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[askerian]

As expected, the Teamwork drabble mutated as is now a page long and I'm not sure how to finish it BUT I WILL! Eventually.

So.

Anyone else wants a drabble? :D First three requests, once again~

I need a pairing and a prompt/word/sentence, and if it doesn't inspire me I'll ask you to find something else, and of course I suck so there's no garantee I'll actually write them. XD (ps: no sex. u.u Also if you want a Teamworkverse drabble, plz anything but the baby. I think i've written everything I can write right now. And I won't spoil on cyborgverse Naruto's past.)

All taken!

-shukaku_in_drag: plz change your prompt, I can't write the first or the second ;.;

-quickthorne: Cyborgverse!Naruto, on Sasuke DONE~
-theninjakitty: I'm magical and cracktastified, so you get ChouSai AND ChouShikaIno. Sequelish to Kitty's own ficlet on her lj~
-whytecrow: NaruSasu, olives DONE~

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[askerian]

Sorry, the end sucks, but my brain just won't work. T_T



Ino blinked as her teammate hurried out of the bathhouse. "Chouji, you're bright red. What's wrong?"

"INOHOWAREYOUABSOLUTELYNOTHING."

Ino looked askance at Shikamaru, who was following on Chouji's heels at a more leisurely pace; the slant of his shoulders indicated annoyance, though. Ino was an expert at deciphering the subtle differences in Shikamaru's permanent slouch.

"Sai wants Chouji to pose for drawings."

Ino blinked. "What -- Chouji? But he's not -- I mean, he's -- I mean. He's Chouji," she finished lamely, as Chouji watched her with suspicion.

"Nude drawings," Shika finished.

"... Oh."

Well, that explained everything. Chouji's, um, manhood, was... Well. Very... manly.

Ino was still trying to decide whether the idea of Chouji posing, lasciviously naked, was sexy or scary, when Sai exited the bathhouse. Chouji meep-ed and retreated behind her.

When you didn't have a clue in hell what to think, the best bet was still to be friendly and polite. "Sai-kun!" Ino greeted him with a big smile.

Sai smiled back pleasantly. "You look like a bear hiding behind a telephone pole."

Ino and Chouji twitched together. Shikamaru sighed. "What do you want, Sai? Chouji already told you he didn't want to pose for you."

"I know. I was going to ask if he wants to have sex."

Chouji spluttered, Ino choked. Shikamaru rolled his eyes, and decided to spell it out. "Sorry, he's taken."

Chouji looked like he was about to have an apoplexy.

Sai blinked. "There's enough of him for everyone and then some."

"Hey! You haven't even asked if we mind sharing," Ino protested, hands on her hips.

Sai tilted his head to stare at her for a few seconds, with his dark, slanted eyes, his mouth faintly pursed in thought, and then he smiled at her. "Would you mind sharing, miss Beautiful?"

Ino squee-ed, just a bit. "Well, if you insist! Oh, Chouji~"

Chouji regarded her with horror, and then, with surprising speed, he leaped away from her and behind Shikamaru instead.

"Shikamaru--" he pleaded.

"Yeah, yeah." Shikamaru shrugged at Sai and Ino and turned away to leave. "Sorry, guys, foursomes are too much work."

Chouji hid behind him on the whole way back home.

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