OH MY GOD KISHI IS OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR REALZ

[askerian]

OH KISHIMOTO YOU BRILLIANT, AWESOME, LOVELY MAN YOU. MY WOMB IS ALL YOURS. OH GOD MARRY ME PLEASE. PLEASE.


I NEED THE TRANSLATION RIGHT NOW I

OMG

OMFG

*flails*


http://www.sendspace.com/file/1kloaz

edit: translation! http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=196915











































Askerian: woohoo! naruto raw is up
Askerian: *waits for translation*
Askerian: ... who am i kidding
ReaperBoi02: XD
Askerian: *looks at the pictures*
ReaperBoi02: you're downloading it now huh?
Askerian: http://www.sendspace.com/file/1kloaz
Askerian: ohhsasuke
Askerian: oh man he's totally checking out waterguy
ReaperBoi02: XD
Askerian: MANBUTT
Askerian: ... o.o ... cute. but freaky
Askerian: oh man, kisame teeth
Askerian: is sasuke trying to get himself a sidekick? XD
ReaperBoi02: i can't download ^^;; i'm on dial up
Askerian: and why do kishi's men have better asses than his women???
Askerian: aww
ReaperBoi02: because kishi is gay
Askerian: i could send it to you, would it work?
ReaperBoi02: well it would still be slow
Askerian: email?
ReaperBoi02: plus i was gonna go to bed
Askerian: aww ok
ReaperBoi02: 2am ^^;;;;;;;;
Askerian: oh man, the guy's being all cute...
Askerian: aw
Askerian: OMG. XD he's threatening sasuke!!!
ReaperBoi02: save the link for me or pimp it in your lj?
Askerian: hahaha
Askerian: okay ;;
ReaperBoi02: i'll get it tomorrow when i wake up
ReaperBoi02: *smooch* oyasumi asuka
Askerian: OH MY GOD THE GAY
Askerian: NOOO
Askerian: SERA THE GAY
ReaperBoi02: D:
ReaperBoi02: HOW GAY IS IT
Askerian: NAKED MAN STANDING PRESSED AGAINST SASUKES BACK
Askerian: THATS HOW GAY
ReaperBoi02: ............ FRONT OR BACK?
Askerian: FRONT
ReaperBoi02: OMG IS HE TRYING TO SURPRISE BUTTSEX SASUKE?
Askerian: HI MR NAKED GUYS CROTCH
Askerian: ALAS THE ASSBOW IS AN ULTIMATE DEFENSE
ReaperBoi02: NOOOOOOOO THAT'S NARUTO TERROTORY
ReaperBoi02: ... so that's why Sasuke ties it the way he does
ReaperBoi02: if the bow was in the back, it would get in the way
Askerian: apparently. D:
Askerian: ...
ReaperBoi02: :Db
Askerian: AHAHAHA OMG KONOHAMARU AHAHAHAHA
Askerian: konohamaru: *arrives, super serious business face on*
ReaperBoi02: STOP TEMPTING ME I'M SLEEPY
Askerian: naruto: you wanna fight, punk >D
ReaperBoi02: DDDDD:
Askerian: konohamaru: bunshin no jutsu!!
Askerian: naruto: ... >:D
ReaperBoi02: :OOOOO
Askerian: konohamaru: *sexy no jutsu, lesbian version!!*
Askerian: *DIES*
Askerian: XD
ReaperBoi02: YOU'RE LYING
ReaperBoi02: YOU LYING LIAR
Askerian: NO REALLY I SWEAR
Askerian: i can upload it
ReaperBoi02: YOU'RE A LYING LIAR THAT LIES
ReaperBoi02: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Askerian: NO
ReaperBoi02: >.> *kinda awake now*
Askerian: *upload upload*
Askerian: HAHAHA
ReaperBoi02: ;.;
Askerian: ...
Askerian: ...
Askerian: sera
Askerian: sera
ReaperBoi02: .-.
Askerian: sera omg what
Askerian: no way
Askerian: NO WAY
Askerian: OMG THIS IS A JOKE CHAPTER IT HAS TO BE
Askerian: *FLAILS OMFG*
Askerian: **FLAILS**
Askerian: *SPAZZES*
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAT WHAT WHAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAAAAAAAAT
Askerian: oh my god
Askerian: oh
Askerian: wait
Askerian: oh god
Askerian: no fucking way oh god
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
Askerian: KISHI MARRY ME
ReaperBoi02: DDDDDDDDDDDD; TELL
Askerian: oh
ReaperBoi02: T_T!!!!
Askerian: oh kishi oh god i love you beyond words
Askerian: YOU NEED THIS CHAPTER LIKE NOW
Askerian: it's uploading
Askerian: sera
ReaperBoi02: i hate you ;.;
ReaperBoi02: *stays up*
Askerian: sera sasuke goes back to the great naruto bridge and haku and zabuza's crosses
Askerian: sera
Askerian: omg i need to know what he's saying
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/07.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/08.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/09.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/10.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/10.jpg
Askerian: argh
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/11.jpg
ReaperBoi02: *CLICKU*
ReaperBoi02: *loads slow*
ReaperBoi02: .___.;;
Askerian: ;_;
Askerian: just load page 11
Askerian: NO 10
ReaperBoi02: ohgodnarutohasjiraiyaspervface
Askerian: PAGE 10 NOW
ReaperBoi02: i'm trying!
Askerian: you're going to DIE
Askerian: I DIED
ReaperBoi02: W
ReaperBoi02: W
ReaperBoi02: WTF IS THAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: IT'S
ReaperBoi02: OMG
Askerian: YES
Askerian: YES
Askerian: IT IS
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: *CLING TO YOU*
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: *goes to edit lj >_>;;*
ReaperBoi02: you need to write a faghag!Sakura fic now
ReaperBoi02: this chapter demands it
Askerian: YES
ReaperBoi02: ilu
Askerian: yes me too
ReaperBoi02: also iwant icons when the clean HQ scans come out
Askerian: YES ME TOO


