askerian | Teamwork. -_

*prods Sasuke with stick* Come on, Sasuke, you were the one who wanted violence. Work with me a little here. ~__~

I think I'm gonna have to scrap the scene I started -- or shove it back into a sidefic -- and start the fic a couple of weeks later in the timeline. As fun as it could be (if I ever find that stupid bunny again and manage to write it), it's slow and low-key, and that's definitely not a good intro to the HOMGWEREGONNADIE-ness of the rest. Too boring.

In other news, I'm being plagued -- PLAGUED -- by bunnies of Sasuke and kitties. I'd give him pets in the future of Teamwork, but KyuuNaru would kinda scare them off with his BWAHAHAHA I AM TEH ULTIMATE PREDATOR aura. T_T Been trying to draw Sasuke napping with kitties draped on him, but you wouldn't believe how difficult that is. When it's not Sasuke's head or the way his legs fold, it's the cats' bodies. Unfaiiiirr.

In other, other news, my connection still sucks unholy amounts of ass and I'm not sure my comment alerts is back. I got a couple of alerts, but is it back or did they just get slip through the cracks?

edit: I still don't have a good idea for the first test. It was, apparently, a test of both spying/smarts and resolve. I don't want to copy what Ibiki did. Anyone got ideas? It's not gonna be very long anyway because it's mostly to weed out people who really aren't qualified for Chuunin, so team Seven will breeze right through, but I still need something before I throw them in the survival test.
aha! Might have something that works. Thanks,

artimusdin ♥

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Damn you, I didn't need the plunnie.

*__* ohoho. Which one?

http://joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com/152618.html

mental image: Sasukitty being followed around by hordes of real girlkitties in heat. mewwwww sasukitty kakkoi~

ahaha. omg. AWESOME. Write it!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Kyuubi: Grrr. I AM BADASS!
Kitty: *yawn*
Kyuubi: Grrr!
Kitty: zzzzz
Kyuubi: DAMMIT, SNACK SIZE! GRR!
Kitty: prrrrrr
Kyuubi: ...fuck. *petpets*

IOW, cats are insolent. It's one of their more endearing defining traits. Besides, they're also fuzzy little psychotic killing machines. Kyuubi would like that. He'd be all, 'BWAHAHAHAHAH! YES, MY MINIONS! BRING ME MORE SLAUGHTERED SMALL ANIMALS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!'

Well, the core of Ibiki's tests, as I perceive them, seems to be, "Here, I'll give you this clear-cut choice to make and then give DEAFENING SUBLIMINAL SIGNALS which answer you should pick. Get it right and you pass." The written part is probably traditional but not required, and the teamwork emphasis is, IMHO, too much of a Leaf thing to be a part of every exam.

*snerk* yeah, but most cats also zip out of here very fast if you go HSS at them and startle them, and they can tell Kyuubi is HUGE and hungry. Alas. T__T Maybe if they got one as a tiny kitten...

'BWAHAHAHAHAH! YES, MY MINIONS! BRING ME MORE SLAUGHTERED SMALL ANIMALS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!'
... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *dies*

OOH good point about the teamwork emphasis. Especially since the country that's hosting this year isn't really known for its friendliness. Still, I need something to make them DO... Hnn. A test of resolve? *ponderponderponder* But since it's still the last one where you can go "I quit" without risking too much... Hmm. (because qitting in the middle of the survival exam is probably doable, but you still have to get the hell out of the area on your own, and the other teams won't know you quit anyway XD)

Okay so, test of resolve... And perhaps spying. Hnn. And maybe genjutsu... "FACE YOUR WORST FEARRRR!!" ? ... kay maybe not, Sasuke and Naruto would level the area if they were faced with Itachi or loose!rampaging!Kyuubi. XD Hmm hmm hmm.

You will allow yourself to be put under this very painful genjutsu. Why, yes, it's torture. Agree or fail.

Hm. A test where saying, "Screw you, I quit" is actually how you pass? Proving you have the intelligence not to do something supremely stupid?

...wait. If that were the case, Naruto would flunk. Nevermind...

=D It's alright, I've got an idea for the first test now. Sasuke and Sakura don't even slow down. naruto -- umm well. He does pass. They never specified HOW you must reach the goal, after all. >.>

... but now I'm stuck on something else. Nrgh. Stupid politics-heavy dialogue. I kind of want to whine at you on AIM and hope something pops out, but you're not online, and besides I kind of guess it's something I should figure out FIRST and write second. XD;;;

Good luck! *has no other helpful comments at the moment* x_x;

=D;;;

*petpetloves* é.è

Well, they have nin-dogs, why not nin-cats? A nin-cat would probably be less likely to be skittish and might well hang around just to prove they're not scared. XD (Although I'm trying to remember anything about how Naruto affects animals and not coming up with any weird reactions...)

XD; I'm not going to get Sasuke cat-summons just so he can sleep under them at naptime. It would be a rather frivolous drain of energy, i'd think. But the idea is cute ^^

(series!Naruto, no, but my Kyuubi-ized!Naruto, well, it's starting. >_>)

*snerk* Oh, I'm looking forward to that one. Poor Naruto, they keep insisting that intellect is supposed to be part of a Shinobi's arsenal along with the Big Booms and Posing.

Darn. I might actually have been online this weekend, if not for an assignment. And I like bouncing story ideas around, and all of the people I normally talk to for that sort of thing are overseas and on polar opposite timeframes... *sadness*

Indeed. Intellect and genjutsu.

He's doomed. u.u;

... Woe. Unfairness! Maybe later? i'm sure i still have plot snags to throw at you. >D

(...yes. Yes he is. Good thing he has two very good teammates who can cover his tail.)

Possibly! That would be fun. ^_^ (Although... I'm not sure I even have your AIM name...)

lolol

I blame you for this! You got this idea into my head. Sooo, a pressie for you for being so amazing and inspiring :)

Pressie (http://mignonne422.livejournal.com/2398.html#cutid1)

Teamwork. -__-;;

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