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roarrrrr *rant rant rant* deviantart bitching.
Okay, this is a deviantart-related bitching session, that I'm reposting here because I know some of you enjoy it when I go RARRRR.
I swear I could draw akamaru/pakkun on there and someone would still complain that clearly Akamaru is canonly going to end up with Kiba's big sister's three dogs and here's the manifesto to prove it. Also I have a headache that won't quit from looking at all this anti-hinata wank. This post sounds super-pissy as a result. But it was actually kind of funny to write and now I feel much better, so heh.
Still got the headache though. Hn.
Fact: either naruhina/sasusaku or narusaku will become canon in the manga.
Fact: I am not the person drawing the manga.
Therefore: Why do people keep expecting me to draw only stuff that will fit in (what they assume/hope/make a wild ass guess will be in) the manga.
Furthermore: WHY DO THEY EXPECT ME TO GIVE A SHIT.
I like Sasuke with Naruto. It's not gonna happen in the manga. I like Sasuke with Itachi. It's DEFINITIVELY not gonna happen in the manga. I like Itachi with Neji. Do those two even know the other guy exists?
So you post and you tell me so. "You know, the pic is okay, but I really don't think those two are gonna happen." And it takes me all my strength to keep from asking you what's that got to do with the price of butter in China and whether you were always so obnoxious and obsessive and smug about your ship of choice.
I like Sasuke with Sakura because it's romantico-tragic and their color schemes offset each other nicely. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And Sakura with Naruto because they make for dynamic and vivid scenes. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And Naruto with Sasuke because there is no end to the variety of things I could draw them doing and they'd still be hot/funny/tragic/everything. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And all three of them together, always and forever amen. (It damn well SHOULD happen.)
I like Naruto with Hinata because it's sweet and cute. I like Hinata with Neji because it's tragic and pretty to look at. I like Sasuke with Hinata because visually they match like a set of mostly-silent noble-born bookends. I like Naruko-chan with KyuubiNaruto because it's the best, hottest crack, and if it happens in the manga I will take a plane ticket and suck Kishimoto's dick, but I'm pretty sure my mouth is, sadly, going to remain unmolested.
If you don't like them, you have two choice.
1) I still like the art style! Here, have some compliment and/or helpful art crit.
2) OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MARVELOUS INVENTION?? IS IT THE FABLED BACKBUTTON???? :O
I don't give a shit if you don't like my subject matter. It's not my problem -- it's YOURS.
I don't give a shit that you believe Kishimoto told you how everything will end and anyone who dares to make pretty pictures that don't relate to The Canon Pairings As I Assume They Will Happen should have their drawings printed and used as toilet paper because it shouldn't have been drawn in the first place, no matter how pretty or fun the end result is and how many hours they spent working on it.
Conclusion: Don't drag me into pairing debates. My picture comments are for comments about the picture. If you can't comment on the picture, then don't comment at all.
We good? Thank you, goodnight.
I fucking hate how I keep having to rewrite this kind of post over and over again.
also stop sending me forwarded OMG THIS GUYZ A HACKAR QUICK SPAM EVRY1 ON UR FRENDLIST BECAUSE THAT IS SO GONNA HELP MORE THEN JUST REPORTING TEH GAIZ TO TEH ADMINZ emails. I will Force-choke you through the internet.
I swear I could draw akamaru/pakkun on there and someone would still complain that clearly Akamaru is canonly going to end up with Kiba's big sister's three dogs and here's the manifesto to prove it. Also I have a headache that won't quit from looking at all this anti-hinata wank. This post sounds super-pissy as a result. But it was actually kind of funny to write and now I feel much better, so heh.
Still got the headache though. Hn.
Fact: either naruhina/sasusaku or narusaku will become canon in the manga.
Fact: I am not the person drawing the manga.
Therefore: Why do people keep expecting me to draw only stuff that will fit in (what they assume/hope/make a wild ass guess will be in) the manga.
Furthermore: WHY DO THEY EXPECT ME TO GIVE A SHIT.
I like Sasuke with Naruto. It's not gonna happen in the manga. I like Sasuke with Itachi. It's DEFINITIVELY not gonna happen in the manga. I like Itachi with Neji. Do those two even know the other guy exists?
So you post and you tell me so. "You know, the pic is okay, but I really don't think those two are gonna happen." And it takes me all my strength to keep from asking you what's that got to do with the price of butter in China and whether you were always so obnoxious and obsessive and smug about your ship of choice.
I like Sasuke with Sakura because it's romantico-tragic and their color schemes offset each other nicely. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And Sakura with Naruto because they make for dynamic and vivid scenes. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And Naruto with Sasuke because there is no end to the variety of things I could draw them doing and they'd still be hot/funny/tragic/everything. Not because It's So Gonna Happen!!!! And all three of them together, always and forever amen. (It damn well SHOULD happen.)
I like Naruto with Hinata because it's sweet and cute. I like Hinata with Neji because it's tragic and pretty to look at. I like Sasuke with Hinata because visually they match like a set of mostly-silent noble-born bookends. I like Naruko-chan with KyuubiNaruto because it's the best, hottest crack, and if it happens in the manga I will take a plane ticket and suck Kishimoto's dick, but I'm pretty sure my mouth is, sadly, going to remain unmolested.
If you don't like them, you have two choice.
1) I still like the art style! Here, have some compliment and/or helpful art crit.
2) OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MARVELOUS INVENTION?? IS IT THE FABLED BACKBUTTON???? :O
I don't give a shit if you don't like my subject matter. It's not my problem -- it's YOURS.
I don't give a shit that you believe Kishimoto told you how everything will end and anyone who dares to make pretty pictures that don't relate to The Canon Pairings As I Assume They Will Happen should have their drawings printed and used as toilet paper because it shouldn't have been drawn in the first place, no matter how pretty or fun the end result is and how many hours they spent working on it.
Conclusion: Don't drag me into pairing debates. My picture comments are for comments about the picture. If you can't comment on the picture, then don't comment at all.
We good? Thank you, goodnight.
I fucking hate how I keep having to rewrite this kind of post over and over again.
also stop sending me forwarded OMG THIS GUYZ A HACKAR QUICK SPAM EVRY1 ON UR FRENDLIST BECAUSE THAT IS SO GONNA HELP MORE THEN JUST REPORTING TEH GAIZ TO TEH ADMINZ emails. I will Force-choke you through the internet.
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It is sad that there is such pairing/fiction/art hate out there. Sad, sad.
And I am amazed that people send you art hate because its soooooo pretty, even when you draw crack pairings! It's still pretty!!!!!
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