Askerian: *forgives EVERYTHING on the spot*
Askerian: ahahaha
Askerian: ... Sakura is a fag hag!!!
Askerian: IT'S CANON













Play with the panels and the base as much as you want to, no credit necessary. go wild, peoples~




o-omg. still can't believe it happened.

Comments

[askerian]

YES

IT'S CANON SAKURA LIKES THE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS

OMG OT3 SOCANON.

*flails with* !!!!

[alienyak.livejournal.com]

I think Sasuke's planning to get 2 more people... who water boy doesn't like. He bitches, Sasuke tells him to deal with it. Water boy does gun thing and says he's going to clarify the situation, (er, not sure about next bit) states that everyone was after Orochimaru, and it's not a big deal that Sasuke killed him.

However, since it's advantageous to him, water boy's going to stay with the guy who killed his senpai (Zabuza). They leave.

*In Konoha* Naruto asks Konohamaru if he remembers Kage Bunshin... resulting in Konohamaru's sexy no jutsu, female version. Naruto's quite happy, but Sakura's pissed. Cue sexy no jutsu, male version. Sakura fangirls before she can stop herself.

The Sasuke/Sai killed my brain, btw.

Then Sasuke takes water boy to Naruto bridge (I think that's what it's called, right?) to see Zabuza's grave, and water boy takes Zabuza's sword. Which happens to be one of the 7 shinobi ninshuu (same as Kisame's). Then they leave.

Sorry if any of the above turns out to be inaccurate.

[askerian]

Thank you! ^_____^ It seems to match what's happening in the manga anyway, so eh, we'll see. XD

The Sasuke/Sai is my secret weakness. D; It's just so cracktastically brainbreaky.

EXCEPT NOW IT'S CANON.

