askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (T7_ZOMGWTF!)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2007-03-22 10:21 am

OH MY GOD KISHI IS OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR REALZ

OH KISHIMOTO YOU BRILLIANT, AWESOME, LOVELY MAN YOU. MY WOMB IS ALL YOURS. OH GOD MARRY ME PLEASE. PLEASE.


I NEED THE TRANSLATION RIGHT NOW I

OMG

OMFG

*flails*


http://www.sendspace.com/file/1kloaz

edit: translation! http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=196915











































Askerian: woohoo! naruto raw is up
Askerian: *waits for translation*
Askerian: ... who am i kidding
ReaperBoi02: XD
Askerian: *looks at the pictures*
ReaperBoi02: you're downloading it now huh?
Askerian: http://www.sendspace.com/file/1kloaz
Askerian: ohhsasuke
Askerian: oh man he's totally checking out waterguy
ReaperBoi02: XD
Askerian: MANBUTT
Askerian: ... o.o ... cute. but freaky
Askerian: oh man, kisame teeth
Askerian: is sasuke trying to get himself a sidekick? XD
ReaperBoi02: i can't download ^^;; i'm on dial up
Askerian: and why do kishi's men have better asses than his women???
Askerian: aww
ReaperBoi02: because kishi is gay
Askerian: i could send it to you, would it work?
ReaperBoi02: well it would still be slow
Askerian: email?
ReaperBoi02: plus i was gonna go to bed
Askerian: aww ok
ReaperBoi02: 2am ^^;;;;;;;;
Askerian: oh man, the guy's being all cute...
Askerian: aw
Askerian: OMG. XD he's threatening sasuke!!!
ReaperBoi02: save the link for me or pimp it in your lj?
Askerian: hahaha
Askerian: okay ;;
ReaperBoi02: i'll get it tomorrow when i wake up
ReaperBoi02: *smooch* oyasumi asuka
Askerian: OH MY GOD THE GAY
Askerian: NOOO
Askerian: SERA THE GAY
ReaperBoi02: D:
ReaperBoi02: HOW GAY IS IT
Askerian: NAKED MAN STANDING PRESSED AGAINST SASUKES BACK
Askerian: THATS HOW GAY
ReaperBoi02: ............ FRONT OR BACK?
Askerian: FRONT
ReaperBoi02: OMG IS HE TRYING TO SURPRISE BUTTSEX SASUKE?
Askerian: HI MR NAKED GUYS CROTCH
Askerian: ALAS THE ASSBOW IS AN ULTIMATE DEFENSE
ReaperBoi02: NOOOOOOOO THAT'S NARUTO TERROTORY
ReaperBoi02: ... so that's why Sasuke ties it the way he does
ReaperBoi02: if the bow was in the back, it would get in the way
Askerian: apparently. D:
Askerian: ...
ReaperBoi02: :Db
Askerian: AHAHAHA OMG KONOHAMARU AHAHAHAHA
Askerian: konohamaru: *arrives, super serious business face on*
ReaperBoi02: STOP TEMPTING ME I'M SLEEPY
Askerian: naruto: you wanna fight, punk >D
ReaperBoi02: DDDDD:
Askerian: konohamaru: bunshin no jutsu!!
Askerian: naruto: ... >:D
ReaperBoi02: :OOOOO
Askerian: konohamaru: *sexy no jutsu, lesbian version!!*
Askerian: *DIES*
Askerian: XD
ReaperBoi02: YOU'RE LYING
ReaperBoi02: YOU LYING LIAR
Askerian: NO REALLY I SWEAR
Askerian: i can upload it
ReaperBoi02: YOU'RE A LYING LIAR THAT LIES
ReaperBoi02: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Askerian: NO
ReaperBoi02: >.> *kinda awake now*
Askerian: *upload upload*
Askerian: HAHAHA
ReaperBoi02: ;.;
Askerian: ...
Askerian: ...
Askerian: sera
Askerian: sera
ReaperBoi02: .-.
Askerian: sera omg what
Askerian: no way
Askerian: NO WAY
Askerian: OMG THIS IS A JOKE CHAPTER IT HAS TO BE
Askerian: *FLAILS OMFG*
Askerian: **FLAILS**
Askerian: *SPAZZES*
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAT WHAT WHAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAAAAAAAAT
Askerian: oh my god
Askerian: oh
Askerian: wait
Askerian: oh god
Askerian: no fucking way oh god
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
Askerian: KISHI MARRY ME
ReaperBoi02: DDDDDDDDDDDD; TELL
Askerian: oh
ReaperBoi02: T_T!!!!
Askerian: oh kishi oh god i love you beyond words
Askerian: YOU NEED THIS CHAPTER LIKE NOW
Askerian: it's uploading
Askerian: sera
ReaperBoi02: i hate you ;.;
ReaperBoi02: *stays up*
Askerian: sera sasuke goes back to the great naruto bridge and haku and zabuza's crosses
Askerian: sera
Askerian: omg i need to know what he's saying
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/07.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/08.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/09.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/10.jpg
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/10.jpg
Askerian: argh
Askerian: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/11.jpg
ReaperBoi02: *CLICKU*
ReaperBoi02: *loads slow*
ReaperBoi02: .___.;;
Askerian: ;_;
Askerian: just load page 11
Askerian: NO 10
ReaperBoi02: ohgodnarutohasjiraiyaspervface
Askerian: PAGE 10 NOW
ReaperBoi02: i'm trying!
Askerian: you're going to DIE
Askerian: I DIED
ReaperBoi02: W
ReaperBoi02: W
ReaperBoi02: WTF IS THAT
ReaperBoi02: WHAT
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: IT'S
ReaperBoi02: OMG
Askerian: YES
Askerian: YES
Askerian: IT IS
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: *CLING TO YOU*
ReaperBoi02: OMG
ReaperBoi02: *goes to edit lj >_>;;*
ReaperBoi02: you need to write a faghag!Sakura fic now
ReaperBoi02: this chapter demands it
Askerian: YES
ReaperBoi02: ilu
Askerian: yes me too
ReaperBoi02: also iwant icons when the clean HQ scans come out
Askerian: YES ME TOO


