I am not scared of spiders usually, but there's spider and then there's SPIDZILLA.

[askerian]

Askerian: SPIDER AS BIG AS MY HAND
Askerian: HOLY FUCK
Sarolynne: O.O
Sarolynne: Where?
Askerian: behind my screen on the wall how did it get in
Sarolynne: ....
Sarolynne: Kill it.
Askerian: ...gnihhh
Askerian: it's gone. phew
Askerian: but first it went to hide behind my heater
Askerian: then it tried to kill me! but i got one of its legs >O
Askerian: thing was so leggy i only got one, and i was hitting it with a ... thing. big. book-big.
Askerian: then i put it on the thing and threw it through the window except we're on the ground floor so WHAT IF IT GETS BACK IN
Askerian: ... suddenly I AM AWAKE.
Sarolynne: *petpets*
Askerian: then mom started commenting about how it could have fallen from the ceiling on my face while i slept and stuff/
Askerian: eeevil


Okay it wasn't exactly hand-big. More like palm-big. ... With its legs half-folded. So still pretty damn fucking big. Maybe it it stretched all its legs it could be hand-sized. Okay I have small hands but. yes. Still. We're in France here, not in some kind of jungle.

Fuck.

What if it gets back in.



sleep is for the weak and spiderless.

Comments

[hsbs.livejournal.com]

aha hahha...you would hate it here in Australia! We have BIG HAIRY VENOMOUS MONSTER 'PIDEYS with enormous fangs that can jump 2 feet in the air!

mwah hah ha ha

and they are the fun ones! the little black ones with red-backs can kill you. i prefer the big one you can see than the little deadly ones you cant1

sweet dreams

(Hey you're a great artist - why dont you draw some arachnophobic faces on our favourite Naruto characters!)

[toxic-zombie33.livejournal.com]

Australia, huh? Doesn't surprise me, I've heard pretty much everything in Australia is super-lethal poisonous, including jellyfish, most plants, insects, house pets, cars and telephone poles.