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teamwork rambles. about sex. >D
So I was chatting with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
na_no_nai and, alas!! We are both losing the ability to write porny, graphical smut. We're turning into R-rated writers!! ;____; *loses half her street creds on the spot*
Somehow it shifted into lemons I want to write into Teamwork, and then into the trio's sexual habits and hangups and stuff.
So here it is, compiled for your voyeuristic pleasure(also because i'm a sadist who doesn't plan on writing any of this into a lemon just yet and maybe ever.)
-Double penetration on Sakura. No commentary needed here rly. *_*
-Sasuke finally topping Naruto. Because dude, he needs to, or he's gonna start feeling unmanly. XD But it's not happening so long as Naruto goes NaruKyuu during sex.
-Sasuke giving Sakura oral. Or doing anything but vanilla vaginal sex with her, really. They're both so... hnn. *prods at*
Sasuke:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: pansexual/not interested. (Sasuke is strong-sexual more than anything else. Boys are stronger than girls, so he pays attention to boys more. But he's also so fiercely antisocial and so busy channeling his energies into training and missions that he doesn't bother fantasizing too much either.)
Receiving anal: Too proud to admit it, but "oh yeeeah". Except that he wouldn't let just anyone do it, and by "not anyone" he means Naruto or Sakura -- and Sakura can't physically do that.
Giving anal: Wants to try it, damn it, he's tired of Naruto doing him like it's natural that Sasuke should bottom. He's got a dick too, and he wants to use it! *growl* He'll probably like it just fine, too.
Receiving oral: Well, duh. Go for it, no problem here. (typical male attitude XD)
Giving oral to a male: Has to be convinced, probably forcefully, but he really gets off on being thrown on his knees and having his mouth fucked.
Giving oral to a female: Uhh. Where do I start? He will do his duty, and try to please her, but it's not as fascinating somehow. (unless Sakura goes Mistress!Inner!Saku on him, maybe XD in which case he'll be more enthusiastic)
Kinks/fantasies:
-rough sex (biting, scratching, fighting!sex)
-borderline rape fantasy (though not quite -- more dubious consent fantasy. XD He wouldn't enjoy pretending to be utterly powerless AND not wanting it.)
-bondage, as in, being the one getting tied up -- but his trust issues are so massives it would take ages before he'd let anyone put him in such a defenseless position.
Hangups:
-can't get kinky with Sakura. Just... can't. Most of his kinkiness is tied to issues of dominance, submission and violence, and he just can't treat Sakura like that; she's not a challenger and he dislikes the thought of hurting her. So unless someone else leads the ball, he'll just go the caresses+vaginal sex route. Probably face to face, and eventually he'll roll on top because he doesn't like being on the bottom if the one on top can't keep him there.
-gets very awkward when it's more about making love than having sex.
-Really twitchy about having his Cursed Seal licked or nuzzled or anything. Even dead, it's still sensitive -- he gets sharp, stabbing phantom pains from it sometimes -- and he hates being reminded that he still wears Orochimaru's brand. It would take some emotionally and physically intense lovemaking for him not to get somewhat turned off. (when KyuuNaru bites over it as he fucks him? oh yeah. ohhh yeeah. That would be about being owned by him and not by Orochimaru anymore, and prrr. If he was really making love with Sakura, he might be convinced to let her touch it, as a show of trust and love, but it would be a big thing for him.)
Favorite positions:
-on all fours, or generally on his knees, or up against a wall. (when it's clearer that this is about fucking, not being mushy)
Naruto:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: Bisexual, though he likes girls better. Maybe 70% girls and 30% boys; very much not equally attracted. (and he only goes after pretty boys, too -- beefy and bearded doesn't even register as having sexing-up potential. XD)
Receiving anal: Naruto likes girls better, and started perving on pretty boys late-ish, around 16, so he never thought much, if at all, about being on the receiving end of anal sex. When he imagines himself with a boy, he still copies the fantasies he has with girls. Even now, he's still a bit "uh whaaat??? but it would... HURT... or be all awkward and alien and stuff, wouldn't it?" He's not very sure he'd like it all that much. Also, Sasuke got topped already, and he liked it, so Naruto figures it's fine if they continue like that. He's willing to be talked into it, if only so that Sasuke won't bitch him out for being grossly unfair, but he's not really fascinated by the idea so far.
Giving anal: So long as it's about getting his dick into something tight and warm, his reaction is pretty much always ohhhyeaaah.
Receiving oral: ohhhyeaaah.
