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NaruSasu. If you wish/think it would work better, NaruSasuSaku.

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1. wild west:

"Get out of my town," Sasuke says, cocking his gun.

The thrice-damned bastard sends him back a smile full of teeth that looks more like a wolf's threat. "Your town? More like Daddy's town."

There's a crack of gunfire and dust flies at the outlaw's horse's feet. Sasuke lifts his barrel a couple inches higher. His face says, the second one won't be a warning shot.

The Fox digs his heels in his horse's flanks and it barrels at him like a cannonball.

2. cyberpunk:

(Target sighted,) sends Uchiha unit UG-7-SA through his secure connection, along with a picture of the booth and all its occupants. He can only identify three of them. He'd stay in real-time transmission but the databursts have to be short or they'd be noticed and cracked. He receives confirmation, and an order to mingle as he wait, and then radio silence again. He lifts his glass to his lips and takes a sip of some strangely colored alcohol he can't taste and which won't have any effect on him regardless.

He's a little giddy anyway. It's his first solo mission, and the radio silence means independence.

"What a girly drink!" someone says as they worm their way in his line of sight.

SA has calibrated himself to transmit his emotions to his face fast so the delay won't be obvious and he can pass better, so he frowns before he's thought better of it. It's the interruption that bothers him, more than the implied insult.

"I like it," he replies, giving the interloper a blank stare. He does, at that, taste notwithstanding. It's got layers. Purple and blue. Interesting.

The blond man laughs, loud and free, and his elbow bumps Sasuke's arm. He's seen the behavior before, but never directed at him, so he can't help but glance down at his arm before he looks back up.

"Newbie, huh?"

Shit. He was supposed to mingle. He's tempted to deny, not sure what betrayed him, but an argument would be too distracting. He needs to keep the target in view. "... To this place, yeah."

The blond snorts and eyes him doubtfully. "You can't stay stuck at the bar all night, that's like for pathetic losers and people with two left feet."

Which he doesn't care about. But looking out of place? That he does care. He frowns a little more.

The blond tilts his head, eyes narrowed as he stares at SA openly, though after a second he grins. There's a challenge in there that rubs SA the wrong way.

"D'you need me to teach you how to dance? And don't worry about imposing, I'm nice with all the newbs."

... Okay, that's it. He checks on his target again. Still hasn't moved, doesn't look likely to move for a while. No new transmission. Last order said to mingle.

They never said 'how'.

"I don't need you to teach me anything," he says, and finishes his glass, and leads the way to the dance floor.

"AWWW..." at the last line. <3 And the cyberpunk concept. :D Like the first as well.

It's kind of... Crossed Wires, if there had been no Uchiha massacre.

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i was rereading this because i missed it. man, i would love to read more of this au of crossed wires. was naruto able to tell that sasuke was not a human, or was he talking about being new to the bar itself?

Well. XD; if the only difference is "no massacre" then ... yes, Naruto would have been able to tell Sasuke wasn't human. >__>;;;;

Brill. I love cyberpunk Sasuke... it fits so well. XD And I love this verse! (Crossed Wires, or almost.)

3. furries:

"Aw, come on, it's not my fault it rained!"

Sasuke glares and starts grooming water out of his fur again. His mane is drenched, sticking to his neck. "It's your fault we were out in it," he declares, and turns his back pointedly.

Naruto snorts, brows furrowed, ears hanging low. "Like you didn't want to fight as much as I did."

Sasuke ignores him, though the tip of his tail curls and taps the ground. Naruto tries very hard not to pounce on it. He sighs, looking out at the rain falling in sheets behind the little cave's overhang, and he attempts to wring water out of his fluffy tail.

Cold drafts. Brrrr. He waits for a whole minute before inching closer to Sasuke.

Another quick glare over a shoulder. Naruto pauses for a second, and then, to hell with it, he flops against Sasuke's side, bringing him down with him, and he cuddles up. Mm, so warm.

