*makes up writing meme*

[askerian]

Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky.

1. wild west:
2. cyberpunk:
3. furries:
4. pirates:
5. ...in SPACE!!:
6. born another gender:
7. schoolfic:
8. army/police/firefighters/EMT:
9. urban fantasy:
10. harem:


First three requests for now! Plz not to ask me about any akatsuki (okay maybe itachi) or ozzies or stuff you don't think I would write in normal times but you just really want to ~~challenge~~ me. I'd only get writer's block, guaranteed. D:

animeprincess: narusasu -- all done!those are not what i'd call snippets. damn it, self.
nemi_chan: Blue Also done! omg. In general shorter, but still... quite a few of them are a bit more than ten lines. DX
gold_panner: itasasu



edit: g-guys. this is a LITTLE more than three requests. DX *ded nao thx* I'll see what i can do for those already posted (don't hold your breath) but srsly NO MORE.

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NaruSasu - Furries & Pirates!

[askerian]

3. furries:

"Aw, come on, it's not my fault it rained!"

Sasuke glares and starts grooming water out of his fur again. His mane is drenched, sticking to his neck. "It's your fault we were out in it," he declares, and turns his back pointedly.

Naruto snorts, brows furrowed, ears hanging low. "Like you didn't want to fight as much as I did."

Sasuke ignores him, though the tip of his tail curls and taps the ground. Naruto tries very hard not to pounce on it. He sighs, looking out at the rain falling in sheets behind the little cave's overhang, and he attempts to wring water out of his fluffy tail.

Cold drafts. Brrrr. He waits for a whole minute before inching closer to Sasuke.

Another quick glare over a shoulder. Naruto pauses for a second, and then, to hell with it, he flops against Sasuke's side, bringing him down with him, and he cuddles up. Mm, so warm.

Sasuke hisses at him. Naruto snorts and burrows against his side. Since Naruto's ears aren't full of holes yet he doesn't take it seriously. Cats are just weird like that, saying maybe when they mean yes and no when they mean maybe and clawing people when they really mean no. Also, they're always right even when they're wrong, and everyone else is wrong even when they're right. But Naruto is on to him now.

Sasuke's tail lashes against Naruto's legs. "Annoying," he complains, but still no claws and that speaks louder. He moves around for a minute, but Naruto stubbornly refuses to move off. After a while Sasuke settles down, though he's ignoring him all loud and 'look at me not looking at you' again. He hates the cold so much more than Naruto does.

Naruto grins and sniffs at his chest a little. It's a rare time when he can do that without getting his face scratched off. Sniff, sniff. So weird. So interesting.

Then he pauses, blinking. Cat talk is weird, but this... "... is that a purr?" he asks, and then "YIP OWW."

" It's a growl."


4. pirates:

"Little bastard almost killed two of ours, Captain." Kiba's upper lip curls in an angry snarl as he digs his knee in the back of the young man he and Gaara have got pinned.

Naruto's eyes flit to the rest of his crew. Sakura has Chouji in hand, and while the blood on his shirt is spectacular she doesn't seem alarmed. "Hey, Sawbones!" he calls anyway.

She spares him a snort and a quick roll of her eyes, and wipes her bloody hands on her boy's breeches. "Knife was too short to get through," she calls back.

Shika's broken leg has already been reset, and he's drinking himself into a stupor to ride it out. Naruto's eyes return to the captive still struggling under two of his men. The young man lifts his head, and then it's all pale, pale skin and ink-black hair and a pretty face that Naruto doesn't even notice right away, because the eyes harpoon him first. They're not so much inky as they are storm-at-night.

... Feisty.

"Should we tie him to the mast?" Gaara inquires.

"Yeah, and give him the lash until he--"

"Naw," Naruto drawls. "If he gets rained on and dies of lung congestion we'll never get our ransom. Noblemen are frail little things, after all."

He gets a wordless sneer and another rage-black glare. He smirks a little wider.

"My cabin will be fine."

He's already wondering whether he really wants to hand him back.

Re: NaruSasu - Furries & Pirates!

[tarou.livejournal.com]

Furries! \o/ I adore you!

Re: NaruSasu - Furries & Pirates!

[flourite-roses.livejournal.com]

AHA~ I like the cabin for Sasuke. <3 and shit but I should be sleeping- have to wake in 4 hours. D:

Cats are cute. Though they never liked me much. D: