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yesterday i had the day from hell, gnnh half-dozen of under 10 year old cousins who love poking teh asuka. Tomorrow will be more of the same. Therefore i'll spam you to share the pain. (... oh about Pain. DIE ALREADY YOU WHINER. *ahem* this is all i'll bother saying about this week's chapter, apart from GOD KISHI STOP REHASHING STUFF WE ALREADY KNOW.)
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questofdreams: Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.
(I fail at the "as short as possible" part btw.)
NaruSasu.
1. Angst: "I'd say I'm glad you're back home, Sasuke-kun, but the price was too expensive to pay."
Sasuke stares ahead unblinkingly, fingers whitening around the edges of Naruto's black-rimmed portrait.
2. AU: "Because I'm the enforcer of the Konoha pack, asshole!"
A growl in his throat, Sasuke starts circling, body low, fur bristled. "Yeah? Not for long."
3. Crack: "... but you can't be a girl! You're my RIVAL! --ow."
4. Crossover: "My, my, Honored Grandfather," Kurama purred; "Whatever happened to you?"
Naruto blinked at the pretty redhead in confused interest. "Do I know you?"
5. First Time: Afterwards Sasuke checked his mouth for wobbly teeth, in case Naruto had knocked one loose. There weren't any.
There was a bruised area on the inside of his lower lip.
He kept tonguing it at odd times until it healed.
6. Fluff: Sasuke gave a half-awake grunt and frowned blearily at his boyfriend. "If I buy you a duck plushie, will you leave my hair alone?"
Naruto pretended to think about it. "Hmm... Nope." He started petting the back of Sasuke's head again. "You're the only duckbutt I'll ever want. In bed. Ow."
7. Humor: -snrk.-
"Stop laughing."
-pfft.- "I'm not."
"Yeah right. I'll punch you if that smile gets any wider!"
"Oh, don't damage your magnificent leaves on my behalf, dandelion-san."
Naruto tugged at the edge of his crown of fake petals and kicked Sasuke with a root-like shoe. "Yeah, laugh it up, Prince Dickhead. I'm not the one with the onstage kiss."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Sasuke stared down at their linked hands, slick with blood, caught in a white-knuckled grip around each other. Naruto's heels still dangled over the edge of the canyon.
"You can let go now," Sasuke said. He was trying for dry; it came out toneless.
Naruto closed his eyes. "I will if you will."
Neither of them did.
9. Smut: They can't come to an agreement. So their first time is on the training field where their tenth spar ended in a draw.
Rough bark bites into Naruto's back as Sasuke moves between his thighs. It takes him five thrusts before he can concentrate enough to finish the hand seal he's shaping around Sasuke's back.
His twin joins them, mouthing Sasuke's seal as Naruto tugs on Sasuke's head to pull their mouths together, filling him like Sasuke fills Naruto.
The clone explodes when he comes, and Sasuke laughs rough and mean in his neck and whispers things about Naruto's endurance.
He sings another tune after Naruto's tenth Bunshin has had his turn.
10. UST: "...Since when does he wear kimono anyway, huh Sakura-chan?"
"Ehh. It's not a bad look on him."
"It's indecent! It's -- I saw a nipple!"
Sakura perked up, delighted. "So you did? Lucky. They're nice nipples, aren't they?"
"I guess they're not b- SAKURA-CHAAAN!"
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Heero/Duo
1. Angst: "You'll be a great Preventer, Heero."
"You could be one too." A pause. "But you won't stop running with your smuggler friends."
"No."
"The next time I see you, I'll have to arrest you."
"I know." A smile. "Hey, if we both make it that far, let's meet again on retirement day."
"... Yeah, let's do that."
"I won't regret anything if you don't."
2. AU: "What's a cute cherub like you doing in a place like that?"
Heero pulls thirty inches of burning sword out of the scabbard. "I'm a seraph."
"... Neat. I've never Felled a seraph before."