Sasuke hisses at him. Naruto snorts and burrows against his side. Since Naruto's ears aren't full of holes yet he doesn't take it seriously. Cats are just weird like that, saying maybe when they mean yes and no when they mean maybe and clawing people when they really mean no. Also, they're always right even when they're wrong, and everyone else is wrong even when they're right. But Naruto is on to him now.

Sasuke's tail lashes against Naruto's legs. "Annoying," he complains, but still no claws and that speaks louder. He moves around for a minute, but Naruto stubbornly refuses to move off. After a while Sasuke settles down, though he's ignoring him all loud and 'look at me not looking at you' again. He hates the cold so much more than Naruto does.

Naruto grins and sniffs at his chest a little. It's a rare time when he can do that without getting his face scratched off. Sniff, sniff. So weird. So interesting.

Then he pauses, blinking. Cat talk is weird, but this... "... is that a purr?" he asks, and then "YIP OWW."

" It's a growl."

4. pirates:

"Little bastard almost killed two of ours, Captain." Kiba's upper lip curls in an angry snarl as he digs his knee in the back of the young man he and Gaara have got pinned.

Naruto's eyes flit to the rest of his crew. Sakura has Chouji in hand, and while the blood on his shirt is spectacular she doesn't seem alarmed. "Hey, Sawbones!" he calls anyway.

She spares him a snort and a quick roll of her eyes, and wipes her bloody hands on her boy's breeches. "Knife was too short to get through," she calls back.

Shika's broken leg has already been reset, and he's drinking himself into a stupor to ride it out. Naruto's eyes return to the captive still struggling under two of his men. The young man lifts his head, and then it's all pale, pale skin and ink-black hair and a pretty face that Naruto doesn't even notice right away, because the eyes harpoon him first. They're not so much inky as they are storm-at-night.

... Feisty.

"Should we tie him to the mast?" Gaara inquires.

"Yeah, and give him the lash until he--"

"Naw," Naruto drawls. "If he gets rained on and dies of lung congestion we'll never get our ransom. Noblemen are frail little things, after all."

He gets a wordless sneer and another rage-black glare. He smirks a little wider.

"My cabin will be fine."

He's already wondering whether he really wants to hand him back.

Furries! \o/ I adore you!

AHA~ I like the cabin for Sasuke. <3 and shit but I should be sleeping- have to wake in 4 hours. D:

Cats are cute. Though they never liked me much. D:

5. ...in SPACE!!:

Sasuke yanks his seatbelt open and then he's floating. He kicks off the wall, zooming straight through the door with a little too much velocity. Damn it. He absorbs the impact with the corridor wall with both hands, aiming himself in the right direction. He knows in zero grav you're not supposed to move away from the walls and a good, solid handhold, but dragging himself hand over hand would be too slow. If the gravity reappears when he's floating -- whatever, he can pilot with a leg in a cast.

He can't pilot if the mechanic died of engine shrapnels to the face.

"Status!" he snaps when he reaches the machine room. The door's cracked open where it should be airtight and for a second he's sure he's going to come into a charnel house, bodies floating limply, red droplets orbiting them like tiny ruby moons.

"No need to yell, flyboy!" a voice answers from somewhere he can't see. His heart lurches and starts thinking about not hammering.

After a few seconds he finds a pair of feet sticking out from under a piece of machinery. He's very tempted to go kick them. Their owner sounded so unconcerned.

He snaps. "Would it kill you to use the interphone?"

"Right now? Yeah, kinda."

Sasuke pauses. ... Ah.

"Hand me the big twisty wrench, wouldya."

Sasuke clenches his teeth to keep from -- he's not sure what he would yell, but he would. He launches himself off the wall to catch the floating wrench, and then he flips in the air and kicks back. He sees the top of Naruto's face popping out of a grid, catches him looking and pretending not to be.

"Here." He holds the wrench out.

Naruto grins suddenly, in that way that always makes him wary. "Can't stick my arms out from over here. Gotta have to follow me underneath." And as Sasuke glares, he adds, "Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of honest motor grease, princess."