Giving oral to a male: Naruto will give head, but he'd rather Sasuke be laying down. He'll kneel if it's practical, but he doesn't really like the idea that it's also about submission. For him it's about giving pleasure, not being made to do anything, or being used or anything. (though if he could make Sasuke moan? he wouldn't mind kneeling. XD)
Giving oral to a female: That's fun! He loves doing that; he likes the scent and taste, and he loves making the girl squirm and moan.
Kinks/fantasies:
-Sexy no Justu hijinks.
-Using the Kage Bunshin to do both his lovers in any openings available. (mm, one-man gang-bangs.)
-harem fantasies, with Sakura and Sasuke and Ino and Temari and Neji and and ... though he's pretty aware that they're always going to stay fantasies and he's okay with that.
Hangups: Not a lot of them, really.
-somewhat doubtful about anal sex, but (cautiously) willing to try it out.
-Sometimes he's scared of how violent his one-on-one sessions with Sasuke can get. Naruto likes rough sex, but he really hates it when he feels like he's raping Sasuke, even if that's what Sasuke needs and deliberately goaded him into. Whenever he goes Kyuubi on Sasuke, he's always very apologetic and uneasy afterwards.
Favorite positions:
"I don't want ONE position, I want ALL positions!" Yeah, so Naruto can and will like having sex in any position he or his partners can think of. Sex is fun, and he loves having fun.
Sakura:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: Straight. (she'd make out with Sasuke or Naruto as girls, because they would feel soft and cuddly and it would be nice, but only because she knows they're boys underneath. There was a time during her awkward teenage years where she could have been convinced to experiment with Ino, but she was too shy and it never happened, and now she's quite embarrassed by it, even if she knows that this kind of curiosity is normal.)
Receiving anal: Sakura is never going to get much into anal XD She will accept anal if there's also vaginal at the same time and it means they're both inside her, but she doesn't see the point in nothing but anal. She'll still let her boys do it if they want it, but she wouldn't get much out of it. She just doesn't really get why girls would be into anal, for her there's no need (she's kind of thinking "but why do you need to take me there? I'm a woman, I'm designed for intercourse, it isn't like I'm a boy and you have to make due with what's available." ) and also it's not practical -- needs stretching and lube and lots of care and she isn't very comfortable with the potential for injuries.
Giving anal: ... give her a few years to get comfortable with sex, and then she'll probably break out the strap-on dildos. XD At the moment she isn't even considering fingering either of her boys.
Receiving oral: It makes her squirm and blush, but the very idea also really arouses her. She would totally come in three seconds if Sasuke did it to her, and Naruto is so enthusiastic, mmh...
Giving oral to a male: She can be convinced to try, but she'll feel awkward at first. She'll need encouragements, and if she feels used or cheap even one second, she'll probably start disliking it quite a lot. She's a little worried it will make her look slutty.
Giving oral to a female: Only if it's Naruto or Sasuke in Sexy no Jutsu. And even then, she might need to be drunk, or at least swept away by the moment or something.
Kinks/fantasies:
-secret voyeuristic streak, but she hasn't thought about it much yet, and so far she's still too unsure that she would really be welcome to join in to enjoy being outside looking in.
-Having both Sasuke and Naruto inside her vagina at the same time, but right now she's way too tight; maybe after the baby's born.
-Having both Sasuke's and Naruto's semen inside her, be it following anal/vaginal double penetration or just from them taking turns with her.
-She'd love to push Sasuke down and ride him hard one day. XD Mm, Inner-Sakura.
-Toys. Mmmh, toys. The boys are fine with using what Nature gave them (and torn strips of cloth or ninja wire if they need restraints XD), but Sakura would probably like owning vibrators and blindfolds and ball-gags and maybe a riding crop. (...in a few years, that is. XD)
Hangups: Sakura is a well-bred, romantic young lady, so "making love" (missionary-style) is fine, but anything else is a bit shocking, at least at first, and she doesn't like admitting to anything she considers outside of the norm.
Favorite positions: With Sasuke, missionary and variants; with Naruto, she likes straddling him. She can enjoy doggy-style if things are getting passionate, but she won't take the position on her own.
na_no_nai and, alas!! We are both losing the ability to write porny, graphical smut. We're turning into R-rated writers!! ;____; *loses half her street creds on the spot*Somehow it shifted into lemons I want to write into Teamwork, and then into the trio's sexual habits and hangups and stuff.