3. Crack:the AU didn't qualify?
"What do you MEAN Deathscythe told you to stop leaving cum stains on the pilot seat?"
4. Crossover: "He wants to fly with you again."
Heero was silent for a few seconds. Then he rested his hand alongside River's. The Gundanium was cold, oily-smooth where it wasn't shredded. "Yeah. Me too."
5. First Time: "We could die tomorrow, you know."
Heero quirks an eyebrow, unimpressed. "Are you trying to say you're a virgin?"
"What? What on earth gives you the impression I'm a virgin? Seriously." Duo harrumphs to cover up his embarrassment. "I was just..."
"Good. Me neither." Heero tightens a joint and picks up the soldering iron. "Ten minutes, your room. I'll bring condoms."
Duo gives a slow blink. "...It's a date."
6. Fluff: "I got you a present for your birthday!"
Heero looks at the package, confused. "But... It's not my birthday."
"Yeah, but far as we know it could be, so it might as well be! Whatcha waiting for, open it already."
7. Humor: ".. A pink limo!"
"It's stable on the road. Reinforced plating. Decent power."
"Would you drive it?"
"... uh."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Heero finished taping up Duo's broken ribs in total silence, jaw clenched, bangs shadowing his eyes.
"It'll learn me to dodge faster," Duo said, and gave a wincing laugh.
9. Smut: The wrench smacks in his palm. He grunts his thanks, and pretends he doesn't feel Duo's body wriggling in the narrow hatch against his side, pretending he's trying to angle the torchlight he's holding properly.
Then Duo figures out how to hold the torch with his teeth, and then he has two free hands. Heero lasts three minutes and fifty seconds before he has to put down the wrench. He squirm around on his back, pulls Duo deeper by the neck. They cram themselves into the narrow space, body pressing against body, Duo's hand still cupping his cock through the clingy spandex shorts.
Their legs from the knee down keep dangling out, at least until Heero winds his legs around Duo's hips.
10. UST: It lasted barely a second, a flash of pale, never-seen skin at the nape of his neck, and then his braid caught up with his momentum and covered it again.
Heero tried not to wonder what would happen if he wound that braid around his hand and pulled Duo back so that he could leave bite marks under there.
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SasuSaku
1. Angst: "What do you love more, Sasuke?! Me, or my ability to bear you children?!"
There was no answer. It was answer enough.
2. AU: Sakurai Haru was in love with Uchiha Satsuki from the very first day. But from the day she slipped through his guard and landed a punch on his jaw that threw ass-first in the mud and made him the laughingstock of his male peers, he decided she would be his rival too.
It took him seven years, but the day he won he asked her out on a date.
The next day she won again, but after that she said yes.
3. Crack: "... Sakura, leave my nailpolish alone."
4. Crossover: Perhaps it was because they were two in the snake's mouth -- Sasuke tightly wrapped around Sakura's limp body, cursing himself for the impulse, the inability to let her die -- but when they materialized again and he crawled past his summon's teeth it was nowhere he'd ever been. Vaulted ceilings, damp air, grey stone. There was another dead serpent, though, big as Manda -- dead and rotting, and a large stain of blood and ink on the old stone floor.
5. First Time: A soft chuckle. "Don't worry. I'll be gentle."
Sasuke growled in outrage and pressed Sakura against the wall. "That's my line."
6. Fluff: "... Do I really have to say it?" Sasuke said.
Sakura planted a fist on her hip and cocked her chin, a wide smirk on her face. "Yes."
"Fine." A sigh. "You've gotten strong, Sakura."
He rubbed the bruise on his jaw, half-sulking and half-rueful. She reached up to it, and he leaned into her hand with a little sigh.
"Yes, deep and large; it's a nice bruise indeed," she said with professional appreciation.
"I'll vouch on the depth of it," he muttered. It twinged every time he opened his mouth.
Sakura leaned in and dropped a smug little kiss on his mouth. "I'm not healing it, by the way."