Irritated, Sasuke drags himself to the crack between wall and motor Naruto wedged himself in, and wriggles waist-deep in. It's a tight fit, borderline claustrophobic. Good thing you don't pilot a spaceship when you're scared of being locked in. He slaps the wrench in the mechanic's hands. "Here."

"Good. Now can you move higher and hold that piece for me? I don't know what genius forgot to make it magnetic but it keeps floating off on me."

If Naruto sounded mocking, or even just a little bit amused, Sasuke would go right back out and let him handle it, but he doesn't. He's... not extremely serious, not in the 'deep shit' way, but not teasing either. Sober -- a rare expression on him. So, Sasuke crawls up. He moves his arms up until they're framing Naruto's face, and he presses on the piece overhead.

In the process of not looking at his focused expression, he notices that Naruto's arms could have fit out to get the wrench just fine.

He's still thinking of explosions and critical system failures and bodies floating like they drowned and him being all alone in an empty ship, so even after the piece is soldered back in and Naruto has gone on to repair things he doesn't need a second pair of hands for, Sasuke stays, in the dark crawlspace with him. And he watches his sober face, and his steady hands.

"Better to stay where you can't be pinballed around, yeah," Naruto says as he works, so casual Sasuke knows he isn't, knows that he knows.

He finishes off his repairs and then the sparks die down and they're quiet together in the dark, so close they can feel each other's heat.

Afterwards Sasuke doesn't remember who kissed first.

Aww. <3

6. born another gender:

Naruto kinda hates Uchiha.

Popular and well-loved and not giving a shit about any of it. Superior, cold, disdainful, refusing to accept him as an equal. And that friggin cheat mode of a sharingan!

But Satsuki has the most gorgeous face, even more gorgeous than Sakura, and when she whips her head around her long mane swings around her hips and then it gets really hard not to notice her butt. Like... really hard. In his pants.

So he kinda hates her. And he kinda hates that he can't stop looking, that he can't stop wanting her to start hating him, because hate is so much better than that frozen indifference. Because he's just one of those boys and Uchiha Satsuki doesn't give a damn about boys, she's written them all off.

He wants her to be his rival. But when his classmates notice they laugh at him, so he says he just wants her to be his girlfriend -- they still laugh like he's stupid, but at least not like he's not a real man on top of it.

It's even a tiny little bit true, but he's not even dreaming that far. He just wants her to see him, see his power, see his drive, recognize him, just the way she wants them all to recognize her.

But they all look at her pretty doll face and her tits and they start cooing and coddling and trying to dull her razor edges, and he hates them more than he's ever hated Satsuki.

7. schoolfic: (locker room therapy)

"... Bunny?"

Sasuke's eyebrows twitch.

Naruto gives him a long considering look. "Hm, nah. Sugarplum?"

Another twitch.

"Yeah, you're right, why a plum. Baby?"

"Shut up, Uzumaki," Sasuke whispers between clenched teeth. The teacher walks past slowly, glancing at them as he lectures. Sasuke's head bows to pretend he's looking at his notes. Naruto just watches him.

"Aw, seriously, nothing fits." He nudges Sasuke's foot under the table, and quickly folds it back safely under his chair. Sasuke's kick scythes past real close. "Tiger? Yeah, that's more manly."

"Will you fucking stop it."

"I gotta find something! 'Giver of mutual orgasms' is, like, way too long."

Naruto's voice got kinda loud there. This time it's Sasuke's shoulders that twitch -- almost closer to a flinch, in fact. "... We're in CLASS," he whispers, like their neighbors haven't already heard.

"That'll learn you to pretend you don't know me," Naruto drawls right back, not even making an effort to be quiet anymore.

Sasuke glares at a couple of interested classmates and then leans toward Naruto and hisses angrily in his ear, "I'm trying to protect your reputation, retard."

Naruto stares at him for a second.

"...You asked for it. HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT."

Then he leans in and he kisses Sasuke full on the mouth, tongue and all.

