askerian | I am not scared of spiders usually, but there's spider and then there's SPIDZILLA.

Askerian: SPIDER AS BIG AS MY HAND
Askerian: HOLY FUCK
Sarolynne: O.O
Sarolynne: Where?
Askerian: behind my screen on the wall how did it get in
Sarolynne: ....
Sarolynne: Kill it.
Askerian: ...gnihhh
Askerian: it's gone. phew
Askerian: but first it went to hide behind my heater
Askerian: then it tried to kill me! but i got one of its legs >O
Askerian: thing was so leggy i only got one, and i was hitting it with a ... thing. big. book-big.
Askerian: then i put it on the thing and threw it through the window except we're on the ground floor so WHAT IF IT GETS BACK IN
Askerian: ... suddenly I AM AWAKE.
Sarolynne: *petpets*
Askerian: then mom started commenting about how it could have fallen from the ceiling on my face while i slept and stuff/
Askerian: eeevil

Okay it wasn't exactly hand-big. More like palm-big. ... With its legs half-folded. So still pretty damn fucking big. Maybe it it stretched all its legs it could be hand-sized. Okay I have small hands but. yes. Still. We're in France here, not in some kind of jungle.

Fuck.

What if it gets back in.

sleep is for the weak and spiderless.

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I totally feel your pain... Ugh, I hate spiders. I think my worst experience ever was my freshman year at college; there was this giant mutant bug that came through my window and smacked into my laptop. Srsly, it looked like a giant spider had crossed paths with a grasshopper at midnight, then decided to breed with a tick for good measure--that suck had FANGS! And WINGS!

So of course I start screaming, and my RA (resident assistant) comes bursting in with mace, thinking I'm being assaulted, only to find my cowering on my roomie's top bunk, armed with a hanger and boot and looking like I'd escaped from an asylum.

Yeah, needless to say, I feel your pain. Good luck keeping that sucker out of your room o.O

I am not scared of spiders usually, but there's spider and then there's SPIDZILLA.

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