Askerian: *forgives EVERYTHING on the spot*
Askerian: ahahaha
Askerian: ... Sakura is a fag hag!!!
Askerian: IT'S CANON













Play with the panels and the base as much as you want to, no credit necessary. go wild, peoples~




o-omg. still can't believe it happened.

[identity profile] ew-younerd.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. I seriously have no idea where anything is going anymore, but as long as he keeps up the gay I'm a happy fan. A very, very happy fan.

I kind of was amused how Kakashi wasn't all "*__*" at young boys OR hot lesbians. I knew Kakashi's "LOLZ SEX-PERV" persona that was taken from KakaIru fandom was such a lie :(

Sai probably thinks Sakura IS a man, so he has his yaoi OT3 ships in SasuSakuNaru anyways. He's all "Whut? It's just the naked human body." Aww, Sai. :( He's pretty casual about the entire penis thing, too. I think he could quit being a ninja and just be a proctologist or something.

HURHUR, I mean, Inner Sakura in Part I did encourage Sakura to take a look if Sasuke had to pee JUST TO SEE HIS PENIS (MAN SHE WAS ONLY 12 WTF), and now she's freaking out about the thought of yaoi? Plz write something amazing incporporating domanatrix!Sakura making the touchie-touchies of NaruSasu happen. YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE TO MAKE IT CANON IN THE END before dragging them off to her bedroom

I already love miniskirt girl. :I *proud annoying lesbian*

[identity profile] ew-younerd.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Omg you're right about her outfit D8 uh that makes her 200000 more hot to me awhejahejhawje. ♥ unf. I need bad girl yuri.

SASUKE IS JUST GATHERING UP A GANG OF SLUTS, ME THINKS.

I think Kakashi is like a lonely housewife more than a pervert. You know, those lonely housewives that read those novels about really cheesey beach sex and all of that, and the man have chiseled Gai muscular features and strong chins and are all perfect and sparkly? That's what Kakashi is into. Not sexy teen boys or hot lesbians, apparently.

And awhejawe omg! NOw that I read the translation I see that's what his smile was about (I was like "ew why is he smiling like that at that guy :("). hawjehawjehjawe. HAHAHAH Sasuke. You never fail to be a dork...or be gay for Naruto :I

[identity profile] ew-younerd.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sasuke looking back all fondly at the bridge is like, really awesome and. MINDFUCKY YET AGAIN. Kishimoto, stop confusing me and making me want to analyze your most complicated character even more! >:[

So by the looks of it he's getting a four-man team, right? To fight Akatsuki or to eventually go against Team Seven, we don't know, but HMMMM.......

I really hope that person is a girl now D8 HURHUR. THem fighting Sakura would make me happy-happy.