Sasuke growled half-heartedly. He guessed she deserved to brag for a little while.
"...As long as you don't heal those either," he said. Then he wrapped an arm around her waist to reel her in and left bite marks on her shoulder.
7. Humor: "Sasuke-kun, you know I love you. Don't you?"
"--Hn?"
"And I would do anything for you."
"... Mmh."
"But if you destroy my silk panties again, I will end you."
"Mmmmh."
"Do you want to know how I will end you? I will take those destroyed panties..."
"Mmm?"
"... And wrap them around your neck and strangle you to death."
"--gghk."
"But I'm sure it won't happen again, dearest! After all, it was an accident."
"-can't breathe-"
"Oops. Sorry."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Sakura stood at his side as he lit the incense, staring ahead so she wouldn't see any wetness in her husband's eyes.
When they went home she draped herself against his back and she didn't say anything, so he could keep pretending she didn't know he was crying.
9. Smut: She dug her hands in his hair, fistfuls of thick inky locks, and she pulled his head back. He was gorgeous, throat arched, offered, eyes dark with an intensity that went past desire.
She kissed him with bruising force and pushed herself all the way down.
10. UST: He'd noticed she had grown up, slender and quick, long white legs, perky breasts, but he didn't start actively wanting her until she planted a boot in the middle of his chest and slammed him through two feet of concrete. Standing over him with the sun behind her head, he could see nothing but strength and pride and that skirt slowly fluttering down.
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NaruSaku
1. Angst: "I've been trying my best, but I still miss him. I can't just --"
"Me too."
"I think... I think I always will."
"Me too."
"...You're the only one who understands, Sakura-chan."
2. AU: "Whatcha readin'?"
Sakura eyed the blond stranger who'd slipped in his booth. She didn't feel like being rude today, so she tilted up the cover of his book to show him. He laughed when he read the title. He had nice blue eyes, she noticed, and his laughter held no malice at all.
"Vampire chick lit? Really?"
"Hey, it's great for escapism," she retorted, only a little defensive.
"I'm sure real vampires think so. All that hype about silken shirts and raven locks and alaba-something skin..."
"Oh, someone's a connoisseur in vampire chick lit, I see."
He flailed his hands quickly, horrified and amused in equal measures. "I was just curious about them! And the ones with wild tormented artists and gold-hearted hustlers and CEOs who are so successful they can afford to go a-courting all day. I bet it gives real vampire CEOs complexes."
"That's exactly why they're so fun to read," Sakura replied, grinning until her fangs showed.
3. Crack: "... Okay. Tell me again how you broke your penis and then I'll see whether I feel like fixing it."
4. Crossover: "A-are you a Slayer?" the stranger asked, eyes wide with shock.
Sakura tilted her head in confusion. "Not to my knowledge." Then she punched him through the chest and watched him burst into dust just like the first assailant had.
Naruto sneezed. "Weirdest bloodline ever."
5. First Time: "You broke my bed," she muttered, voice blank with utter disbelief.
Naruto grinned sheepishly and bounced a couple of times. "Mattress is still good!"
The mattress started listing to the side with little warning. Sakura slipped along the sheets until she collided with him; the light impact finished shoving Naruto down, and then they spent a minute or so squirming against each other and trying to straighten up. She pushed herself up on her arms in the end, but he didn't. He was trapped there, she realized, between the wall and the tilted mattress, tangled in the sheets, hindered by her weight.
"You broke my bed," Sakura repeated with dangerous softness.
She sat up across his hips and growled down, "You're going to pay me back, and you're going to pay me now. I swear Naruto, the only way you'll leave my room alive is if you leave me too exhausted to kill you."
6. Fluff: "Say AAH," Sakura instructed.
Naruto was torn. Sakura-chan feeding him! ... Asparagus.
In the end he opened his mouth and swallowed, of course.
