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I apologize for the spamming of people's frienslist, but I swear this is the last post today.
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askerian: oh. god. ew
askerian: a romantic sasuke/orochimaru pairing
joisbishmyoga: wtf?
joisbishmyoga: nonononono
askerian: ewwwwwwwwwww
joisbishmyoga: romantic wtf that pairing would so fucking be "if you were a civilian this would be illegal", "whatever. gimme a new jutsu."
askerian: haha XD
... okay no actually that wasn't what I wanted to tell you people about. ^___^;;;;;
(and to save that poor girl's bandwidth, go to the mangahelpers.com forum and download the raw? XD)
askerian: http://shadhahvar.livejournal.com/6163.html
askerian: did you read that?
askerian: it's a parody of the latest chapter -- whatever. just look at sai's drawings and tell me what it tells you
joisbishmyoga: DRAGON BALL OMG
askerian: XD
askerian: okay so read it once and then come back to the drawings
joisbishmyoga: They suck. Or are woodcut prints instead of drawings.
askerian: no, i mean
askerian: what's on them
askerian: i got a ZOMG WHAT moment when i... got it. except i'm hoping i'm reading it wrong
askerian: WHAT IS THEIR MEANING
joisbishmyoga: Dude, he beats each one and gets their weapons, for one thing.
askerian: and their clothes
joisbishmyoga: ... their identities?
askerian: and their fighting stance
askerian: sharingan
askerian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
joisbishmyoga: ... oh fuck no
joisbishmyoga: SAI IS NOT AN UCHIHA
askerian: i just hope it means he's so empty he needs to steal people's identities to build his own
askerian: but
joisbishmyoga: If Kishimoto made Sai a bastard Uchiha, or a kid with sharingan implants... ohhhhhh fuck, didn't Itachi say something about a third person who could do Mangekyou?
joisbishmyoga: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
askerian: I will barf if this comes true.
joisbishmyoga: It makes no SENSE.
joisbishmyoga: Itachi killed all the Uchiha! Except Sasuke. Where the fuck would Sai fit in?
askerian: YES EXACTLY.
askerian: SO THERE. SHUT UP, BRAIN.
joisbishmyoga: Sai: I am a Stu. I knew Mangekyou before I met Itachi, and taught him how to control Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu, and that another Mangekyou Uchiha could break the Tsukiyomi, because that much wasn't in the scrolls and training's better in reality anyway.
Did I mention that, since I'm Sasuke's age, there was considerable shota molestation going on? It was my idea, of course... as a Stu, I got all horny-bastard-uke by the time I was ten and decided my student Itachi was hot enough to be my seme.
askerian: *giggle*
DISCUSS. and prove me wrong oh god please prove me wrong.
askerian: oh. god. ewaskerian: a romantic sasuke/orochimaru pairingjoisbishmyoga: wtf?joisbishmyoga: nononononoaskerian: ewwwwwwwwwwwjoisbishmyoga: romantic wtf that pairing would so fucking be "if you were a civilian this would be illegal", "whatever. gimme a new jutsu."askerian: haha XD... okay no actually that wasn't what I wanted to tell you people about. ^___^;;;;;
(and to save that poor girl's bandwidth, go to the mangahelpers.com forum and download the raw? XD)
askerian: http://shadhahvar.livejournal.com/6163.htmlaskerian: did you read that?askerian: it's a parody of the latest chapter -- whatever. just look at sai's drawings and tell me what it tells youjoisbishmyoga: DRAGON BALL OMGaskerian: XDaskerian: okay so read it once and then come back to the drawingsjoisbishmyoga: They suck. Or are woodcut prints instead of drawings.askerian: no, i meanaskerian: what's on themaskerian: i got a ZOMG WHAT moment when i... got it. except i'm hoping i'm reading it wrongaskerian: WHAT IS THEIR MEANINGjoisbishmyoga: Dude, he beats each one and gets their weapons, for one thing.askerian: and their clothesjoisbishmyoga: ... their identities?askerian: and their fighting stanceaskerian: sharinganaskerian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESjoisbishmyoga: ... oh fuck nojoisbishmyoga: SAI IS NOT AN UCHIHAaskerian: i just hope it means he's so empty he needs to steal people's identities to build his ownaskerian: butjoisbishmyoga: If Kishimoto made Sai a bastard Uchiha, or a kid with sharingan implants... ohhhhhh fuck, didn't Itachi say something about a third person who could do Mangekyou?joisbishmyoga: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTaskerian: I will barf if this comes true.joisbishmyoga: It makes no SENSE.joisbishmyoga: Itachi killed all the Uchiha! Except Sasuke. Where the fuck would Sai fit in?askerian: YES EXACTLY.askerian: SO THERE. SHUT UP, BRAIN.joisbishmyoga: Sai: I am a Stu. I knew Mangekyou before I met Itachi, and taught him how to control Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu, and that another Mangekyou Uchiha could break the Tsukiyomi, because that much wasn't in the scrolls and training's better in reality anyway.Did I mention that, since I'm Sasuke's age, there was considerable shota molestation going on? It was my idea, of course... as a Stu, I got all horny-bastard-uke by the time I was ten and decided my student Itachi was hot enough to be my seme.
askerian: *giggle*DISCUSS. and prove me wrong oh god please prove me wrong.
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We all know that Obito= Tobi!! Tobi's a good boy!
Leader is Yondaime. All that pretty had to have some evil to balance out the bling. :D
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And Yondaime is totally topping bitch!Kyuubi in Naruto's soul. ♥
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