Oh god. I don't know wether I want to scratch my eyes out from the bad writing or laugh my ass off at ya'll's comments. This is terrible. If I could I would find this...person and flame them. (I refuse to use the words she or author as it's an insult to both words to consider this 'it' as such...)

However,I do agree with everyone who has said this before me..the original version? Pwease? *puppy eyes*