askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (NaruSasu_switching seme omg OUTRAGE)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2007-01-18 11:22 am
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-yay new icon. [livejournal.com profile] annwyd ftw.

-No reply from Plagiarist-chan so far. Hmm.

-Dried blood is crunchy in a very ew way. Also, when you burp blood, it smells horrible. Also, I'm hungry. Dumb missing tooth.

-I'm going to sleep over at Kineko's for the weekend. Leaving tomorrow~ *^^*
Kin, je sais pas ce que je pourrai manger, c'est pas encore cicatrisé. Rien qui nécessite de mâcher beaucoup en tout cas. T_T

-What is wrong with this sentence: -> "Threesome (Person in the Middle is the loved)" ? I'll tell you what's wrong. THREESOME =/= TWO TWOSOMES THAT HAPPEN TO OVERLAP KTHNXBYE. Don't sell your polyamory/timeshare "aww, but X is so amazing he DESERVES both! as long as they never ever touch each other in any not-impersonal way" as a threesome. rrgh. ~__~ Especially when one of your examples is SasuNaruSaku "with naruto as the loved one" no no no. I understand and respect your right to like narusaku and sasunaru better, but where in hell does it make sense to have them all in a threesome even though Sakura somehow doesn't love Sasuke anymore? D: Either she wouldn't accept it, or SOME form of her old feelings would resurface. Also, Sasuke is SELFISH. If he only wants Naruto, he won't compromise. He won't hate Sakura or bitchfight over Naruto, but if he doesn't want Sakura, then it's very much going to be nothing more than a timeshare, ever. Even then, I'd see him breaking up with Naruto so Sakura can have him and go off in his tower of loneliness before I see him sharing with her if not only he doesn't have any feelings for her, but isn't ready to accept her feelings and closeness. With some trios (see Urahara/Yoruichi/Soi Fong) the two-love-one approach might work, but Team Seven is way too entangled for that bullshit.

-I have a cyborgsuke scene more or less written but it needs serious smoothing out and I can't find the brainpower for it. ~___~;;; But hey, you tech-minded people can help me.

"You're right, I'm biased. But I only see two reasons for Naruto not to have any ID. Either he did something horrible, or he knows something he shouldn't."

Sasuke agrees with her. His army subroutines do, too -- and for a second, he doesn't know whether he really should allocate more ((RAM?)) to the program keeping them at bay.


Is RAM the word I want? Somehow I don't think so, but I can't translate the french term. It's like power of operation or ability to calculate or something like that.

-The taste of old blood is also pretty ew.

Failed Threesomes are teh sad :'(

[identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com 2007-01-18 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What about the almost canon pairing of ItaKasame/ItaTobi? (See, nobody likes Tobi but Itachi, but Kisame's been crushing on Itachi since Ch. 1...)
Err... is there any such thing as "impersonal touching?
"He passed the salt shaker. Their hands touched. Hesetently, their gazes met and mad, passionate eyesex ensued for a good two hours. Neither one of them moved a muscle, but they both later found themselves to be pregnant. When they atmitted it to eachother, all previous emotional wounds were erased until they were needed for an angsting contest. Our beloved pair were feeling adventerous, so they started up again, this time passing the pepper shaker..."
Last night I found a doujin bashing (uncompromising) NaruSaku shippers, using the most blatent almost-logic I've seen in several weeks. It ended with Sakura knocking the artist out and the two of them going to find Sasuke with renewed gusto. It had reminded me that no ship is perfect. (there are just some that are better than others. KimiLeeGaa!)

Re: Failed Threesomes are teh sad :'(

[identity profile] annwyd.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Was that this comic (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44472530/)? You have to remember that the artist specifically explained she was only bashing the really obnoxious NaruSaku shippers and made sure to mention that she knew cool ones. Also, I've actually seen people using all the arguments she mocked. So I find it hard to get angry at that comic.

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[identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes it is, and once more your data-gathering skills leave me in awe.
I am keeping that in mind. When I found it, all it was was the doujin itself, (that, and a bunch of other doujin from different artists, but this was about the only one worth mentioning) so I didn't know the context. *Goes of to read DA profile*
It had me in tears by the time I finished reading it. ^^'
I've seen people use several mock-worthy arguments from that (mostly the bit with Yamoto-sempai), but no one person has used them all before.

I KILLED ASUKA-SEMPAI!! oh, dear. Sorry? :(

[identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The good, the bad and the, uh, guy with the "bone"? (you know that that fight was just a bit of foreplay that got out of control. "your spear cannot penetrate my 'shield'!")
How could you hurt yourself with 'the best medicine'? I swear, they need to put labels on these things. "WARNING: do not take with sore tooth, or if operating a dirigible. Possible side effects may include pain in cheek, light headedness, and in some cases fiery death" You don't have any blimp-like aircraft parked on your roof, do you?
After a long and carnally satisfying lunch, our main character went strolling about for no concrete reason. He happened to come across his undeclared-yet-totally-obvious-to-anyone-who-disregarded-plausibility-rival standing around minding his own business in a nefarious manner. To protect any innocents from being attacked by this person, Our Hero attacked preemptivly using unnecessarily god-like powers. Regardless of the collateral damage, the standers-by cheered him and gave him a cabbage for no apparent reason. As it turns out, this was the very cabbage that the Rival was thinking about buying for dinner. It must be buried at sea in a lead-lined box!