So here it is, compiled for your voyeuristic pleasure
-Double penetration on Sakura. No commentary needed here rly. *_*
-Sasuke finally topping Naruto. Because dude, he needs to, or he's gonna start feeling unmanly. XD But it's not happening so long as Naruto goes NaruKyuu during sex.
-Sasuke giving Sakura oral. Or doing anything but vanilla vaginal sex with her, really. They're both so... hnn. *prods at*
Sasuke:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: pansexual/not interested. (Sasuke is strong-sexual more than anything else. Boys are stronger than girls, so he pays attention to boys more. But he's also so fiercely antisocial and so busy channeling his energies into training and missions that he doesn't bother fantasizing too much either.)
Receiving anal: Too proud to admit it, but "oh yeeeah". Except that he wouldn't let just anyone do it, and by "not anyone" he means Naruto or Sakura -- and Sakura can't physically do that.
Giving anal: Wants to try it, damn it, he's tired of Naruto doing him like it's natural that Sasuke should bottom. He's got a dick too, and he wants to use it! *growl* He'll probably like it just fine, too.
Receiving oral: Well, duh. Go for it, no problem here. (typical male attitude XD)
Giving oral to a male: Has to be convinced, probably forcefully, but he really gets off on being thrown on his knees and having his mouth fucked.
Giving oral to a female: Uhh. Where do I start? He will do his duty, and try to please her, but it's not as fascinating somehow. (unless Sakura goes Mistress!Inner!Saku on him, maybe XD in which case he'll be more enthusiastic)
Kinks/fantasies:
-rough sex (biting, scratching, fighting!sex)
-borderline rape fantasy (though not quite -- more dubious consent fantasy. XD He wouldn't enjoy pretending to be utterly powerless AND not wanting it.)
-bondage, as in, being the one getting tied up -- but his trust issues are so massives it would take ages before he'd let anyone put him in such a defenseless position.
Hangups:
-can't get kinky with Sakura. Just... can't. Most of his kinkiness is tied to issues of dominance, submission and violence, and he just can't treat Sakura like that; she's not a challenger and he dislikes the thought of hurting her. So unless someone else leads the ball, he'll just go the caresses+vaginal sex route. Probably face to face, and eventually he'll roll on top because he doesn't like being on the bottom if the one on top can't keep him there.
-gets very awkward when it's more about making love than having sex.
-Really twitchy about having his Cursed Seal licked or nuzzled or anything. Even dead, it's still sensitive -- he gets sharp, stabbing phantom pains from it sometimes -- and he hates being reminded that he still wears Orochimaru's brand. It would take some emotionally and physically intense lovemaking for him not to get somewhat turned off. (when KyuuNaru bites over it as he fucks him? oh yeah. ohhh yeeah. That would be about being owned by him and not by Orochimaru anymore, and prrr. If he was really making love with Sakura, he might be convinced to let her touch it, as a show of trust and love, but it would be a big thing for him.)
Favorite positions:
-on all fours, or generally on his knees, or up against a wall. (when it's clearer that this is about fucking, not being mushy)
Naruto:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: Bisexual, though he likes girls better. Maybe 70% girls and 30% boys; very much not equally attracted. (and he only goes after pretty boys, too -- beefy and bearded doesn't even register as having sexing-up potential. XD)
Receiving anal: Naruto likes girls better, and started perving on pretty boys late-ish, around 16, so he never thought much, if at all, about being on the receiving end of anal sex. When he imagines himself with a boy, he still copies the fantasies he has with girls. Even now, he's still a bit "uh whaaat??? but it would... HURT... or be all awkward and alien and stuff, wouldn't it?" He's not very sure he'd like it all that much. Also, Sasuke got topped already, and he liked it, so Naruto figures it's fine if they continue like that. He's willing to be talked into it, if only so that Sasuke won't bitch him out for being grossly unfair, but he's not really fascinated by the idea so far.
Giving anal: So long as it's about getting his dick into something tight and warm, his reaction is pretty much always ohhhyeaaah.
Receiving oral: ohhhyeaaah.
Giving oral to a male: Naruto will give head, but he'd rather Sasuke be laying down. He'll kneel if it's practical, but he doesn't really like the idea that it's also about submission. For him it's about giving pleasure, not being made to do anything, or being used or anything. (though if he could make Sasuke moan? he wouldn't mind kneeling. XD)
Giving oral to a female: That's fun! He loves doing that; he likes the scent and taste, and he loves making the girl squirm and moan.
Kinks/fantasies:
-Sexy no Justu hijinks.
-Using the Kage Bunshin to do both his lovers in any openings available. (mm, one-man gang-bangs.)
