Tripletsverse - master post

[askerian]

Shit happens when Naruto gets his hands on the key to his seal too early, and the yang and yin chakra of Kyuubi are freed.

As in, now there are three Narutos.



Tripletsverse is:
-a series of oneshots and drabbles in the same continuity,
-written out of order.

It contains:
-yaoi, het and yuri,
-genderbending,
-twosomes/threesomes/polyamory/harem,
-rough sex, cute sex,
-crack, angst, gen-introspection,
-...is it incest or masturbation when they're three non-identical clones who used to be one person and the demon sealed inside him?

timeline: Some weird limbo after Jiraiya and Deidara's deaths but before Itachi's.
Team 7 is gearing up to leave but news of Jiraiya's death come first. Mission to track down Sasuke abandoned (team 8 wasn't even told there would be any.)
Team Hebi meets Deidara, Deidara dies. No Konoha nins to pressure them to leave the inn early so they let Sasuke sleep his fill. Meanwhile Itachi's health takes a turn for the worse (stupid rain going all night!) and he thinks he might not be able to win against Sasuke so he slips away to get himself healthy again. Sasuke loses the trail.

Possible pairings: ... a shit-ton. Characters I want to involve in pairings are Naruto, Naruko, Kyuubi, and Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi, Hinata, Sai, Ino, Neji, Karin (perhaps Suigetsu and Juugo), perhaps Gaara... Hell, suggest away.


ficlets whose title is not a link are planned but not yet written/posted.

TIMELINE SO FAR

Origin
Like hell Naruto is going to let Danzou get that frog Key thing.
(Naruto, Sakura, Naru, Kyuubi.)

Ordinary Uzumaki day
Kiba really hates Naruto's habit of making really hot chicks. No, really.
(Kiba, Naruto, Naru, crack)

Konoha
Kyuubi, pondering some changes his new human-ness has made. Also Tenten.
(Kyuubi, Tenten. Introspection + silliness)

Band-aids and the ripping thereof
Well, Tsunade had to find out at some point.
(triplets, Tsunade. Gen)

(no title yet)
"Do you two mind if we talk to Naruto for a minute?" Kakashi-sensei asked, and her first reaction was 'I'm sure they won't'.
(Naru, team kakashi. Gen, angst)

Lego
Three people in one tiny apartment. Talk about a tight fit.
(Kyuubi/Naruto, Naru. M/M R-NC-17, dubious consent)

Names
"So do we just call you Naruto 1, 2 and 3?"
(Kyuubi/Sai. Sai, Triplets, Sakura. M/M PG-13)

Intervention
"No, seriously, girlfriend, we have GOT to teach you about the wonders of a good bra." Man, but being a girl is hard work. D:
(Naru/Sakura. Naru, Ino, Sakura. Humor, fluff. F/F PG-...uh, 15?)

Names, Redux
Names are useless, meaningless things, and she can't have Kushina's.
(Kyuubi, Naruto&Naru, gen-ish)

Unconditional
"Guys guys I ttly get to wash on the girls' side of the public baths now. :D AND NOT EVEN GET BEAT UP. bet you're jealous."
(Naru/Hinata, F/F light-R, romantic fluff)

Girl Talk
"Hey, hey, did you know Hinata-chan is a LESBIAN?"
(Sakura, Naru. Naru/Hinata, Sakura/??)

...

Change of Plans
"You're not the Uchiha I was looking for."
(Itachi, Kyuubi, tension)

Rescue Mission
Team seven (all seven of them) plan.
(Triplets, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Yamato)

Sage Training
Like the title says.
(Naruto)

Declaration of War
Fuck you, Danzo. Fuck you in the *nose*. Nyah.
(??)

(untitled yet)
You want to get Itachi to what?
(??)



PLANNED BUT OUT OF TIMELINE FOR NOW

Wake-up call
Oh my god, since when is any kind of Naruto hot. DX
(Kyuubi/Sakura)

Coming out or something
Naru brings Hinata home to meet the in-laws. Kyuubi, keep your hands off, damn it.
(Triplets/Hinata? D:)

~snake snake it's a snake~
Kyuubi meets Team Hebi.

Uchihas
Itachi and Sasuke meet again.





GENDERBENT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
AKA what if Naruto had been born a girl.
(not actually canon, just fun. XD)

Girl!Naruto introspection
(girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, drabble)

Bathhouse Meeting
(boyHinata, girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, ficlet)

Dat ass. Comparing curves
(GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, boyHinata, girlNaruto, boyNaru, smut, ficlet)

Comfort
(Triplets, Post-Sasuke giving them the slip.)




