Battlefield Terra sidefic

[askerian]

Silly John&Jade pesterlog that I don't know whether it's actually canon for the fic, but it cracked me up, so here it is.

My sense of humor is very childish I know. .__.

(if the coding is wrong on livejournal, argh. it's fine on dreamwidth. D:)
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JH: he's managing okay though, right?
JD: john seriously i think after more than a week he knows how to take a shower without you!!!
JD: i promise i wont drown him even a little bit :pp
JH: well you'd have to sneak into his stall for that, and after how much he nagged me to shower on the girls' side today i think he might bite you first.
JH: but seriously wtf, i really didn't think it bothered him that much to shower on the guys' side.
JH: do you think he's like trans or something? oh no, i've been calling him by the wrong pronoun all along!
JH: her. i mean her.
JD: X'DDDD
JD: OR MAYBE HE WAS TIRED OF HAVING HIS BOY PARTS OGLED.
JH: goddamn it not you too!!!!! I'm so TIRED of this joke!
JD: ... :X
JD: i... meant... dirk...
JH: oh.
JH: wait, what, dirk ogles him in the shower??????
JD: how should i know stupid i dont shower with the boys!! it was a joke john repeat after me
JD: J
JD: O
JD: K
JH: okay, i get it! bluh.
JD: E
JD: well good :/
JH: why would dirk ogle him though.
JD: ........ ..... ............. .......... no reason!! :X
JD: anyway i dont think hes a girl i just think he wanted a stall
JD: maybe hes body shy!
JH: but he never seemed THAT embarrassed...
JH: eh, aliens.
JH: say, how long has it been now? i've been done for at least fifteen minutes. is he trying to take a bath or what?
JD: haha could be! theres water everyw
JD: HOLY SHITBALLS WHY IS THE WATER PINK brb!!!!!!!!!!
JH: jade? D:
JH: jade?? what do you mean the water's pink!!
JH: did someone get hurt??? is karkat bleeding????
JH: you just cut your leg shaving or something right??
JH: JADE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME I AM WALKING RIGHT IN!
JD: IF YOU WALK IN I WILL CUT YOU, BUDDY.
JD: i could hear you, geeze! you didnt need to spam me as well >://///
JH: it's the last goddamn time i let you borrow my alien. what happened?
JH: jade??
JD: umm
JD: just a false alarm ahaha :);;
JD: wow.
JH: are you SURE. >:B
JD: yup! super sure!!
JH: because i could hear him snarling at you, too. >:BBB
JD: surprise he doesnt like me jumping to check on him over the panel when he thought he was safely hidden away and wow um
JH: if you start talking about his bum i am blocking you.
JH: BLOCKING YOU, JADE.
JD: nah he was umm
JD: turned the other way :33;;;;;
JH: so what happened anyway?? are you going to answer or what?
JD: hmm lets see...... ...
JD: if you bought me ice cream.......
JD: and the latest movie about hawkins life.... ...... ..... .....
JD: and cleaned remmie for me...
JD: i still wouldnt!!!!! :P
JH: jaaaaaaaaaaaaade. :(
JD: jooooooohn!! >:(
JD: oh hey hes coming out that means i can go right :DDDDD
JD: byebye john have fun!!!!!!
JH: no hey, wait!
JH: damn it, stop dodgi
JH: NO FAIR LEAVING THE BATHROOM, I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU!
JH: why was the water pink??? come on, it's not like i can ask him!
JH: jade, you come back and explain yourself!
JH: jade?
JH: :(

Comments

[axiom_of_stripe]

ahahahahah! oh, karkat. that didn't quite work out the way he planned, did it?

[askerian]

At least he managed to get off before being so rudely interrupted. XD man, it'd been like TWENTY DAYS, he was *dying.*

[axiom_of_stripe]

fair point you make! :)

[snear]

Aw, how cute, even the alien needs some "alone time" now and again, hehe.
John, be a smart boy and take advantage of this opportunity as well (presuming you haven't already, in which case I am doubly surprised you were not able to make the connection, but then again why would you assume alien spunk is the same color as their blood).

[askerian]

John can be done way more discreetly and with a lot less mess though. unfaiiiir. ;_;

[japanimecrazed.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious, but oh god, poor Karkat. :)

[arin-rowan.livejournal.com]

*dies* oh my god you made the crack comment canon! XD

[rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com]

... jeez, John, sometimes people need privacy to jerk off or something. But no, other people are all UP IN THEIR GRILL ALL THE TIME... poor Karkat. Heh.

[flourite-roses.livejournal.com]

Oh man I suddenly got it after reading the last part a second time LOL. I was totally distracted by the idea that he cut himself!