7. Humor: "... That Kakashi plushie is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life."
"Sakura-chan, it's not a plushie! It's a TARGET!"
"So now you sleep with your targets? That's going to look nice on your ANBU sheet."
8. Hurt/Comfort: "It's okay Naruto, it's okay, I'll have you free in a minute -- just don't move, it'll be okay--"
He chuckles, rough and pained. "Yeah. S'okay. You're the best healer in the world. The hottest, too."
"Are you flirting?! It's really not the moment--"
"...Heh. 's the best moment!" Bloodstained grin. "Like you better angry than scared."
9. Smut: When she sees an hourglass figure and hip-length gold hair amongst the women reaching the hot springs, she stiffens, and her hand instinctively feels around for something to throw. But then she sees he's not looking right or left; he's just looking at her. His full lips curve into a secretive smirk as he slips in the water beside her. Sakura sinks to her chin in the bubbling water and glares for all she's worth. It's too late to make a scene, sadly enough.
Then long legs tangle with hers and a hand wanders up her inner thigh, and she closes her eyes and tells herself the red of her face will be attributed to the water, and no one can see anything past the bubbles anyway.
She spreads her knees and smooths away all facial expression. It's too late to make a scene, after all.
10. UST: She doesn't see him as a man. She knows he is. But he's not 'a man', he's 'Naruto'. Silly, annoying, steadfast, funny. Adjectives for a brother, maybe. For a teammate, a best buddy.
His body cuts through the waterfall like he barely notices its strength, tons of water breaking open on his shoulders. His flat, darkened hair doesn't take attention from his widening jaw anymore -- or from his neck, his wide shoulders, his defined body.
She pretends her nipples have tightened with painful swiftness only because of the spray and the wind. But she's not cold, not cold at all, and it has little to do with the sun and a lot more with the way Naruto's bare arms rise overhead to punch through the waterfall again.
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and since it's fun ... Anyone wanna suggest other pairings for me to mutilate? XD Yes, GW and FF7 and whatnot. (just plz no ozzies or turks. i'm not good at them. .__.) (note -- pairing, not threesomes plz.na_no_nai already did team seven. ^^)
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questofdreams: Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.(I fail at the "as short as possible" part btw.)
NaruSasu.
1. Angst: "I'd say I'm glad you're back home, Sasuke-kun, but the price was too expensive to pay."
Sasuke stares ahead unblinkingly, fingers whitening around the edges of Naruto's black-rimmed portrait.
2. AU: "Because I'm the enforcer of the Konoha pack, asshole!"
A growl in his throat, Sasuke starts circling, body low, fur bristled. "Yeah? Not for long."
3. Crack: "... but you can't be a girl! You're my RIVAL! --ow."
4. Crossover: "My, my, Honored Grandfather," Kurama purred; "Whatever happened to you?"
Naruto blinked at the pretty redhead in confused interest. "Do I know you?"
5. First Time: Afterwards Sasuke checked his mouth for wobbly teeth, in case Naruto had knocked one loose. There weren't any.
There was a bruised area on the inside of his lower lip.
He kept tonguing it at odd times until it healed.
6. Fluff: Sasuke gave a half-awake grunt and frowned blearily at his boyfriend. "If I buy you a duck plushie, will you leave my hair alone?"
Naruto pretended to think about it. "Hmm... Nope." He started petting the back of Sasuke's head again. "You're the only duckbutt I'll ever want. In bed. Ow."
7. Humor: -snrk.-
"Stop laughing."
-pfft.- "I'm not."
"Yeah right. I'll punch you if that smile gets any wider!"
"Oh, don't damage your magnificent leaves on my behalf, dandelion-san."
Naruto tugged at the edge of his crown of fake petals and kicked Sasuke with a root-like shoe. "Yeah, laugh it up, Prince Dickhead. I'm not the one with the onstage kiss."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Sasuke stared down at their linked hands, slick with blood, caught in a white-knuckled grip around each other. Naruto's heels still dangled over the edge of the canyon.