This list subject to editing and re-editing and adding and shuffling things around at my merest whim.

Feel free to give me more suggestions in the comments. No promise, but we'll see what happens.

Comments

[just-shai.livejournal.com]

*<3's the hell out of this post*

[askerian]

post: *feels <3'd*

[funkycommunist.livejournal.com]

*droooools* Omigod YES. <3 <3

[askerian]

*hoards hearts yay* ♥


(... oh Ciel. sopretty.)

[funkycommunist.livejournal.com]

(Omg he so is)

[skellywag.livejournal.com]

Oh my god Neji. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF HIM. I cannot wait to see what you do with him.

Also, thank you so much for this post. Somehow I managed to miss the Hinata. v.v;

[mignonne422.livejournal.com]

SO EXCITED!! \o/

This is THE most helpful post ever and I'm stalker pinning it, yes. ♥♥♥♥

Also, lol, I think a canine showdown b/t Kyuubi and Kiba would be kind of loltastic. And hot. Because obviously, Kyuubi wins. XD

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Tease, you're a teeeeaaaaaase, with the wicked preview of goodness yet to come. (sogood)

(♥ you)

I know I've been very subtle up to this point, so this may be a shock to you but I wanna know absolutely everything about this 'verse. Because it's the most fandom fun I've had in ages. And I'm nosy and greedy and daily restrain myself from spamming you with questions both relevant and pointless.

(Also, thankyouthankyouthankyou♥♥♥♥♥)

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm looking to stomp on anyone's bunnies or anything, but wasn't Itachi kinda sorta planning to lose the fight with Sasuke?

[q99.livejournal.com]

This is such a fun concept :)

[askerian]

I'm glad you agree. Ohoho.

[askerian]

Yeeees, kind of, but first he was planning to push Sasuke to the absolute end of his rope so that he'd free Orochimaru so that Itachi could kill him for good. He knew the effort would kill him, (though it doesn't really count as if Sasuke had actually won imho) but if he could tell he'd likely die without achieving that then it would be even more unlikely he'd manage to trap Sasuke long enough to transmit his Madara-trap and the whole thing would be pretty useless.

[askerian]

I know what Kyuubi would like to do. Make himself a pair of matching bitches with Hinata. >__>;;; Don't think the Narutos would agree though. *sadface*

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

... <3 I APPROVE OF THIS.

*lovesquishes*

[askerian]

I totally am. *cacklecackle*

I know I've been very subtle up to this point, so this may be a shock to you
*snickers*
Spam away, spam away, it helps me think. ♥

[askerian]

^___^

--oh right, I was planning to put it in the sidebar. That would make it easier on everyone without the need for another bookmark. *goes right away!*

Canine showdown, suggestion noted! It would indeed be hilarious, poor Kiba. I also can't help but want to bring in Kiba's mom and sis for LMAOing purposes. XD

[skellywag.livejournal.com]

I also approve of this threesome. PERHAPS HE CAN LOCK THE NARUTOS IN A CLOSET FIRST.

[askerian]

THIS IS A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY.

mostly because it would be hilarious. i'm easy like that. >.>

[kitty11chan.livejournal.com]

They would get a kick out of it.

[kitty11chan.livejournal.com]

I do so love this 'verse. More please!

On a mostly unrelated note, in the new Dragonriders of Pern book, the main character is in a poly. 'Tis so hot. I was like "OMG POLY!" All hail Todd McCaffrey for continuing his mother's habit of telling conventions what to do with themselves.

[askerian]

seriously? maybe i'll have to try reading his books again after all XD i think i tried the first and it didn't appeal, then again my Pern craze was dying down at the time, so. tell me more about the relationship! :D

[mignonne422.livejournal.com]

ROFL, that would be so mean. And awesome.

Haha, Hana should help Tsunade do Kyuubi's medical exam...I mean what? >.>

[nothri.livejournal.com]

ooooooh. I withdraw my objections!

Re: *lovesquishes*

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Let it be of public note that I spam at request. Therefore:

With Kyuubi chakra scattered between the three of them, what kind of healing abilities do they each have? Obviously Kyuunaru can take a kunai to the chest, the friggin showoff, but what about the other two? Do they all have they same powerful healing ability still or is it divided the way the tails are? Or some other way. Would Naruto be more prone to natural illness? If so, what long term affects would it have on the way he lives his life? I would think that a lowered healing ability would be like a disease in itself.