He pulls back, grins brightly, pretends his heart isn't beating its way through his throat. "So I was thinking... my little pumpkin?"

The class is full of catcalls and furious whisperings. Sakura squeals. Sai starts sketching. Naruto lets it wash over him. Sasuke is still staring, face blank with shock.

"Unless you're okay with 'boyfriend' after all."

Sasuke's mouth opens. No sound comes out for like a hour and thirty seconds. Or at least thirty seconds. And then his bastard blushes, and he nods a little bit.

(Some guys send the 'fag' word flying, but Kiba's fist flies back just as quickly.)

Naruto is still grinning like a loon when the spine of a book hits him in the head.

"Congratulations," says their teacher. "May I offer you the pleasure of a date, this evening, in our charming detention room?"

Naruto mutters annoyedly as Kakashi claps his hands and regains control of the classroom, but Sasuke is still all red and flustered like Naruto never dreamed he could get, so even when the bastard revenge-kicks his ankle he still can't stop grinning.

lidjfilesjiejkdfjsie I LOVE THEM ALL *______________*

"...and then it gets really hard not to notice her butt. Like... really hard. In his pants."
AHAHAHA, I LOVE THIS LINE! XD

7) schoolfic:
aldkfgjkjg;slkjdf;lkaghjd;fklgj;lskdfhg;jladfg;hlkadhfg;ja- *faints from excitment*

and then it gets really hard not to notice her butt. Like... really hard. In his pants.

THIS LINE IS GOLD. A GOLD THONG, EVEN.

also the classroom scene is absolutely precious. ^________^

SO MUCH LOVE. I ADORE THIS VERSE WOEFGEJKJBFSJKW ;_____;

8. army/police/firefighters/EMT:

"No. You did not see that." Sasuke says, a low-voiced, barely contained threat, as he grips the man's collar with both hands and keeps him pinned against the wall. Actually, one hand and one gun.

The man snarls back, blue eyes blazing in the middle of his soot-colored skin. "Yes I fucking did! No one got out of that, you hear me? No one!"

"You're lying!"

"You think I WANT to tell you someone burned alive!?" the firefighter yells back, big gloved hand snatching Sasuke's collar right back and shoving him against the other side of the narrow alley. There's something raw in his voice that's not all smoke. Guilt. Grief.

Sasuke starts shaking his head.

"... Man... You're a cop, yeah? You know they surrounded the whole block. If he'd gotten out..."

Sasuke's clean uniform is getting all sooty. He can't manage to care.

"... You're wrong."

The firefighter shakes his head slowly, anger draining out to leave only sorrow and sympathy.

"You're wrong. He's not dead. He's not dead, he can't be dead, I was supposed to ARREST him, that was why -- why he sent -- messages at the bullpen, he wanted me to catch him! It was someone else, you saw someone else--"

He's vaguely aware he's screaming. He still has his gun in hand. The firefighter curls his fingers around his hand slowly, cautiously, and he guides it down, and his other hand leaves Sasuke's collar to cup his cheek.

"I saw his face," he says simply.

His thumb rubs Sasuke's face. Something wet leaves a smear.

Sasuke can only repeat, "he can't be dead, I didn't send him to prison yet," again and again until the man presses his face in his smoke-scented shoulder and hugs him and then he can't speak at all.

9. urban fantasy:

"So... What brings someone like you to a place like this?"

The pretty boy stares at him for a brief second, like he can't believe someone like Naruto dared to talk to him. Yeah, Naruto knows he doesn't exactly fit the mood of the dance club. Everyone's in black, or dark blue, or silver. Flowing laced-up shirts and corsets abound, and leather pants. He's the only one wearing too-large orange pants and a mesh shirt. Like he gives a fuck.

"What brings anyone?" the boy retorts with a disdainful snort, and starts turning away.

"Looking for a vamp?" Naruto asks, amused.

The boy gives him a longer look then, eyes narrowed. Naruto bets it's not the question most people ask him first. Naruto can see a bunch of newbies in a corner whispering 'is he...?' as they watch him.