Oh my god i want to see sasuke's face if he ever hears about it.

sasuke: *stares at konohamaru* you did. what?
konohamaru: I'm not scared!! >( *does it again*
sasuke: ... you would have traumatized naruto more if he'd been the uke. just saying.
sai: Ohh, I see. But you know, Naruto's dick is very tiny.
sasuke: ... >.> how the hell do you know bitch he doesn't need it if he's bottoming.
naruto: h-HEY DDD:

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

Naruto is such a big mindfuck for me. Everytime I think I'm over it, it does something amazing like this. *resigned*

Sasuke has his own little Kisame now :'D

[askerian]

u_u Indeed. we're in it until the end, i'm afraid. even when this man's plots have holes big enough to fit a kyuubi through...

... he caught us with The Gay. D; *critical hit!*


Yyyyeah, that's what makes me "huh" a bit now. How convenient. Sasuke's really pushing the "just like niisan" bit a little much. But OH WELL, now I can shove him at Sai and they can try to reenact sasunaru and i'll feel less guilty about not letting Sai in on the OT3 luvins. XD

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA !
Ren que pour ça je suis content d'avoir procrastiné dimanche et d'avoir lu les derniers chapitres de naruto online ^^

[askerian]

MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[oruo.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JFNLJDNRLJS I /LITTERALLY/ HAD A GODDAMN NOSEBLEED!!! *dies* nsghbrgGJFSLHBNBSFNLJGNBLSJFNHLJNS *SCREAMS* YAOI FANGIRL!SAKURA XD....

AND NARUTO WAS ONLY BITCHING BECAUSE IT WAS SAI AND NOT HIM!

[askerian]

... he was?

no, seriously? o_o

[meanne77.livejournal.com]

... J'en reste sans voix...

[askerian]

*____* ♥

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

* IS SUDDENLY VERY AWAKE* O_O

[askerian]

OH YOU TOO? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *AWAKE WITH*

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

So... we have a naked guy humping Sasuke, lesbian fanservice no jutsu, yaoi fanservice no jutsu... This is like the gayest shounen series ever. Sakura's 'oh shit did I say that out loud' expression was priceless.

[askerian]

*T________________T* yes. Yes, it is.

♥

[springinstep.livejournal.com]

Just dropping in to say I hope you don't mind me adding this journal to my watch list.

And those are some VERY tasty manga scans. I need to hurry and catch up with this damn thing! TT__TT

[askerian]

Hee! No problem, go ahead ^____^ (oh my. robin. good taste. ♥)

You know where to find the scans, yes? I can find a page for you otherwise. ^^;

[nekostella.livejournal.com]

Je t'aime *.* *vien juste de se lever et qu'est ce que je toruve sur ton lj *.* *

Mon dieu kishimoto realise tous les rêve de ses fan féminines là O.O
Je suis pas fan du tout de yaoi mais là O.O Sasuke et sai koi!! mes deux chouchous torse poual O.O et c'est hawt!
*aux anges*

[askerian]

mouahahahahahahahahaha. >D

bon ben joyeux noel. XDDD

[romyra]

ZOMG Thank You Thank You THANK YOU for the scans.....oh my GOD!!! Canon BL Sasuke/Sai. I Love this!!!!!!!

[lukita.livejournal.com]

OMG Kishi have us hook line and sinker. ♥ It's also completely awesome that he's getting away with it in a shonen manga.

Damnit, I wanted it to be Naruto, but Sai is so cracktastic.

[askerian]

That's really to entice naruto. He has a thing for black-haired pretty boys, rly. u.u ♥

[bluefate.livejournal.com]

This is so the porn chapter!!
Well...drawing naked bodies is the best way to improve one's skill with anatomy...XD
Now we know who Sakura ships....

With getting fishboy who was either had some of the Mist Seven swordmen skills, or atleast just an exMist-nin who looks like Kisame,..is Sasuke copying his brother again...?
True use of the assbow = XD

This is the reason we need world peace and just have one common langauge worldwide....XD

AiE-who is that on the last page with hotshorts on?? Yeah, I'll be annoyed if it turns out to be a guy...we need more hot women! I can only guess it's Sasuke's next replacement partner...

