it all you want, but it's obvious. Teamwork robs her of all the virtues she's developed in part two and makes her into a whiny little princess.

Also, the fact that you actually believe SasuSaku will be canon is baffling, hilarious, and of course, mind-numbingly stupid.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

You're a social recluse who's emotionally dependent on the internet, a furry, and a virgin who writes cartoon porn. The fact that you can't get into a real relationship is not a surprise. Any insult I can think up pales in comparison to these facts.

Fake? I can do that.

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

I hated "Tears of a Librarian" so much I threw up a little in my mouth while reading it. I also died a little inside. How you could bestow the hideous work of fiction on to mankind is beyond me.

And just so you know, things like that aren't supposed to go into that hole. It's just wrong, sick and wrong.

I have now lost all faith in humanity and am leaving the fandom forever. Thanks a lot.