Are they able to combine their chakra and do joint attacks? If so, is it a natural instinct sort of thing or is it hard work they’re gonna have to train a lot for? Since Naruto’s standard fighting style is to abuse the hell out of his cloning skillz, and they’re gonna end up fighting together at some point, their level of connection in battle would seem relevant, even though they aren’t actually clones.

Oooh, if they can combine their chakra, and they made a joint clone, would they all get the memories from the clone when the clone dissipated or only the Naruto that actually made the clone??

Also, what’s training like for them and how involved are Kakashi and Yamato in it?

Am very interested in Iruka’s thoughts on interacting with Naru-chan. Having seen her naked self and had an obvious reaction to her, how freaking awkward would that be? It wouldn’t have been too much of an issue before, since she was just a joke played on him by Naruto, but now that she’s a real girl with a solid personality…??

Also, on the Iruka subject, does Kyuunaru have enough Naruto in him to feel remorse or something similar for pain caused to people that are super important to Naruto while he was fully Kyuubi? Would Iruka be able to love the Naruto in him when it’d be Kyuubi’s eyes watching him? He was able to accept that Naruto wasn’t Kyuubi in the past, but now Kyuubi is at the fore, in the flesh and able to pose a threat again.

Konohamaru. Oh my, I really want to break his brain with some unintentional boob squished from his new neesan. Also, Konohamaru’s reaction to Kyuunaru, and vice versa.

Bonus points if Naru-chan gives anyone advice about girls (even bad advice with good intentions) or gives another girl advice about boys.

To what extent does Naru-chan have “girly” feelings? For example, if someone (in a flirting sense) gave her flowers, would she find it charming and put them in a vase in the living room or just be boyishly confused by the gesture? Also, I’m not sure I’m saying that properly, so hopefully your mind reading skills are better than my thought articulation. How does she feel about pretty things? Would she feel comfortable wearing pink, or lace or pretty trinkets? How strongly does she feel the need for female bonding? (Would love to see friendship bonding between her and Sakura.)

Curious about how the other females in Konoha (outside Naruto’s peers) accept Naru-chan as one of their own. Because, let’s face it, females are bitchy and territorial, even nice ones. Even in enlightened societies there are times and places where it will always be boys against girls and being the boy in the girl’s locker room will get you a concussion. Naru-chan would eventually have to face that kind of prejudice if she doesn’t intend on hiding who she is.

I’d love to see how Ichiraku guy and his daughter (Ayane, Ayame, Amane, Akane??) respond to Naruto’s new family.

Also, is team seven the biggest team in Konoha or what? Once they get Sasuke back, they’ll be double the size of any other standard team! Would they be forced to split into two teams and if so, how does it fall out?

Valid in any ‘verse, if Naruto knew the truth about Itachi before Sasuke, would he try to protect Itachi from Sasuke? Or does Kyuu already know? Is there going to be any affection for Itachi on Naruto’s side? Or even fellowship feelings in the “Sasuke is the most import person in the world” club. **imagines Itachi’s version of the big brother vs boyfriend talk**

Re: *lovesquishes*

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Somewhat unrelated. Shikamaru always shows up at Naruto’s bedside when he’s in the hospital, even though Naruto is the most troublesome person ever. I don’t remember the question to this one, but there’s something there that feels important in my head. Maybe you can think of it. Anyway, what is Shika’s reaction to the trio, other than “troublesome”, since that’s a total given. (Is it just me or does Shikamaru actually gravitate toward things he professes to hate? Methinks he’s not feeling challenged enough in his normal routine.)

Kyuunaru and bathing: friend or foe? And in either case, how do his housemates feel about his bathing habits? Is he more likely to go to a public bath-house or find a natural water source like a spring or stream or something else without walls? And all of this because if Hinata is using a public bath-house, then so would be Neji, yes? And Neji would notice Kyuunaru.

Sai vs Sasuke: A tale of two bitches. Even with plural Naruto (thus ensuring quality time x 3), these two are destined for a territorial confrontation. Sakura can bring popcorn, Kyuu can instigate, fun can be had by all.

When it’s just the three of them, can the Narutos allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other? If they need to mourn or be emotional or any of the weak moments Naruto holds back in public. Are they close enough still that they can share those personally fragile moments that even best friends and family aren’t privy to?

(more pending, eventually)