-harem fantasies, with Sakura and Sasuke and Ino and Temari and Neji and and ... though he's pretty aware that they're always going to stay fantasies and he's okay with that.
Hangups: Not a lot of them, really.
-somewhat doubtful about anal sex, but (cautiously) willing to try it out.
-Sometimes he's scared of how violent his one-on-one sessions with Sasuke can get. Naruto likes rough sex, but he really hates it when he feels like he's raping Sasuke, even if that's what Sasuke needs and deliberately goaded him into. Whenever he goes Kyuubi on Sasuke, he's always very apologetic and uneasy afterwards.
Favorite positions:
"I don't want ONE position, I want ALL positions!" Yeah, so Naruto can and will like having sex in any position he or his partners can think of. Sex is fun, and he loves having fun.
Sakura:
Sexual orientation/where they start from: Straight. (she'd make out with Sasuke or Naruto as girls, because they would feel soft and cuddly and it would be nice, but only because she knows they're boys underneath. There was a time during her awkward teenage years where she could have been convinced to experiment with Ino, but she was too shy and it never happened, and now she's quite embarrassed by it, even if she knows that this kind of curiosity is normal.)
Receiving anal: Sakura is never going to get much into anal XD She will accept anal if there's also vaginal at the same time and it means they're both inside her, but she doesn't see the point in nothing but anal. She'll still let her boys do it if they want it, but she wouldn't get much out of it. She just doesn't really get why girls would be into anal, for her there's no need (she's kind of thinking "but why do you need to take me there? I'm a woman, I'm designed for intercourse, it isn't like I'm a boy and you have to make due with what's available." ) and also it's not practical -- needs stretching and lube and lots of care and she isn't very comfortable with the potential for injuries.
Giving anal: ... give her a few years to get comfortable with sex, and then she'll probably break out the strap-on dildos. XD At the moment she isn't even considering fingering either of her boys.
Receiving oral: It makes her squirm and blush, but the very idea also really arouses her. She would totally come in three seconds if Sasuke did it to her, and Naruto is so enthusiastic, mmh...
Giving oral to a male: She can be convinced to try, but she'll feel awkward at first. She'll need encouragements, and if she feels used or cheap even one second, she'll probably start disliking it quite a lot. She's a little worried it will make her look slutty.
Giving oral to a female: Only if it's Naruto or Sasuke in Sexy no Jutsu. And even then, she might need to be drunk, or at least swept away by the moment or something.
Kinks/fantasies:
-secret voyeuristic streak, but she hasn't thought about it much yet, and so far she's still too unsure that she would really be welcome to join in to enjoy being outside looking in.
-Having both Sasuke and Naruto inside her vagina at the same time, but right now she's way too tight; maybe after the baby's born.
-Having both Sasuke's and Naruto's semen inside her, be it following anal/vaginal double penetration or just from them taking turns with her.
-She'd love to push Sasuke down and ride him hard one day. XD Mm, Inner-Sakura.
-Toys. Mmmh, toys. The boys are fine with using what Nature gave them (and torn strips of cloth or ninja wire if they need restraints XD), but Sakura would probably like owning vibrators and blindfolds and ball-gags and maybe a riding crop. (...in a few years, that is. XD)
Hangups: Sakura is a well-bred, romantic young lady, so "making love" (missionary-style) is fine, but anything else is a bit shocking, at least at first, and she doesn't like admitting to anything she considers outside of the norm.
Favorite positions: With Sasuke, missionary and variants; with Naruto, she likes straddling him. She can enjoy doggy-style if things are getting passionate, but she won't take the position on her own.
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Sasuke is secretly very uke, but when it is just him and Naruto, he still feels like he has to proove himself an equal, so he'll take the reins and be the seme and Naruto, who won't exactly be passive, really doesn't care as long as he's getting some. Sasuke will perform oral sex on Naruto, but if they're alone, it'll have to be initiated by him, or he'll get cagey. And letting Naruto near his ass when they are alone? He's not ready to admit that kind of giving up of control yet, no matter how much he knows he'd like it.
But throw Sakura into the mix and suddenly there's someone Sasuke mentally associates with submissiveness, even if Sakura tops. Because she's a girl, Sasuke can relax a bit and allow Naruto control of the situation, because he knows unquestionably that there is someone else around who is the "girl". Even if Sakura totally tops him. ^_^
Currently, I've only written a threesome scene with Sakura riding Sasuke, with Naruto directing her with his hands, and then Naruto taking Sakura while Sasuke teases him from behind, but I can see that kind of dynamic continuing if I ever get around to my other lemon-filled plot bunnies.