Pretty-boy is really pretty with his high-collared, shoulders-baring clingy top, though. Really, really pretty. Got the haughty, standoffish attitude to make a newcomer wonder which side of the food chain he's on, too.

The way that collar molds itself to his throat, hiding the pale skin and yet following every curve, it's such a tease. It's like he's saying 'as if I would show my vampire marks to you, you bunch of wannabes.'

He's not marked.

Not yet. But soon.

"What's it to you?" he asks, suspicious now. Naruto likes it better than dismissive.

He moves closer, already purring, and he grins. " 'cause that could be arranged."

!!!!

yesplz.

must continue! man I love naruto in the urban fantasy.

10. harem:

"What are you doing?"

Sasuke whirled around, a hand lifted as if to grab a sword he wasn't wearing. He wasn't even wearing the belt, actually. (He wasn't even wearing pants -- or nothing he would name such.)

The girl with the cascade of gold hair blinked at him curiously. "Did I startle you? Sorry. You're new, right?"

Curious. Guileless. And without a shred of self-consciousness -- Sasuke didn't even know how the tiny strapless bra could hold up such a chest, and the gauzy pants could as well not have been there. Her skin was smooth, without a blemish. A pampered pet.

Sasuke closed his eyes and breathed in and out slowly to regain control of his heart rate. "... I suppose I am." He wasn't going to be new very long. He starts to turn away, dismissing her. "Listen, I was busy, so..."

"You can't leave through here, you know."

He stiffened. Turned to face her again, slowly. If he grabbed her, he didn't know what to use to tie her up. But she didn't move to escape. She smiled at him, with dimples.

"Really."

"Yep. It's blocked from the other side. Big iron bar." She showed him how thick with her fingers. He swore, gave the window he'd been approaching so cautiously a good hard shake. Nothing happened.

"... Shit."

He stalked off, looking for another exit. Bare feet followed. "You want to leave really badly, huh?" she asked, inquisitive, as she peered at him.

He didn't spare her a glance, jaw clenched hard. "No kidding."

"Well. That's too bad."

He couldn't have held in the snarl if he'd tried. "I am a knight. I am not a pet. I am not a slave. And most especially not a bedroom slave!" And if he didn't find a way out very fast, he'd have to silence the girl, because it was almost guaranteed she would talk.

If he didn't get out before tonight... He kept exploring, pulling himself up to check narrow windows, breaking locks to doors that never seemed to lead anywhere but into closets, went around and around and it was a maze. If he took the right-hand turns he would quickly go back to the inner courtyard with its potted trees and the shaded galleries and all the pretty whores lounging and playing there like they were on vacation, none of them even seeming to mind the silver and gold collars locked around their necks.

He tugged at his own again, feeling like he would choke, even though it had been perfectly fitted.

The girl touched his shoulder, peering at him again with her head tilted like an attentive spaniel. "There's no reason to be so scared. He won't whip you for trying to escape."

Sasuke stared at her. "What?"

She laughed, high and clear. "Well, he IS a fox-demon. A good chase? That's like foreplay."

He stared at the girl harder.

Took a step back. Another.

Her grin turned amused, and she gave him a heavy-lidded, head-to-toe look. "You're smart," she said, appreciative. "I like that. They run farther."

She took a step forward. Behind her the air started wavering like serpents of desert heat. Her form blurred.

"Lucky I've been with you all this time, else you'd have been late for that summon. Shall I show you to the bedchamber, pet?"

Sasuke was a knight who had survived many battle, so he turned tail and ran.

He needed something to use as a weapon.

#3 is so cute. ^_^

#6 breaks my heart a little. Oh Naruto. Oh Satsuki.

#7 is adorable and LOL.

#1, #4 and #10 were my other favorites. Strangely enough, they were the ones where Naruto was kind of... scary. But then, I'm weird like that.

*would favourite this if it was at a place where it is favourite-able*

D=

oh god the eventual pouncing.

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