"You can let go now," Sasuke said. He was trying for dry; it came out toneless.
Naruto closed his eyes. "I will if you will."
Neither of them did.
9. Smut: They can't come to an agreement. So their first time is on the training field where their tenth spar ended in a draw.
Rough bark bites into Naruto's back as Sasuke moves between his thighs. It takes him five thrusts before he can concentrate enough to finish the hand seal he's shaping around Sasuke's back.
His twin joins them, mouthing Sasuke's seal as Naruto tugs on Sasuke's head to pull their mouths together, filling him like Sasuke fills Naruto.
The clone explodes when he comes, and Sasuke laughs rough and mean in his neck and whispers things about Naruto's endurance.
He sings another tune after Naruto's tenth Bunshin has had his turn.
10. UST: "...Since when does he wear kimono anyway, huh Sakura-chan?"
"Ehh. It's not a bad look on him."
"It's indecent! It's -- I saw a nipple!"
Sakura perked up, delighted. "So you did? Lucky. They're nice nipples, aren't they?"
"I guess they're not b- SAKURA-CHAAAN!"
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Heero/Duo
1. Angst: "You'll be a great Preventer, Heero."
"You could be one too." A pause. "But you won't stop running with your smuggler friends."
"No."
"The next time I see you, I'll have to arrest you."
"I know." A smile. "Hey, if we both make it that far, let's meet again on retirement day."
"... Yeah, let's do that."
"I won't regret anything if you don't."
2. AU: "What's a cute cherub like you doing in a place like that?"
Heero pulls thirty inches of burning sword out of the scabbard. "I'm a seraph."
"... Neat. I've never Felled a seraph before."
3. Crack:
"What do you MEAN Deathscythe told you to stop leaving cum stains on the pilot seat?"
4. Crossover: "He wants to fly with you again."
Heero was silent for a few seconds. Then he rested his hand alongside River's. The Gundanium was cold, oily-smooth where it wasn't shredded. "Yeah. Me too."
5. First Time: "We could die tomorrow, you know."
Heero quirks an eyebrow, unimpressed. "Are you trying to say you're a virgin?"
"What? What on earth gives you the impression I'm a virgin? Seriously." Duo harrumphs to cover up his embarrassment. "I was just..."
"Good. Me neither." Heero tightens a joint and picks up the soldering iron. "Ten minutes, your room. I'll bring condoms."
Duo gives a slow blink. "...It's a date."
6. Fluff: "I got you a present for your birthday!"
Heero looks at the package, confused. "But... It's not my birthday."
"Yeah, but far as we know it could be, so it might as well be! Whatcha waiting for, open it already."
7. Humor: ".. A pink limo!"
"It's stable on the road. Reinforced plating. Decent power."
"Would you drive it?"
"... uh."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Heero finished taping up Duo's broken ribs in total silence, jaw clenched, bangs shadowing his eyes.
"It'll learn me to dodge faster," Duo said, and gave a wincing laugh.
9. Smut: The wrench smacks in his palm. He grunts his thanks, and pretends he doesn't feel Duo's body wriggling in the narrow hatch against his side, pretending he's trying to angle the torchlight he's holding properly.
Then Duo figures out how to hold the torch with his teeth, and then he has two free hands. Heero lasts three minutes and fifty seconds before he has to put down the wrench. He squirm around on his back, pulls Duo deeper by the neck. They cram themselves into the narrow space, body pressing against body, Duo's hand still cupping his cock through the clingy spandex shorts.
Their legs from the knee down keep dangling out, at least until Heero winds his legs around Duo's hips.
10. UST: It lasted barely a second, a flash of pale, never-seen skin at the nape of his neck, and then his braid caught up with his momentum and covered it again.
Heero tried not to wonder what would happen if he wound that braid around his hand and pulled Duo back so that he could leave bite marks under there.