It's really interesting to compare psychological *backstory* for something like smut. Just goes to show that writing pr0n is more difficult then people think.
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Ahaha, yes, i can totally see that, too. "well, okay, so long as I'm not the bottomiest of the pile, it's alright if i'm not uberseme. JUST THIS ONCE RLY."
ohh, i kinda want to read that lemon riding scene now. link plz?
frankly, if PWPs bores me so much these days, it's because most of the time it's got only huge stereotypes at best instead of characters.
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hee hee. Yes, you're right. Sasuke + denial = OTP and itisjustsocute. ^_^
ohh, i kinda want to read that lemon riding scene now. link plz?
Sure.
http://des-butterfly.livejournal.com/4202.html#cutid1
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How you managed to actually plot out their sex lives is a bit weird and so I will not ask. But I like it, nevertheless. (-it'd be nice to see Sakura make out with sexy no jutsu Sasuke and Naruto- Hawtness.) Oh and..."one-man gangbangs". How'd you DO that, miss genius? =O -serches endlessly for hentai fics like that-
-slips away-
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Giving oral to a male: Has to be convinced, probably forcefully, but he really gets off on being thrown on his knees and having his mouth fucked.
Too hot for words. :D
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or ever, so I'll make do with what I have now. :3 Likeno subject
even if it won't get written
just fun *sighs happily*
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I have to agree with Sasuke. Rough!sex and bondage may be hot between him and Naruto, but with Sakura- not so much. Sakura with a strap-on dildo...hmm. I'm just having trouble seeing Sakura top either of them.
I adore it when you throw in sexy-no-jutsu. I'd love to see more NaruSasu yuri.
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...XD;;;;;;;;;
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/askerian/T7_gothicstargrl.jpg
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because that helps convince me I'm not a pervert when I do. A lot of fics have fairly IC characters until the humping starts and then it's 'cut and paste the harlequin novel' time. Which is stupid. OKay, I don't subscribe entirely to the Freudian idea of everything you do relates to sex and vice versa, there can be too much parallelism between characters and what goes on between the sheets, but SOME of that will surely carry over. It doesn't make sense for a positive, go-getter guy with more guts than sense to suddenly become the shy blushing bride in bed who starts reciting odes to his lover's eyes or whatever.no subject
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Well-bred and proper. Yeah, if not for Naruto those two would have a very boring sex life indeed.
Sasuke is strong-sexual more than anything else
*Is so not thinking about his issues with the Godly Strong and Scary Big Brother, noooooo*
*le sigh* Ignore my rambling...
I just think the new Sakura is even more kick-ass and rounded as a character and _that_ Sakura would add another level to the threesome and it's sexual-side, at least I think so. I really don't want to sound like I'm complaining or whining, especially since I love your story, as it is, so very much! I just see how many more insecurities she must have, and how much more limited this Sakura's sexual impulses will be, and I feel like Sakura has so much potential. I guess I'm just biased. I mean, I'm a girl (*lol*) so I want her to be kick-ass, and I've always a soft-spot for Sakura, even though I found her a bit on the shallow and annoying side, _at first_. Even then, I still really liked her, and I suppose I could relate to her and her crush [*cough*obsession*cough*]...and then she showed that, yes, I can care for someone/something other than Sasuke and I was like "SCORE!"
Anyway, "Teamwork" Sakura needs to get her ass in gear and drop the insecurity nonsense. There is so much smex to make! *lol* I hope the training she has to undergo to survive the pregnancy helps make her a better ninja and a stronger person. *^.^* That way she can top them both some time. *~.^*
Anywho, I hope you do write those lemons...and soon. You write so well. *le sigh*
Asuka-san! *hugs and love* for Asuka-san!
Au revoir!
~ Monique ~
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And i'm so amused by Naruto's harem fantasy...
And ooh, what would Sasuke's reaction be to a dominatrix-style Sakura? I have this feeling she's break him before she even did anything! *giggle*
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Hmm... I'm thinking of ways for Naruto to stop going all Kyuubi-seme on Sasuke during sex... could be possible if Sasuke was getting into a funk/partial-meltdown from loss of control over the sex, throw in lots of angst and frustration and Naruto (NOT kyuubi) offers to try kinky(secretly hoping for bondage-and-Seme!Sasuke)...
or maybe in exchange for oiroke-no-jutsu!Sasuke...
or maybe Sasuke