[bluefate.livejournal.com]

...Did Sakura change outfits again?
She did.
Hooray for black shirt that's not pink.
Boo for sleeves.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

*PICKS JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR* HOLY SHIT! KISHIMOTO PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS WITH THIS ONE! ♥ Sakura's a yaoi fangirl! XDDD

[askerian]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF EEEEEEE




Because Kishi is made of win :D

[askerian]

hahaha. XD Awesome!

look i made one too.

[wakikaki.livejournal.com]

OH MY DEAR LORD!!!!!!! HAHAHAH!!! OH KISHI!!! We all knew it!!!

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

*comes abruptly and totally wide awake*

O.

M.

F.

G.

[askerian]

HAHAHA.

Yeeeah. I should have been asleep hours ago. I can't, i'm too wired.

And here I admired him for being so daring with The Kiss. *♥___♥*

[askerian]

BWARHARHAR.

It's a girl, translation apparently confirms this. And she has a sexy "hay look at my ass back" shirt. I can get behind that. Unf. *__*

*lures you* come baaaack... coooome baaaaaack...

[ayonoi.livejournal.com]

I liked Sskura's reaction the best...yaoi fangirl XD!!! All the guys were....XD! It cracked me up that Konohamaru used Sasuke and Sai...that was great. Sai was like "huh'? LOVED IT!!

Nakedness all around. The guy is as cute as he is creepy. He has Zabuza and Kisame teeth. Oh shit! Sasuke is trying to imitate Itachi by getting himself a mist ninja. Kisame, watch your fishy ass, there is a new kid in town.

I am not sure what the male fanbase is going to do with this but the female fanbase is SUPER DUPER HAPPY!! XD!!!

And dude, sorry to break it to you but Kishi got married a few years ago. I wonder if his wife asks for "fanservice" and he provides it by the gallon XD.
I almost feel like printing my download and just look at it all day and snicker aloud at work.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Being married is not proof of heterosexuality. Some gay men get married to women due to family pressure, to have kids, or to hide their gayness.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

........I am awake now. Jeez. That's better than caffeine.

However, there are no WORDS for how gay that is.

[everyheart.livejournal.com]

-cannot BREATHE-

OMGOMGOMGOMGYESYESYESYES. KISHI. KISHI. YES. 8DDDDDDDDD

EVEN SAKURA PERVED. OMG.

....

-dies and dies some more-

BUT I'M DYING OF YAY AND SQUEE SO HAPPY-DAY. 8D

[askerian]

NEWSFLASH! ALL AROUND THE WORLD YOUNG WOMEN ARE FALLING TO THE FLOOR TWITCHING! WHAT IS THIS STRANGE EPIDEMIC??!

*___________________*

[romyra]

OOOHHHHH TEH PRETTY!!!
um I taking those icons....must use everywhere now since it is canon.Konohamaru knows!!!!!

[askerian]

HOHOHOHOHO.

Go ahead, go ahead ^____^ ♥

[azartti.livejournal.com]

OMG if I were in class I wouldn't be able to contain the laugh, lucky my teacher didn't come.

OMG SASUKE + SAI = OTP! xD
Sakura yaoi fan, god I'm diying here! This is so awesome. I love Konohamaru *3*

Also I don't know who said it, but yeah Naruto was bitching 'cause it was Sai and not him.

[rainmakerslurve.livejournal.com]

SHIT. I'm still waiting for them to be all "JKLOLZZ!11!1"

*clings to chapter!*

[askerian]

Yeah, I woke up and had to read it all over again in case it was a dream. XDDDD

[kineko.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDD ho mon dieu mon dieu, il a eut les couilles de le faire!!! XD

[kineko.livejournal.com]

aufait juste comme ca, je suis la seule à penser que le petit frère de Kisame a chopé tout les bons gènes?