teamwork 2 chpt.6, tidbit n° 1564814577 or something.

[askerian]

next tidbit, a little short but i'm stuck again. You know the drill, if you find a mistake, typos awkward phrasing doubtful characerisation blahblah, plz point 'em out?



"I'm a bit out of date as a virgin sacrifice, you know."

"It's alright," Naruto retorted as he stretched his legs and leaned back on his hands casually. "We can sacrifice Sasuke. He's not a virgin either, but the way he acts, I'm sure no one will be able to tell the difference."

Sasuke scowled at him over the edge of the ink bowl where he was mixing in more of his blood. "Oh, go to hell. You talk like you're a slut, but you don't have any more experience than I do."

Naruto snorted. "Sure I do."

"Porn rags don't count as experience. If that were the case, every prepubescent brat raiding his parents' closet for a laugh would be a sex guru."

Naruto guessed that in that light, memories of Kyuubi's sex life didn't count either, even if they really felt like they did. He grinned anyway. "I got a blowjob once. Top that, bitch."

Sasuke just stared at him, the brush he was using to mix the ink coming to a stop. Naruto's fangy grin widened.

"You can't, eh? Ha! I win."

Sasuke started mixing his stuff again. "I'm trying to figure out who would get anywhere close to your dick of their own will, but it's not computing."

Naruto sneaked a glance at Sakura. She was sitting in her spot and biting her lip, and didn't seem inclined to say anything. Damn. Naruto had hoped she would interrupt them. He grumbled under his breath, "It was a prostitute, during a trip with Jiraiya."

Sasuke smirked thinly, like he didn't need to add anything to that.

Naruto growled. "Shut up, I still win."

"Um, guys, can we--"

"Like hell you win, you had to pay someone--"

"Hey! I didn't ask her, she was the one who started it!"

"Because she could tell you were an easy mark--"

"Neither of you wins."

Silence fell in the dojo.

For a little while, at least. "... Uh. What?"

Sakura's cheeks were red, but she didn't back down; if anything, she glared even harder. "Neither of you wins, because I do. There, are you happy? I know I am. I always wanted to win a game of 'who has the biggest penis'." She didn't need to tack on an 'idiots' at the end; her tone came through clear enough.

Kyuubi purred out an appreciative laugh. Naruto's lips quirked up of their own accord, rueful and strangely pleased.

Sasuke wasn't so amused. "Wait a minute here. You had sex before -- and you never said anything?"

Sakura sighed wearily. "Listen, it isn't that I'm not happy you're jealous--"

Sasuke twitched. "I'm not--"

"--But this really isn't anything we have time to debate now. All you need to know is that it wasn't anyone from Konoha, and he really, really doesn't matter anymore, didn't even matter as much as I thought back then, and hasn't mattered at all for years. Now can we please get a move on -- preferably before the sun rises?"

Naruto chuckled. "Yes, ma'am." He sobered up a little; Sasuke still didn't look very happy, and if Naruto didn't say something, he would. And it really wasn't the right time for an argument. "But afterwards, alright? We'll have all the time in the world."

He paused, gave the dojo a look.

"Well, if we manage to get done before sunrise."

"Fine."

Sakura gave Sasuke an unconvinced look, but decided not to challenge his assertion.

Comments

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Sasuke being all scornful about porn. You know, like calling something a "rag magazine?"

[askerian]

So the term really exists? I wasn't sure the notion translated. ^^;

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

In the online Merriam-Webster (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/rag) dictionary, it defines "rag" as a sleazy newspaper. I think you can stretch it to include magazines.