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SasuSaku
1. Angst: "What do you love more, Sasuke?! Me, or my ability to bear you children?!"
There was no answer. It was answer enough.
2. AU: Sakurai Haru was in love with Uchiha Satsuki from the very first day. But from the day she slipped through his guard and landed a punch on his jaw that threw ass-first in the mud and made him the laughingstock of his male peers, he decided she would be his rival too.
It took him seven years, but the day he won he asked her out on a date.
The next day she won again, but after that she said yes.
3. Crack: "... Sakura, leave my nailpolish alone."
4. Crossover: Perhaps it was because they were two in the snake's mouth -- Sasuke tightly wrapped around Sakura's limp body, cursing himself for the impulse, the inability to let her die -- but when they materialized again and he crawled past his summon's teeth it was nowhere he'd ever been. Vaulted ceilings, damp air, grey stone. There was another dead serpent, though, big as Manda -- dead and rotting, and a large stain of blood and ink on the old stone floor.
5. First Time: A soft chuckle. "Don't worry. I'll be gentle."
Sasuke growled in outrage and pressed Sakura against the wall. "That's my line."
6. Fluff: "... Do I really have to say it?" Sasuke said.
Sakura planted a fist on her hip and cocked her chin, a wide smirk on her face. "Yes."
"Fine." A sigh. "You've gotten strong, Sakura."
He rubbed the bruise on his jaw, half-sulking and half-rueful. She reached up to it, and he leaned into her hand with a little sigh.
"Yes, deep and large; it's a nice bruise indeed," she said with professional appreciation.
"I'll vouch on the depth of it," he muttered. It twinged every time he opened his mouth.
Sakura leaned in and dropped a smug little kiss on his mouth. "I'm not healing it, by the way."
Sasuke growled half-heartedly. He guessed she deserved to brag for a little while.
"...As long as you don't heal those either," he said. Then he wrapped an arm around her waist to reel her in and left bite marks on her shoulder.
7. Humor: "Sasuke-kun, you know I love you. Don't you?"
"--Hn?"
"And I would do anything for you."
"... Mmh."
"But if you destroy my silk panties again, I will end you."
"Mmmmh."
"Do you want to know how I will end you? I will take those destroyed panties..."
"Mmm?"
"... And wrap them around your neck and strangle you to death."
"--gghk."
"But I'm sure it won't happen again, dearest! After all, it was an accident."
"-can't breathe-"
"Oops. Sorry."
8. Hurt/Comfort: Sakura stood at his side as he lit the incense, staring ahead so she wouldn't see any wetness in her husband's eyes.
When they went home she draped herself against his back and she didn't say anything, so he could keep pretending she didn't know he was crying.
9. Smut: She dug her hands in his hair, fistfuls of thick inky locks, and she pulled his head back. He was gorgeous, throat arched, offered, eyes dark with an intensity that went past desire.
She kissed him with bruising force and pushed herself all the way down.
10. UST: He'd noticed she had grown up, slender and quick, long white legs, perky breasts, but he didn't start actively wanting her until she planted a boot in the middle of his chest and slammed him through two feet of concrete. Standing over him with the sun behind her head, he could see nothing but strength and pride and that skirt slowly fluttering down.
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NaruSaku
1. Angst: "I've been trying my best, but I still miss him. I can't just --"
"Me too."
"I think... I think I always will."
"Me too."
"...You're the only one who understands, Sakura-chan."
2. AU: "Whatcha readin'?"
Sakura eyed the blond stranger who'd slipped in his booth. She didn't feel like being rude today, so she tilted up the cover of his book to show him. He laughed when he read the title. He had nice blue eyes, she noticed, and his laughter held no malice at all.
"Vampire chick lit? Really?"
"Hey, it's great for escapism," she retorted, only a little defensive.
"I'm sure real vampires think so. All that hype about silken shirts and raven locks and alaba-something skin..."
