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It's been a while! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LONGER.
Part of a review for the cyborg fic:
I worship this story but Sasuke better end up on top.
It's someone pressing my buttons just to see me flip my lid, right? It totally is.
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Yeah.
It totally is.
It's working, too. *eyetwitch*
QUICK PEOPLE!! TO THE TL;DR AUTHORSNOTEMOBILE!~
Oh boy. :D And here I was, all happy that there would be no author notes of DOOM to this chapter.
Seriously, I'll say it again. It will be the last time I say it, too. Next time I have to post about it, I might just take this fic off ffnet and keep it where only people I know get to read it.
WHO TOPS DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO THIS STORY. But since several of you seem to wonder about it day and night, I'll be nice and summarize the clues so far :
Naruto's had sex before. Sasuke doesn't even know why sex is interesting. Naruto's had balls and been playing with them all his life. Sasuke isn't even equipped yet. Naruto's the one who flirts. Sasuke's the one who doesn't know how to respond. Naruto's the one who has porn mags. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and wonders what the big deal is. Naruto's the one who touches people all the time. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and knows exactly where to push to break them, and isn't always sure why he shouldn't.
Yeeaah, Sasuke's totally going to throw down Naruto and skillfully bring him to unimaginable heights of pleasure with his new magic cock the first time they ever get to it. :|
(Just in case. That was sarcasm. If Sasuke's dick ends up in Naruto's ass the first time they try intercourse, it will be because Naruto put it there himself.)
I swear if I get too much of these I'll just take off the cyborg fic off ffnet and only post it on LJ. ~__~
But yeah. They're not going to have intercourse for a good long while. Sasuke's not even used to handjobs, which is something every boy does the second they figure out their danglies like being petted. He needs to figure that out first. Then he needs to get used to the way the sensory input is different *all over* when you're wired for sexual pleasure. Which means lots of caresses. Probably grinding. Naruto needs to explain to him why kissing and necking is good, and needs to teach him about secondary erogenous zones, his and his partner's and the way to find them. Sasuke's not going to be anything but clumsy and wary for a long while -- they're most definitely NOT going to have intercourse easily! They'll probably keep to handjobs and blowjobs for a while -- and then only if Sasuke locks down his motor functions because breaking Naruto's neck with an unexpected, out of control thrust isn't really all that sexy and he would most definitely not control himself properly for weeks, perhaps even months.
Once he gets the hang of tab-A-slot-B, they'll *switch*. Because Naruto will want him to try it all, and because Sasuke will be bored as hell if there isn't an element of power struggle in their relationship.
STOP DRIVING ME AWAY FROM THE SASUNARU FANDOM, YOU "OOOH OF COURSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SO VIRILE" ASSWIPES.
... I feel better. Been way too long since my last explosion. XD;
*edits for more appropriate icon* :D ♥
I worship this story but Sasuke better end up on top.
It's someone pressing my buttons just to see me flip my lid, right? It totally is.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yeah.
It totally is.
It's working, too. *eyetwitch*
QUICK PEOPLE!! TO THE TL;DR AUTHORSNOTEMOBILE!~
Oh boy. :D And here I was, all happy that there would be no author notes of DOOM to this chapter.
Seriously, I'll say it again. It will be the last time I say it, too. Next time I have to post about it, I might just take this fic off ffnet and keep it where only people I know get to read it.
WHO TOPS DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO THIS STORY. But since several of you seem to wonder about it day and night, I'll be nice and summarize the clues so far :
Naruto's had sex before. Sasuke doesn't even know why sex is interesting. Naruto's had balls and been playing with them all his life. Sasuke isn't even equipped yet. Naruto's the one who flirts. Sasuke's the one who doesn't know how to respond. Naruto's the one who has porn mags. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and wonders what the big deal is. Naruto's the one who touches people all the time. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and knows exactly where to push to break them, and isn't always sure why he shouldn't.
Yeeaah, Sasuke's totally going to throw down Naruto and skillfully bring him to unimaginable heights of pleasure with his new magic cock the first time they ever get to it. :|
(Just in case. That was sarcasm. If Sasuke's dick ends up in Naruto's ass the first time they try intercourse, it will be because Naruto put it there himself.)
I swear if I get too much of these I'll just take off the cyborg fic off ffnet and only post it on LJ. ~__~
But yeah. They're not going to have intercourse for a good long while. Sasuke's not even used to handjobs, which is something every boy does the second they figure out their danglies like being petted. He needs to figure that out first. Then he needs to get used to the way the sensory input is different *all over* when you're wired for sexual pleasure. Which means lots of caresses. Probably grinding. Naruto needs to explain to him why kissing and necking is good, and needs to teach him about secondary erogenous zones, his and his partner's and the way to find them. Sasuke's not going to be anything but clumsy and wary for a long while -- they're most definitely NOT going to have intercourse easily! They'll probably keep to handjobs and blowjobs for a while -- and then only if Sasuke locks down his motor functions because breaking Naruto's neck with an unexpected, out of control thrust isn't really all that sexy and he would most definitely not control himself properly for weeks, perhaps even months.
Once he gets the hang of tab-A-slot-B, they'll *switch*. Because Naruto will want him to try it all, and because Sasuke will be bored as hell if there isn't an element of power struggle in their relationship.
STOP DRIVING ME AWAY FROM THE SASUNARU FANDOM, YOU "OOOH OF COURSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SO VIRILE" ASSWIPES.
... I feel better. Been way too long since my last explosion. XD;
*edits for more appropriate icon* :D ♥
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<3
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What's getting you all squeeful? The long period of petting training, or the possibility of a broken neck? XDDD
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The petting training, most definitely. Sad as it is to say, at this point in my life I have read enough porn that the 'perfectly executed super orgasms sex' just isn't interesting anymore. Petting and awkwardness and slow development? New! Different! Nifty!
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^___^ I can see this starting as a caress here, a kiss in the neck there... they'd be working in the shop and Naruto would just. Touch him. From time to time.
Also I have this scene in mind of Sasuke getting used to the new good feeling = sexual arousal thing (before, good feeling was just good feeling) and adjusting himself without thinking at work because his underwear is tickling him. Sakura: *NOTICES* :O
It would crack me up so bad. XD
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Though, yeeeah, I have faith that Naruto would think of that. He's seen some of what Sasuke's capable of, after all.
Oh. Oh, God. Sakura! Sasuke! I will <3 you so much if you do write that. SO. MUCH.
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O rly. ~ ♥
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Ahaha, broken neck. I think you just gave me a drabble bunny for my newest fandom XD~~
And man, sometimes I'm tempted to leave you fake!comments, just to see you rant. I love your rants <3 ;_;
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oh my, evil. D:
... DDDD: I would probably try to kill you dead and eat your corpse. But if you want to leave me fake!reviews here, i'll rant back. >D bitching can be so fun. fufufufu.
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a pit >.>
i haven't been there since i was like... 15? and NC17 was still up? Actually, I'm pretty sure I quit ff.net when they took down the NC17 fics....
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Bah, most of the reviews I get are great, it's just that handful of imbeciles that makes me bristle. ^^; Sure, lots of the fics there are shit, but then it's true everywhere. No other site really gives as much exposure as ffnet.
... it just sucks that with more reviews come more idiots, is all. ~_____~;;;;
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yea, we need to get rid of those idiots somehow >.>
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Ya' know what, idiot peoples? Just shut the heck up! In case you haven't noticed, It's MY fic! I can do whatever the heck I want with it, including taking it down! If you homophobics can't get your minds around the idea that homosexuality ISN'T EVIL (novel concept I know), then take you're narrow-mindedness /elsewhere/, away from me. There are plenty of yaoi fans that will be going 'WOOT' when I finally get to the snuggles and others that will going 'Lemons! Where are the Lemons?', so my fic won't be ruined.
