*makes up writing meme*

[askerian]

Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky.

1. wild west:
2. cyberpunk:
3. furries:
4. pirates:
5. ...in SPACE!!:
6. born another gender:
7. schoolfic:
8. army/police/firefighters/EMT:
9. urban fantasy:
10. harem:


First three requests for now! Plz not to ask me about any akatsuki (okay maybe itachi) or ozzies or stuff you don't think I would write in normal times but you just really want to ~~challenge~~ me. I'd only get writer's block, guaranteed. D:

animeprincess: narusasu -- all done!those are not what i'd call snippets. damn it, self.
nemi_chan: Blue Also done! omg. In general shorter, but still... quite a few of them are a bit more than ten lines. DX
gold_panner: itasasu



edit: g-guys. this is a LITTLE more than three requests. DX *ded nao thx* I'll see what i can do for those already posted (don't hold your breath) but srsly NO MORE.

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NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[askerian]

1. wild west:

"Get out of my town," Sasuke says, cocking his gun.

The thrice-damned bastard sends him back a smile full of teeth that looks more like a wolf's threat. "Your town? More like Daddy's town."

There's a crack of gunfire and dust flies at the outlaw's horse's feet. Sasuke lifts his barrel a couple inches higher. His face says, the second one won't be a warning shot.

The Fox digs his heels in his horse's flanks and it barrels at him like a cannonball.


2. cyberpunk:

(Target sighted,) sends Uchiha unit UG-7-SA through his secure connection, along with a picture of the booth and all its occupants. He can only identify three of them. He'd stay in real-time transmission but the databursts have to be short or they'd be noticed and cracked. He receives confirmation, and an order to mingle as he wait, and then radio silence again. He lifts his glass to his lips and takes a sip of some strangely colored alcohol he can't taste and which won't have any effect on him regardless.

He's a little giddy anyway. It's his first solo mission, and the radio silence means independence.

"What a girly drink!" someone says as they worm their way in his line of sight.

SA has calibrated himself to transmit his emotions to his face fast so the delay won't be obvious and he can pass better, so he frowns before he's thought better of it. It's the interruption that bothers him, more than the implied insult.

"I like it," he replies, giving the interloper a blank stare. He does, at that, taste notwithstanding. It's got layers. Purple and blue. Interesting.

The blond man laughs, loud and free, and his elbow bumps Sasuke's arm. He's seen the behavior before, but never directed at him, so he can't help but glance down at his arm before he looks back up.

"Newbie, huh?"

Shit. He was supposed to mingle. He's tempted to deny, not sure what betrayed him, but an argument would be too distracting. He needs to keep the target in view. "... To this place, yeah."

The blond snorts and eyes him doubtfully. "You can't stay stuck at the bar all night, that's like for pathetic losers and people with two left feet."

Which he doesn't care about. But looking out of place? That he does care. He frowns a little more.

The blond tilts his head, eyes narrowed as he stares at SA openly, though after a second he grins. There's a challenge in there that rubs SA the wrong way.

"D'you need me to teach you how to dance? And don't worry about imposing, I'm nice with all the newbs."

... Okay, that's it. He checks on his target again. Still hasn't moved, doesn't look likely to move for a while. No new transmission. Last order said to mingle.

They never said 'how'.

"I don't need you to teach me anything," he says, and finishes his glass, and leads the way to the dance floor.

Re: NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[flourite-roses.livejournal.com]

"AWWW..." at the last line. <3 And the cyberpunk concept. :D Like the first as well.

Re: NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[askerian]

It's kind of... Crossed Wires, if there had been no Uchiha massacre.

♥

Re: NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[moonylala.livejournal.com]

i was rereading this because i missed it. man, i would love to read more of this au of crossed wires. was naruto able to tell that sasuke was not a human, or was he talking about being new to the bar itself?

Re: NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[askerian]

Well. XD; if the only difference is "no massacre" then ... yes, Naruto would have been able to tell Sasuke wasn't human. >__>;;;;

Re: NaruSasu - fist two! (so not snippets)

[rosalui.livejournal.com]

Brill. I love cyberpunk Sasuke... it fits so well. XD And I love this verse! (Crossed Wires, or almost.)