"Oh, someone's a connoisseur in vampire chick lit, I see."
He flailed his hands quickly, horrified and amused in equal measures. "I was just curious about them! And the ones with wild tormented artists and gold-hearted hustlers and CEOs who are so successful they can afford to go a-courting all day. I bet it gives real vampire CEOs complexes."
"That's exactly why they're so fun to read," Sakura replied, grinning until her fangs showed.
3. Crack: "... Okay. Tell me again how you broke your penis and then I'll see whether I feel like fixing it."
4. Crossover: "A-are you a Slayer?" the stranger asked, eyes wide with shock.
Sakura tilted her head in confusion. "Not to my knowledge." Then she punched him through the chest and watched him burst into dust just like the first assailant had.
Naruto sneezed. "Weirdest bloodline ever."
5. First Time: "You broke my bed," she muttered, voice blank with utter disbelief.
Naruto grinned sheepishly and bounced a couple of times. "Mattress is still good!"
The mattress started listing to the side with little warning. Sakura slipped along the sheets until she collided with him; the light impact finished shoving Naruto down, and then they spent a minute or so squirming against each other and trying to straighten up. She pushed herself up on her arms in the end, but he didn't. He was trapped there, she realized, between the wall and the tilted mattress, tangled in the sheets, hindered by her weight.
"You broke my bed," Sakura repeated with dangerous softness.
She sat up across his hips and growled down, "You're going to pay me back, and you're going to pay me now. I swear Naruto, the only way you'll leave my room alive is if you leave me too exhausted to kill you."
6. Fluff: "Say AAH," Sakura instructed.
Naruto was torn. Sakura-chan feeding him! ... Asparagus.
In the end he opened his mouth and swallowed, of course.
7. Humor: "... That Kakashi plushie is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life."
"Sakura-chan, it's not a plushie! It's a TARGET!"
"So now you sleep with your targets? That's going to look nice on your ANBU sheet."
8. Hurt/Comfort: "It's okay Naruto, it's okay, I'll have you free in a minute -- just don't move, it'll be okay--"
He chuckles, rough and pained. "Yeah. S'okay. You're the best healer in the world. The hottest, too."
"Are you flirting?! It's really not the moment--"
"...Heh. 's the best moment!" Bloodstained grin. "Like you better angry than scared."
9. Smut: When she sees an hourglass figure and hip-length gold hair amongst the women reaching the hot springs, she stiffens, and her hand instinctively feels around for something to throw. But then she sees he's not looking right or left; he's just looking at her. His full lips curve into a secretive smirk as he slips in the water beside her. Sakura sinks to her chin in the bubbling water and glares for all she's worth. It's too late to make a scene, sadly enough.
Then long legs tangle with hers and a hand wanders up her inner thigh, and she closes her eyes and tells herself the red of her face will be attributed to the water, and no one can see anything past the bubbles anyway.
She spreads her knees and smooths away all facial expression. It's too late to make a scene, after all.
10. UST: She doesn't see him as a man. She knows he is. But he's not 'a man', he's 'Naruto'. Silly, annoying, steadfast, funny. Adjectives for a brother, maybe. For a teammate, a best buddy.
His body cuts through the waterfall like he barely notices its strength, tons of water breaking open on his shoulders. His flat, darkened hair doesn't take attention from his widening jaw anymore -- or from his neck, his wide shoulders, his defined body.
She pretends her nipples have tightened with painful swiftness only because of the spray and the wind. But she's not cold, not cold at all, and it has little to do with the sun and a lot more with the way Naruto's bare arms rise overhead to punch through the waterfall again.
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and since it's fun ... Anyone wanna suggest other pairings for me to mutilate? XD Yes, GW and FF7 and whatnot. (just plz no ozzies or turks. i'm not good at them. .__.) (note -- pairing, not threesomes plz.
na_no_nai already did team seven. ^^)
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Lacus/Cagalli? ^_^
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