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Wow, I feel better. I think I had that rant stored up for a while. Sorry if that got annoying. Really just wanted to say "I feel the hurt girlfrined!" Hiding now, ja
A.S.
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It's just kind of insulting in that case not to be trusted to write it right, but I guess I can't ask people to just trust I could do it without any proof. Still, it's one thing to point out possible pitfalls, but the demanding "my personal preferences better appear in your fic no matter what you planned" attitude has got to stop. nnngh.
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OMG YOU'RE RIGHT HOW COULD I FORGET DDD: *throws self on knees and begs*
♥
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I didn't realize the Cyborg thing was going to get sexual. I loved it all-around before, but now it's just the best thing ever. :D <33
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petting~Well, actually it could as well stay gen-ish and friendshippy and that probably wouldn't change much of what I have planned. Seeing as I don't have much planned. But I said it would be NaruSasu and Naruto's been flirting with Sasuke from the start, so hey. The thing is, Sasuke has a lot more going on in his life than a possible hookup with Naruto, so even if they do get together, it certainly won't becom the only focus.
But if they do get together, you bet your ass Naruto's going to be teaching him that stuff. :DDD
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That is so hot. :D
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*gigglesnort*
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|Meduza|
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I'm thinking of making a post for the express purpose of letting people make fake flames and then we could FLAME THEM BACK but for fun. Fake flame war! Would it be awesome or stupid, though. hmm.
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So much funz~
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*makes a post*
Unless something bad happens, it's probably gonna be open until whenever people stop replying.
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I think that could spawn some hilarity also, which is always good.
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I don't get it. What does it matter who tops or bottoms? Every fandom has this little war. >:| It's not cool, people.
Silly goose!
No matter how much you have to rape canon in order to do it.See, it's just like a "normal" heterosexual relationship, except that it's between two guys and that makes it hot!!! :D :D :DRe: Silly goose!
Bleeding from the 'gina and popping out babies is true strength >X\
Why else would all the mpreg exist?!
Shoot me now and I won't blame you.Re: Silly goose!
And anyway, masculinity can't be overrated, because Tab A always goes into Slot B and everybody knows that being physically penetrated = emotional weakness! So there!!! *sticks out tongue*
licks!Re: Silly goose!
Fine, it's UNDERRATED. There is a misrating going on with masculinity. Having a penis does not make a man. It's how it's used that makes the man :P Being penetrated by penis equals to NOT BEING A MAN.
...That seems to be the fandom consensus anyway.
=o!! :3 ♥Re: Silly goose!
And fine. Fine! Don't agree with anything I say! It's not like I really care about your opinion anyway! >__< I'M GOING HOME! AND I'M TAKING MY CUTE AND WEEPY UKE BOYS WITH ME!!!
*stomps out with a flourish!*
heehee...friend? ^_^Re: Silly goose!
TAKE YOUR UKE BOYS. I'LL TAKE THE SEMES :P
:D Sure thing!Re: Silly goose!
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....foreplay and cuddling and touching and petting and necking and --
*brain frazzles*
*happily blitzed*
XD
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Anyway, hope you update that fic soon since it's awesome and unique and original- just like all your other stuff! Ja ne
A.S.
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*nosebleed* ♥
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(Though I wouldn't say no to someone humming, "Domo arigato Mr. Roboto" during intercourse, I'm just saying)
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OMG. XD *LOLZ* You know, I bet Naruto would be the type to do that...
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(Anonymous) 2007-04-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)Kidding, kidding.
-- Guile
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I mean, who cares about the fact that he had been repeatedly raped and traumatized, and had had enemies and strangers fucking him for two years? Why would that put him off taking it in the ass AT ALL? Who cares about what he wanted or what was better for him? Certainly not that reader, and apparently Heero wasn't supposed to either!
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